I missed my second anniversary of blogging. How terrible of me! I started blogging on July 21, 2005. Anyway, it’s been a great two years (and ten days)! I hope everyone continues pretending to love reading Puntabulous just as much as I pretend to love writing it.

I may not have a large readership, but I’ve always considered Puntabulous to be the little-known independent movie of the blogging world. I may not have the biggest box office receipts, but the content is more original and my audience is more sophisticated.

And I’m totally cuter than Perez Hilton.

Thanks for sticking around!

Here are some of my old favorites:

MY AUTOBOT AUDITION
PUNTABULOUS HAS GOT BACK
PUNTABULOUS ADVENTURES OF SUPER VIAGRA AND VAGINA GIRL
TOTAL ECLIPSE OF THE PUNTABULOUS
PUNTABULOUS TRANSFORMERS MOVIE
PUNTABULOUS-COUNTER-PUNTABULOUS: WHICH MEAL IS BEST?
WHY MUST PUNTABULOUS JOKE?
PUNTABULOUS LEADERS OF SCIENCE FICTION
PUNTABULOUS GUIDE TO BEING A SUPERHERO
PUNTABULOUS GUIDE TO ROBOTS
PUNTABULOUS LOVES VALENTINES DAY
PUNTABULOUS GUIDE TO SEXBOTS
PUNTABULOUS MONDAY DILEMMA

It’s only a matter of time before evil space aliens come and take over our planet. I mean, really, we’re pretty screwed when the aliens show up and start busting ass. If they manage to get here, chances are their technology will wipe the floor with us. Our technology sucks. We couldn’t even run away if we wanted to. Where would we hide? The moon? Yeah, they’ll never find us there. So here is a simple guide to helping you survive that inevitable day:

LEARN TRICKS:
Chances are when the evil alien overlords are looking for human pets to entertain them at their evil alien dinner parties, and they have to decide between you and the guy that can juggle flaming bowling pins, they’re gonna take the guy who can juggle flaming bowling pins. And while living a life of servitude as a creature of entertainment may not be the best way to live, it’s better than your other options. Don’t worry, you can still come to the dinner party. AS THE MEAL!

BE THE MAIN CHARACTER:
This one is a bit harder to pull off, because you never know who’s movie you’re in. So you’ll need to involve yourself in everything that is going on around you. Don’t let people have conversations without you. And under no circumstances should you be the black guy. Or the funny sidekick. So basically, you need to be white, unfunny, and constantly interrupting other peoples’ conversations.

DON’T BE PREGNANT:
Don’t you just love veal? The yummy tenderness of young, immobile cow babies. I get hungry just thinking about it! Well what do you think the human fetus is? It’s a baby, it’s kept immobile, it’s practically like human veal! Evil space aliens will find that delectable morsel of bite-size human veal hard to resist also. So basically, never get pregnant, ever. Because evil space aliens would want to eat your unborn baby should they ever invade. And to get to your baby, they’d probably have to kill you too.

THINK SIMPLE:
When dealing with evil aliens who’s technology is lightyears ahead of our own, it is best to think simple. They may be able to speak telepathically, and level cities without straining a single green muscle in their tiny svelte bodies, but they are susceptible to all manner of viruses, computer or otherwise. Even a common cold can bring down entire armies of would-be evil alien overlords! And bless their simple-minded hearts, all alien societies are connected through a single network, so if one gets sick, they all get sick! Brilliant! Brilliant of us, not of them. Okay, not even that brilliant of us either.

1. While I was on vacation my company began blocking Blogspot sites from the server. Is this what happens when I go away? It’s terrible. Work is the only time I have to read blogs. So basically what I’m saying is, that if you have a blogspot site, I’m never reading it ever again. Sorry.

2. I did however come back from vacation and found out I was getting an office to myself rather than sharing one with someone else like I had been. I think I’d still rather have Blogspot back though. It’s too quiet in here by myself.

3. I finished Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. Wonderful. If you want to talk to me about it, e-mail me at the address in my “About Me” section. Let’s not spoil it for anyone in the comments section.

4. Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix was a great movie. Prisoner of Azkaban is still my favorite, then Order of the Phoenix, then Goblet of Fire, then Sorceror’s Stone, then Chamber of Secrets.

5. Current movies I want to see: Hairspray, Sunshine, The Simpsons, Transformers (again), and I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry (just kidding). Gay guys don’t have names like Chuck and Larry! That’s wacky! Gay guys have names like Jeremy or Lance! Oh golly! What will Hollywood think of next?

6. Don’t sit next to me on the subway, and press your leg up really close against mine unnecessarily when we both really have tons of room, and not want to make babies with me. My fragile heart cannot handle it.

7. Family Guy makes me proud to be Irish:

Thanks to Dave for pointing out this video to me! It’s kinda not safe for work. It’s also not safe if you are my Mom. Just sayin’!

So I’m ready to share my quote-unquote camping pictures! Some of you may question whether what me and my friends did can technically be considered camping, but don’t judge us until after you’ve reviewed all the pictures.

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Hello from Vermont again!

Still having a blast in Vermont. Taking loads of pictures, which I can’t wait to share with your guys! It will be a few days till my next post, so here are a couple of hot pics to keep you satisfied until then:

Just four young, successful, gorgeous people eating crepes in an adorable French cafe in Montreal. As you can see, I’ve been getting plenty of sun! I think if I get any whiter, I’ll be invisible.

Hello from Vermont!

We’re having a blast! Doing lots of swimming and even a bit of volleyball (I know!).

So here is a video I took while here. The people that we rented the cottage from had a really nice inflatable boat that we wanted to take out into the lake. So we brought the boat into town and went to a watersports (tee hee) shop and asked them to inflate it for us. This is a video of us bringing the boat back to our cottage on the top of my car.

Be sure to watch it all the way to the end. There is a twist worthy of M. Night Shyamalan!

Yeah, it’s really sad actually. After a few minutes, the nice old lady who lives across the street came out and said (In inviso-text because it’s technically a spoiler if you haven’t watched the video yet! Highlight to read!): “Oh! They got that hole in raft fixed for you?!” And we had to sadly say “No, we didn’t know about any hole.” Sigh. But we’re still having a blast! YAY VERMONT!

So remember last year when I went “camping” with my friends?

Well we’re going again this year! So that’s where I’ll be this week. So I’ll be very light on the posting. Sorry!

We’re staying in a small town near Burlington Vermont. Here’s the cottage we rented, isn’t it cute?

Here’s the view:

We’re about an hour from Montreal, so we might go up there for a day also. Where my Montrealians at?

I hope everyone has a great week! See you when I return!

Enjoy some of my old favorites in the meantime:

PUNTABULOUS TRANSFORMERS
PUNTABULOUS HAS GOT BACK

My face is so greasy.

How greasy is it?!

My face is so greasy:

My nose is actually a dipstick.

I always lose at poker because my opponents can see my hand in the reflection on my forehead.

Ladybugs enjoy putting on socks and sliding across my face.

Previous editions of Puntabulous is an Oily Mother Fucker: HERE, HERE, HERE, and HERE.

I’m totally stealing this from Siegfried. It’s this program that turns any picture into an ASCII version. It makes me very happy. Recognize the picture from my header? Click to enlargenify!

Here’s a link to the program.