My face is so greasy.
How greasy is it?!
My face is so greasy:
My nose is actually a dipstick.
I always lose at poker because my opponents can see my hand in the reflection on my forehead.
Ladybugs enjoy putting on socks and sliding across my face.
Previous editions of Puntabulous is an Oily Mother Fucker: HERE, HERE, HERE, and HERE.
Oh your NOSE is your dipstick….I thought that might be about half a body lower….
HUGS…
Are gay ladybugs the ones with the purple booties? They’re the sexiest!
Thanks for making me laugh
Just wonderin…should you really be using the F-bomb since we know your mom reads this now? Shouldn’t you be an oily mother freaker, or oily mother humper, or something. Just so as to not offend mom’s sensibilities.
I can hear her now, “Craig, I like your blog and all, but you know, your brother doesn’t swear on HIS blog.” hehehehhe….
HUGS…
Grease is the word….
OK, Polt… Let’s not start THAT up again!
Seriously… Quite funny, Uncie!
Cute sliding ladybugs or hair so greasy you could fry a chicken in? I think you’re rather lucky.