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I don’t see what’s so hard about being a celebrity blogger. I could totally do it if I wanted to.
STEP ONE: PASS JUDGMENT ON CELEBRITIES I SECRETLY ENVY:
OMG! Did you see Nicole Richie in a hot tub while preggers? She’s going to be such a bad mom! She should have that kid taken away from her!!!
STEP TWO: LET THE PICTURES DO THE WORK SO I DON’T HAVE TO:
LOL!
STEP THREE: JUMP TO SCANDALOUS CONCLUSIONS TO LIVE OUT MY INNER MOST FANTASIES:
Here’s “straight” actor Wentworth Miller hanging around with out gay actor Luke MacFarlane. We all know where Wenty’s eyes are going! LOL!
STEP FOUR: SUCK UP TO MY RABID FAN BASE WHO IS TOO YOUNG TO REALIZE I DON’T REALLY HAVE ANY TALENT:
I would be nowhere without my fans! You guys are so awesome! I LOVE YOU GUYS!!!
September 26th, 2007 at 9:43 am
You are soo clever and talented! I love you Puntabulous!
(get it? but I DO love you)
September 26th, 2007 at 11:39 am
Wow, all these years of blogging and I could have taken the easy way out. Why didn’t you show me the truth earlier? Why? WHYYYYYY?
(That’s rhetorical, by the way.)
September 26th, 2007 at 1:50 pm
You love me, you really love me? I think this means you and Justin Hartley have to jello-wrestle for my affection.
September 26th, 2007 at 5:28 pm
Hilarious. Puntabulous is way more entertaining than Perez Hilton. But I think you’re right about Wentworth, lol.
September 30th, 2007 at 2:03 am
[…] finally, Craig figured out how exactly to do a celebrity gossip blog and made it look as if anyone could do it. Oh, wait. Anyone […]
September 30th, 2007 at 1:12 pm
Haha. Wow. Taking on Perez and Trent. Be careful. Those queens will fuck you up. And then their 14-year-old fans will come and leave nasty comments with poor grammar.
September 30th, 2007 at 4:59 pm
You make it look so easy!
Love the Wentworth maze of desire.
October 2nd, 2007 at 1:43 am
You are hilarious! And I just saw on your MySpace page that you mentioned people who can’t spell “definitely”, which automatically upgrades you to Hero status in my book.
Everyone makes typos, but when people just flat out can’t spell the most common of words, I cut off their fingers. Okay, I don’t really cut off their fingers, I just imagine doing it in my head. Wait… nevermind.
Anyway, I found you through Howard and I love what I’ve read so far.
December 5th, 2007 at 1:33 am
So, I’m sure you’ve received tons of traffic thanks to your gay bloggie bid because you definitely deserve it. Consider me yet one more minion amongst many at your sardonic, dorktacular command. I’ll now bookmark your blog and check it obsessively for updates in my spare time and sharing it with my (non-existent) friends so my life has meaning. Thank you. You’ve made a believer out of me.