So my parents went away for the week. Monday to Friday. Yeah, I know! What’s the fun of having the house to yourself when it’s not even on the weekend? Oh well. Here’s what happened:
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What are you working on sweetie?
I’m working on the children’s story I’m writing. Since my parents are gone, I won’t have any distractions!
And now that Harry Potter is over, it’s the perfect time for me to strike! I could be the next J.K. Rowling! I could be…
C.A. McAnally!
Um, no you can’t.
Of course I can! Craig Andrew McAnally! C.A. McAnally!
Well no duh, dorkus! But kids can change the C to an E and make you…
Oh fuck! That’s awful!
But this is a kids story! They can’t be perverted enough to think of that!
Did high school teach you nothing?! Teenagers are perverted assholes!
Yeah, but my book would be for younger kids. Not high schoolers!
Did junior high teach you nothing?! Adolescents are perverted assholes!
Yeah, but I think my book would be for kids even younger than that.
Did elementary school teach you nothing?! All kids, of all ages, all over the world, are the scum of the Earth!
Ack! You’re right! What should I do?
Give up. And let’s do what normal people do when their parents go away on vacation. Hook up in their bed!
Ew! That’s disgusting!
Which part? Hooking up with me? Or doing it in your parents bed?
Pick one.
I love you. Come to New Jersey and we’ll get civil unionized!
Alright, that pic about your “Name Change” killed me.
So is the next post going to be about you deciding to leave Natalie Portman, your wife, and join Rich in Jersey?
To be continued…
OMG – you have way to much time on your hands. LOL
So is there a party at the house? Should everyone pack their bags?
I wish I was on Long Island… I like Natalie’s idea…
Nice haircut!
I know you had to act like it was a disgusting idea, cause your mom’s gonna read this, but we ALL know you’ve already did it in thier bed. Since it’s only you and Natalie Portman, Your Wife there, it’s possibly you only did it in thier bed by yourself, but we know you’ve already been there.
Just make sure you launder the sheets before mama returns.
HUGS….
Oh, you poor thing. It must be awful to being going through that. I can’t even imagine. If there is anything I can do for you, please let me know. Of course, I’m thousands of miles away, so I’d be limited in the things I can do… frankly, I think I’d only be able to Skype you in ways no man has ever before.
“Skype you in ways no man has ever before”…
Interesting readers you have, Craig.
Once again, your faces delight…and your legs aren’t bad either
I like “Craig McAnal” better. Has more of a ring to it.
Was that our Rich who just proposed civil unionization to you?
Please let it be our very own RR!
“Came Anally….” I’m still laughing…
RR doesn’t even leave comments on my blog anymore.
You should move to New Jersey and civil unionize him.
That would be hot.
Bossy has said it before: Your wife is a doll, but sort of one-dimensional.
I know you just keep her around because she know’s how to use that big gun, right?
[...] Hayes is definitely Rose. Here are some Rose-like stories from his childhood. And finally, Craig got the house to himself and had a little conversation with his wife, Natalie Portman. Quite funny. Listening to: [...]
and i thought natalie liked kids…
And, I thought I had it bad.
I’m so lucky the worst name the other kids could make up was Steven Peeven.