Remember those debates me and Olivia used to do? Well I think it’s time we bring those back with a little spin! I’m going to bring on a series of guest-debaters to debate hot topics with me. But you’re going to be the one picking the debate topics! Send me an e-mail with a topic you’d like to debate with me (e.g. what’s the cutest baby animal? who’s the most badass transformer?) and I’ll pick my favorites and the winners will debate their hot topics with me.

1. Debates will be performed over e-mail. You’ll send an e-mail with your opinion regarding your debate topic, I’ll reply, you’ll reply, I’ll reply, and so on, until we have a series of statements (about 6-7 each). Then we’ll each take pictures of ourselves that reflect each of our statements and compile them into a complete debate post.

2. You have to be willing to have pictures of yourself posted on my site.

3. The back and forth e-mail should only take a few days, so you have to check your e-mail at least 2-3 times a day so you can reply in a timely manner.

4. Be funny!

5. No political topics, obvs!

6. Check out our old debates so you can have an idea of what I’m looking for! Olivia was a pro!

7. If you have a blog, send it to me with your debate topic so I can scope it out.

8. So for now, just e-mail me a topic, and if I like it, I’ll send you an e-mail about when we’ll begin our debate! The more the merrier!

1. It’s weird reading the news about Senator Larry Craig and all the articles are like: “Craig allegedly tapped his foot, brushed his shoe against the officer’s shoe and repeatedly waved his hand under the stall divider.” And I’m all like: “No I didn’t!”

2. Remember how I told you guys to go see Stardust? And then you saw it, and were like: “Wow Craig! You were right! We loved it! You have great taste in movies and are gorgeous!” Well I’m doing it again. Rent Year of the Dog with Molly Shannon. It’s really funny and sweet. I highly recommend it.

3. An elementary school in Colorado Spring bans the game of tag on the their playground.

4. In related news: School board officials investigate connection between denying it and supplying it.

5. I’m on season 5 of Alias. I plan on finishing this weekend. I know how excited you guys must be.

6. Have you voted for the Battlestar Galactica: Razor DVD cover yet? I voted for C. The less scary Admiral Cain on the cover, the better. But Michelle Forbes did appear on an episode of Alias as a frazzled soccer mom nuclear engineer character, and she was pretty cute. I know! I’m just as shocked as you are.

I was informed that people wanted more booty shots on this website. Well you’re in luck!

Click the link to get an eyeful of boo-tay!

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With Labor Day just around the corner, it’s the official end of the summer. And what does summer mean? Vacationing with the family, that’s what! So I’m here to give you a rundown of all the family vacations I went on over the summer.

This picture is from the one vacation I didn’t get to go on with my family this year. They went to the Gulf Shores, but it was too close to my Vermont vacation so I couldn’t take off from work again. But I couldn’t resist posting this picture of my adorable nieces and nephew.

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Burr! What’s so cold? Oh yeah, it’s the reception my last Super Viagra post got! Damn yo! You guys are cold! Don’t you guys know that I measure my self-worth by the number of comments I get?! I’m so devastated by the puddle of response that all my hard work garnered (I stayed up till 11:00 (PM!) working on it!) that all I could muster up for you guys today is this clip from Family Guy. You only have yourselves to blame!

“A boat’s a boat! But the mystery box could be anything! It could even be a boat! You know how much we’ve wanted one of those!”

It’s been a while since we’ve checked in with my good friend Super Viagra:

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If a talking tree falls in the woods,

And no one is around to hear it,

Do the other talking trees laugh?

But only if they’re famous. Here’s a list of celebrities I love:

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Let’s face it, you’re a moron. Almost every decision you make is wrong. For Example: You put on a sock this morning, you saw there was a hole in the toes, and you were like “Should I change it?” and then you were like “No, who’s gonna see it?” and then later that day, before you know it, you’re at a friend’s house who just got new carpets and you need to take off your shoes, and everyone can see the hole in your sock.

Loser!

Here’s a rundown of you and your moronic existence:

First thing’s first: You’re an accident.
Do you really think people mean to have babies these days? And since you are an accident, it means that when you were conceived someone said: “Woops! I accidentally splooged in your vagina!” Which is pretty moronic if you ask me. So these are the genes that are passed unto you. Off to a terrible start!

