Puntabulous

I’m not sure what to think about THIS product:

They’re called Tap Dancing Toe Tappers, and they are FABULOUS! This joke practically writes itself. I’m pretty sure they’re used to lure repressed homosexuals who also happen to be hearing impaired. You gotta love the rainbow straps! The description reads: “Our 3″ metal tappers turn kids’ shoes into dancing shoes!” Wait a second, “kids’ shoes”? Shouldn’t you have to be eighteen to purchase these toe tappers? I’m sensing a new Dateline special!

I’m picturing Chris Hansen from To Catch a Predator busting into a bathroom stall while someone’s click-clacking away.

Chris: “Stay right there. No really. Please. Don’t get up.”