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Button Fly + Belt = Pain in the Ass

JEALOUS

I know you’re jealous of my new magnet!

Thanks Lance!

BLONDES HAVE MORE FUN

Maybe not. But I have more fun watching them. Did you guys watch Bionic Woman last night? What did you think? Katee Sackhoff as crazy bionic woman was way cooler than boring Michelle Ryan as normal bionic woman. A good show overall. Nothing spectacular. Awesome fight scene at the end though.

CHUCK

So did you guys watch Chuck on Monday?

What did you think? I liked it! I have no idea where it will go, or if the storyline will be able to sustain a season-long arc. But I liked it a lot.

As for Heroes, I feel like we’re all the way back at season one. Everyone finally came together, and now everyone is off doing their own thing again. What’s up with that? Hopefully I’m wrong and everything (and everyone!) comes back together sooner rather than later. Also, hurry up Kirsten Bell!

And I fell asleep during Journeyman.

CELEBRITY BLOGGER

I don’t see what’s so hard about being a celebrity blogger. I could totally do it if I wanted to.

STEP ONE: PASS JUDGMENT ON CELEBRITIES I SECRETLY ENVY:

OMG! Did you see Nicole Richie in a hot tub while preggers? She’s going to be such a bad mom! She should have that kid taken away from her!!!

STEP TWO: LET THE PICTURES DO THE WORK SO I DON’T HAVE TO:

LOL!

STEP THREE: JUMP TO SCANDALOUS CONCLUSIONS TO LIVE OUT MY INNER MOST FANTASIES:

Here’s “straight” actor Wentworth Miller hanging around with out gay actor Luke MacFarlane. We all know where Wenty’s eyes are going! LOL!

STEP FOUR: SUCK UP TO MY RABID FAN BASE WHO IS TOO YOUNG TO REALIZE I DON’T REALLY HAVE ANY TALENT:

I would be nowhere without my fans! You guys are so awesome! I LOVE YOU GUYS!!!

HOLLER

I got a raise at work today. As the kids say: Boo-ya!

CONFESSION

I need to get something off my chest. Henna scares the crap out of me. There! I said it. I’ve always had this intense fear that something is going to go terribly wrong with my skin and it’s going to fall off (or something closer to that scene in Hellraiser where that guy gets his skin ripped off) and as crazy as it might sound, henna is the embodiment of all those fears.

I don’t know what it is. I just think it looks creepy. You have to admire the attention to detail though. But still… creeeeepy!

PS – I hope the Nerddd still loves me after this!

MOVIE REVIEWS

Mirrormask: Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap.

Elizabeth: Finally seeing this movie in preparation for the awesome looking sequel. It was fantastic. How did Gwyneth Paltrow win the Oscar over Cate Blanchett?

Down with Love: Oh my goodness! How come nobody told me how awesome this movie was?! Easily one of my favorite romantic comedies now!

SWEET!

I’m not sure how long these will stay online for, so enjoy them while they last. It’s last night’s Star Wars Family Guy episode (which was amazing!) broken up into 5 parts:

Part 1 of 5:

The rest after the jump: Read more »

ELVES

Have you ever met an elf? Would you recognize one if you saw it? Are you always on the lookout in case one might cross your path? Have you ever thought…

No, no, no. This is no way to begin a story. There are too many questions and one might begin to think you were in school. A proper introduction to this tale would be to tell you about elves, and then once you have a picture of them inside your head, you can decide for yourself if you have ever seen one in person. After all, even if you did want to answer my questions, I could not hear you because I am, in fact, a book. Read more »