Monthly Archives: September 2007
CHOOSING YOUR CRAPPY MINIONS
Congratulations! You’ve just taken over the world! What do you do now? I’ll tell you what you do, you hire evil minions to do your bidding. But how do you choose which minions are right for you? That’s where I … Continue reading
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SURVIVOR
Survivor started last night. Yes, I still watch. And yes, it’s wonderful. Here’s a description of the token gay guy from CBS.com. Herzog has previously lived in Seattle, Orlando and Denver. His hobbies include traveling, shopping and drinking coffee. He … Continue reading
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MY NEW JACKET
Okay, so I got a new jacket this past weekend. What do you think? Nice, right? Whoa! Shiny! Down boy! It’s versatile! I can wear the collar down. Or I can wear the collar up. On second thought, I’m not … Continue reading
Filed under Photo Albums
PRODUCT OF THE DAY
I’m not sure what to think about THIS product: They’re called Tap Dancing Toe Tappers, and they are FABULOUS! This joke practically writes itself. I’m pretty sure they’re used to lure repressed homosexuals who also happen to be hearing impaired. … Continue reading
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TRAFFIC
Blog traffic sucks these days. Can you guys, like, tell your friends about me or something?
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AWFUL
The following McDonald’s commercial makes me want to shoot myself in the face:
Filed under Television
PUNTABULOUS GUEST DEBATE
So I put out a call for Guest Debaters, and Polt of Polt’s Palace answered that call! In today’s Guest Debate, we try and decide which sucks more, living in a Rural area, or living in an Urban area! Polt: … Continue reading
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