Button Fly + Belt = Pain in the Ass
Come on now Craig, you always need to dress thinking about Easy Access! Haha
Button fly = never a good idea. There’s a reason chastity belts are meant for girls, Craig. :-p
I dunno… zippers can be pretty dangerous. Maybe velcro is in order.
Button Fly + Belt = Nothing caught between the sharp nasty teeth of anything metallic sliding up and down over delicate genitalia.
HUGS…
Well, you COULD parade around as Captain Pantsless, a new superhero of sorts. Not sure what your power would be, though…
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Come on now Craig, you always need to dress thinking about Easy Access! Haha
Button fly = never a good idea. There’s a reason chastity belts are meant for girls, Craig. :-p
I dunno… zippers can be pretty dangerous. Maybe velcro is in order.
Button Fly + Belt = Nothing caught between the sharp nasty teeth of anything metallic sliding up and down over delicate genitalia.
HUGS…
Well, you COULD parade around as Captain Pantsless, a new superhero of sorts. Not sure what your power would be, though…