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This is my shoulder. My right shoulder to be exact. It’s not a bad shoulder. I mean, it’s not one of those fancy Hollywood shoulders you see whoring themselves on red carpets, but it does it’s job well.
But what are those hairs doing there? I don’t like them. I don’t like them one bit. I feel as though they’re plotting against me. I bet they’re just biding their time before they begin a revolt and take over my back.
Luckily, using cutting edge technology you can only find at Puntabulous, we can zoom in and find out what’s really happening on my shoulder.
I’m not sure which is worse, the idea of hair making it’s way onto my back, or the pressure of finding (and trapping) a mate before it happens.
September 6th, 2007 at 11:27 pm
Unfortunately, this is just the first phase of the coup. Wait until they start tactical maneuvers in the strangest of places.
You might want to iron that white flag.
September 7th, 2007 at 12:14 pm
My what a brave blogger you are posting pictures of your shoulder hair. I could never do that. My shoulder hair is my secret shame.
September 7th, 2007 at 1:40 pm
Alas, I know your pain, my pale Irish comrade. What’s worse is that it will only worsen. Then you’ll start getting gassy. And bald. Then one day, you’ll wake up, and everyone will start calling you your father’s name, and you’ll wear XXL pants with an elastic waistband.
At least that’s my plan.
September 7th, 2007 at 3:07 pm
I have the same problem.
I’m only a teenager! Why do I have shoulder hair?!
Oh woe is me. ):
September 7th, 2007 at 4:11 pm
You have until they enter your ears to grab a mate.
September 7th, 2007 at 4:13 pm
I can’t help but wonder what the hairs a little lower would say if…er, I mean, when you have a date and need to…groom yourself. Not the leg hairs….
Can’t help but wonder that…that’s the way I roll.
HUGS….
September 7th, 2007 at 11:13 pm
And how, pray tell, do you plan to “trap” a mate, hmmm?
“I’m pregnant!”
“No, you’re not.”
September 9th, 2007 at 10:47 am
Luckily you live in or at least close to an area where there are no shortage of places you can get those babies waxed right off. And waxing does discourage future hair growth.
And now a word from Auntie Grammar Police: Watch those apostrophes!!!
September 10th, 2007 at 3:48 pm
I have only one thing to say: http://www.purelaser.com/ I’ll buy your ticket to Chicago.
September 11th, 2007 at 10:23 am
Aw, come on - one good yank with electrical tape will wipe out that whole army.
September 11th, 2007 at 3:25 pm
GROooooooooooSSS Craig.
September 13th, 2007 at 8:57 pm
really Craig I think those little heads on the tips of your hair will come off with a little soap and water!!
November 26th, 2007 at 4:08 pm
Just thank God the hairs aren’t on your ass.
July 11th, 2008 at 9:16 am
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July 12th, 2008 at 10:13 pm
I have never seen this post. Craig, get a grip. You MUST get rid of these at ALL COSTS.