Puntabulous

I finally finished Alias. I’ll have a final review of the entire series by the end of the week.

You need to watch this:

I realize this post stems from watching entirely too much Alias over the past few months, but gadgets are just so damn cool.

GADGET: Lightsaber
GOOD FOR: Instant cauterization: Good for preventing blood loss in case of accidents. And there will be accidents.
DISADVANTAGES: Getting too distracted making the fun noises that you forget to turn it on.

GADGET: Power Loader
GOOD FOR: Fighting Alien Queens. Dramatic climaxes.
DISADVANTAGES: It’s essentially a really, really, really, really, really, really expensive forklift.

GADGET: Invisible Jet
GOOD FOR: Satisfy both your mile-high and exhibitionism fetishes at the same time.
DISADVANTAGES: They can still see you, Wonderbra.

GADGET: Holodeck
GOOD FOR: Not to mix my Star-franchises, but if I had access to a holodeck, it would be a hive of erotic scum and sensual villainy.
DISADVANTAGES: Dorks that outrank you who’d rather act out Sherlock Holmes’ mysteries.

GADGET: Go Go Gadget Copter
GOOD FOR: Let’s face it, saying “Go Go Gadget” anything is about a million times more fun than just about anything else you can say.
DISADVANTAGES: The cool hat award still goes to Indiana Jones, and his doesn’t even do anything.

GADGET: Jet Pack / Missile Launcher
GOOD FOR: Kicking Ass. Taking names sold separately.
DISADVANTAGES: When you have a jet pack and a missile launcher strapped to your back, things don’t just go wrong, they go very wrong.

GADGET: Bat Grapple Gun
GOOD FOR: Rescuing washed-up actresses.
DISADVANTAGES: Congratulations! You just rescued a washed-up actress. Now what do you do with it?

I had a dream I went on a date with Zachary Quinto.

The Good: My brain was intact by the end of it.

The Bad: He never called me afterwards.

The Ugly: Our date was nothing like this:

Comments are fixed! Hurrah!

I may or may not have cried when Sidney Bristow gave birth to her baby.

Okay, fine I cried! I cried like a big little man baby!

Welcome to the new layout! What do you think? It’s still needs a lot of work, but it’s a start!

Let me explain the new layout:

1. On the left I have the “Spotlight”. The Spotlight is a longer entry that will be updated about once a week.

2. In the middle I have the “Updates”, which will be my regular smaller updates throughout the week.

3. On the right, I have my normal bloggy sidebar.

What’s the benefit of this new layout, you ask?

1. It allows the more extensive posts I spend more time on and feel are of a higher quality to stand out a bit more.

2. Since the middle column is for short posts, I will be able to update more often with little blurbs of dorky goodness.

3. Kinda like 14Giants, right? Shhhhh! But not really, because the Updates column will be more of my normal posts, just not as long.

The only problem: Comments aren’t showing up correctly. The comments for my Summer Vacation post show up for all of the posts. I can’t figure it out yet. If anyone is handy with code, I’d be glad of the help! Otherwise I’ll try and figure it out on my own. If you comment, I’ll still get it, and it will be posted eventually, just not right away.

Still send in comments! I’ll get them! They just won’t show up on the site yet.