Puntabulous Hates Things

Here are some things I currently hate:

1. Amy Winehouse. Seriously. What’s with the hair?

2. Homeschooling to avoid science.

3. Guys who sit with their legs spread wide open on the subway.

4. The fact that I haven’t seen Hairspray, The Simpsons, or Sunshine yet.

5. The fact that I’ve only seen Transformers once.

6. The fact that my car isn’t an ass-kicking robot.

7. Tony Hawk. Get a job!

8. Monthly reports. Stop doing work…to write about doing work.

9. Post-Harry Potter reading. It just isn’t as good!

10. Homeschooling to avoid the social stresses of public school.

11. That American Express commercial with Shaun White. Get a job!

12. Faxes.

13. The stray kitten who lives in our yard that won’t be my friend. I put out milk for you damn it!

14. That sick feeling after drinking too much water.

15. “Double Letter Score” tiles on Scrabble. Doubling a ‘T’ is hardly even worth the trouble!

16. Intelligent Design.

17. Talking on the phone. I’m an instant message kinda guy.

18. Hurting myself on obvious things (eg: playing with a staple remover).

10 Comments

  • By DWQ Online, August 6, 2007 @ 10:11 am

    I also hate talking on the phone. It drives me crazy. I have seen Hairspray and The Simpsons though and you need to go now. Don’t know anything about Sunshine.

  • By Polt, August 6, 2007 @ 10:15 am

    Amy Winehouse? Dude, have you HEARD her music? She rocks! Okay, well, yeah, the hair and the tats and all, yeah, that’s not the best image, but HEY, the music is great!

    HUGS…

  • By Brian F., August 6, 2007 @ 2:01 pm

    If you’re looking for some post Harry Potter reads, may I suggest the Bartimaeus Trilogy by Jonathan Stroud? The first book is THE AMULET OF SAMARKAND. It’s like HP but for a slightly older crowd. Oh, and it has a smart ass demon.

  • By Sven, August 6, 2007 @ 3:42 pm

    Double letter score just saved me from my only defeat on Facebook’s Scrabulous. And it was only an ‘i’. I love that bastard!

  • By Howard, August 6, 2007 @ 4:35 pm

    You know what I hate? People who hate.

  • By Siegfried, August 6, 2007 @ 4:48 pm

    Agree with number 3, bigtime. People on the tube here are every bit as bad. If the guy is OK looking I will do it myself and push back, if not, I’ll just throw filthy looks.

  • By Teege, August 6, 2007 @ 5:58 pm

    I’ve seen Hairspray twice and it just gets better every time. (:
    Oh, and, cow’s milk gives cats diarrhea.

  • By shaygo, August 7, 2007 @ 8:53 am

    I think you are so brave for saying what you said about Amy Winehouse. . .you should get a purple heart — I don’t get the attraction and she annoys me. . .you’re a good man.

  • By Nerddd, August 7, 2007 @ 9:57 pm

    Does the cat need a home? I can help you find it a home.

  • By Alex, August 8, 2007 @ 5:51 pm

    You definitely need to go see “The Simpsons Movie” You are missing out.

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