Your first moronic decision: Leaving the womb.
Seriously. What were you thinking? You’re wrapped in warm, gooey, wonderfulness! You’re fed automatically through your belly button! Kinda gross, but still cool! And your only responsibility is to kick and stretch a few times and the people around you practically have a ticker tape parade in your honor. Why would anyone want to leave this place? I don’t know, but you did!

Maybe school will help: Nope! Still a moron!
School teaches you the horrors of smoking, and you’re all like: “Oh my god! Smoking is so cool! Don’t I look cool while I smoke? Cough! Cough! Hhaaack! Hhaaack! Want to make out now?” And we’re all like: “Hells yeah! We like em bad!” Because school didn’t help us not be morons either.

The reason you’re still single: You’re a moron!
Why else would you be single? You make terrible choices. You pass up perfectly good people in favor of idiots who want nothing to do with you. Oh, and bringing up Battlestar Galactica on the first date isn’t helping matters either. You do it in the hopes that the other person will be like: “Oh my god! I love Battlestar Galactica too!” But it never happens. Give it up you stupid moron.

How you got married: You’re a moron!
If you do manage to stumble into wedded bliss, it’s only bliss because you’re too much of a stupid moron to realize that the person you’re married to doesn’t really love you. They only married you for one of two reasons 1) You’re an easy lay and they were forced into purchasing you to save your “honor” or 2) Beard.

Are you serious: You want one of those?!
You’re all like: “Woops! The condom broke!” or “Woops! I forgot to put one on!” or “So that’s where babies come from?!” or “I thought guys were the ones that take the pill!” And the cycle starts all over again.

1. I apologize for my uninspired posts this week. I’ll try and have something more substantial posted by the end of the week. I’d like to say that I’ve been busy being fabulous, but most of my free time has been spent on Alias. I’m on season 4, and totally loving the inclusion of Nadia. Or it might just be me wishing I had an older Spy Barbie sister so I could be her little Spy Skipper.

2. NOTE TO HUMOR BLOGGERS: If you’re a humor blogger, stick with humor. You know how many humor bloggers wrote about Karl Rove resigning? A lot. You know how many humor bloggers wrote about it in a fun and original way? Not many. Yes, we all know the man behind the wheel has resigned. If you’re going to tell us again, tell us something funny about it. I fear people will be getting very political on their blogs in the next few months, but I encourage them to stay funny. (Is it ironic that the post encouraging humor bloggers to stay funny isn’t very funny?)

3. Did you know an action movie starring Colin Firth opens this weekend? It’s called The Last Legion and it’s in limited release. When an independent movie opens in limited release, it’s just trying to build buzz without spending too much money on marketing. When an action movie opens in limited release, it sucks.

4. In a completely unrelated note, which has nothing to do with the number 3, isn’t it kind of pathetic when actors try playing against type and fail miserably? Okay, fine, I’m referring to Colin Firth in an action movie. Stick with high-collared shirts (preferably wet) and unreasonably large sideburns Mr. Darcy!

5. I gained 10 pounds in the past 6 months, and frankly, I’m pretty happy about it. My diet of eating whatever I want and sitting on my ass all day is paying off. Don’t you just hate me? I think I’m going to start running though, that way when I turn 30 and my greek-god-like metabolism starts to slow down, I’ll be a little prepared to fight the bulge.

6. What new shows are you guys going to be watching in the fall? I don’t know how much I plan on adding to my already hectic television schedule, but I’m definitely making room for Bionic Woman. Any suggestions?

7. I live with my parents in order to save money for a house. Lately I’ve been considering buying a house somewhere rural where it’s a lot less expensive and using it as a vacation/weekend house while continuing to live at my parents rather than buying a house on Long Island where it’s super expensive. When I told someone about my plan, they said “But what happens when you get married and need to buy a house?” Frankly, I think I should worry about the marriage mountain once I climb the second date molehill.

8. I’ll give Family Guy a rest and give you this complilation of the Chicken Dance clips from Arrested Development instead. My favorite version is Portia de Rossi’s.