Puntabulous

I didn’t have time to post a new Spotlight this week. But I figured everyone had had enough of my shoulder hair. So I thought I’d just give you a bit of a recap of some other stuff. Here’s a rundown of all the characters who have appeared on Puntabulous:

There’s me of course. I’m the one in green. I don’t know why I always dress myself in green. I don’t even own that much green clothing. And green isn’t my favorite color. Blue is. But I think green on cartoon Craig looks good. And drawing cartoon argyle sweaters would just be a major pain in the ass.

Then we have these random supporting characters that show up every once in a while. They’re no one in particular. But it’s always the blonde in red and the brunette in purple. Because all girls like purple. It’s like a rule or something.

Super Viagra is my personal favorite. Sometimes I feel like I’m running out of ideas for him. But then in a moment of utter perversion I’ll think of something. And it makes me happy.

Vagina Girl is as sassy as she is powerful. Unlike Super Viagra she actually does some superhero-esque saving the day. I have some ideas for setting up a romance between Super Viagra and Vagina Girl. I just need to get around to drawing them out.

Evil Bunny wasn’t as successful as I would have hoped. It’s my fault though. His cartoons just weren’t all that funny. Plus there are a million other evil bunnies out there, so he wasn’t even that original.

Cupid died. A lot. He only comes out around Valentines Day. Maybe I should let him come around more often. If only as an excuse to kill him more frequently.

The sun used to make loads of appearances. He was an asshole. He doesn’t come around much anymore. It might be time for him to make a comeback.

Sometimes we got along though.

If you don’t know how to win a political debate, ask a complicated question and follow it up with: “It’s a simple yes or no question!” And when the other person says anything other than “yes” or “no”, begin yelling: “Stop avoiding the question! It’s a simple yes or no question!” And when the person still doesn’t answer with a simple “yes” or “no”, immediately cut them off and imply they are rooting for the terrorists.

The good news is, I’ve trained myself not to say “fuck” anymore. The bad news is, I’ve replaced it with the word “frak”. It kinda started off as a joke in my head (jokes are always funnier in my head) but it expanded into something much worse. That’s right. Saying it outloud. In front of people. It just became such a habit that I don’t even think about it anymore before it leaves my mouth. Now if I’m in my office looking for that piece of paper I just had: “frak”. If the copying machine jams: “frak”. If I have to squeeze into my car door because the car next to me parked too close: “frak”. You get the idea. For those of you unfamiliar with the term “frak”, may I suggest the following videos:

Brokeback Mountain parodies are so two years ago, right? Well I don’t care. I’ve never seen this one before and it’s hysterical and really well done:

FYI - I totally stole this post from Ryan.

So I was in T.J. Maxx this weekend looking for… uh… sports paraphernalia and I came across this instead:
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After staring at myself in the mirror with my shirt off for about 15 solid minutes, giving myself that look you reserve only for times when you’re staring at yourself in the mirror with your shirt off, I convinced myself it was time to take action.

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Regarding Britney Spears’ performance at the VMAs last night, the N.Y. Post headline reads: “Porky Pop-Tard Bores and Jiggles Like Jell-O”. The Associated Press reads: “The paunch in place of Spears’ once-taut belly.”

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So who else just watched Britney Spears on the VMAs and stared blankly at your television set after it was over and said: “That was it?!”

They kept publicizing this as the big comeback we were all waiting for! Britney looked completely bored and uncomfortable. She was hardly even dancing! We always knew she was lip-syncing, but we could always count on her to put on a good show. Do you remember when she did “I’m a Slave for You” with a giant snake around her neck?! That was amazing!

It’s a real shame too, because everyone is rooting for her, even if it’s just a little bit. We’ve all been waiting in anticipation for her amazing transition back to her old self as soon as we heard the news of her and Kevin’s divorce.

But this is all we got. Sigh. I’m still rooting for her though. I’m sure most of us still are. Even if it’s just a little bit less.

Here it is in case you missed it:

So I added a “Message” page to the top header. It’s a real-time message board if you ever want to leave me a random message or talk to other Puntabulous fans (e.g.: me) about how awesome I am. I’ll also be popping in a few times a day if you’re ever around and want to chat!

I added some new game pages. You can find them in the header bar at the top of the page. Enjoy!

This is my shoulder. My right shoulder to be exact. It’s not a bad shoulder. I mean, it’s not one of those fancy Hollywood shoulders you see whoring themselves on red carpets, but it does it’s job well.

But what are those hairs doing there? I don’t like them. I don’t like them one bit. I feel as though they’re plotting against me. I bet they’re just biding their time before they begin a revolt and take over my back.

Luckily, using cutting edge technology you can only find at Puntabulous, we can zoom in and find out what’s really happening on my shoulder.

I’m not sure which is worse, the idea of hair making it’s way onto my back, or the pressure of finding (and trapping) a mate before it happens.

Over the past few months I’ve watched the entire series of Alias on DVD. My spoiler-filled review is after the jump:
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