Puntabulous

I dressed up as my friend from work today. His tattoo sleeve is real, mine is not.

Hope everyone has a great Halloween! Eat lots of candy!

Remember when I bought this jacket that turned out to be a girl’s jacket?

I got it in the men’s department…

But the zipper was on the wrong side!

Well Queerclick (NSFW) posted a preview of a video from FirstAuditions.com featuring amateur porn star Paolo, and guess what! He’s wearing my jacket!

So maybe it’s a men’s jacket after all!

And then he got naked.

The End.

(All stories should end that way.)

*Pictures used without permission. But hopefully no one will sue me because I’m just so gosh darn cute. (Smurf added by Puntabulous.)

I need to get a few things off my chest:

1. Lately whenever I see a cute guy in public, I start singing in my head: “I’ll make love to you, like you want me to, and I’ll hold you tight, baby all through the night.” Yeah, I can’t explain it either. But it happens every time. If Boyz II Men knew I was doing this, I think they’d kill themselves just so they could roll over in their graves.

2. I grew a pant size.

3. My brother got my mom a DVR for her birthday. When she talked to him on the phone later that night he asked her how she liked it. She said that she hadn’t tried it out yet, but would try it in a little while. At the end of their conversation she said the following:

I’ll call you later after I play with my box.

I kid you not.

I was having a bad day. Luckily Natalie Portman, my wife, is always there to cheer me up.

Grumble. Grumble. Grumble.

Honey! I’m home!

Go away! I hate you!

What’s wrong, sweetie?

Talk to the hand!

Uh oh. Comebacks from the mid-90’s. It must be bad!

I just had such a bad day!

First I was almost eaten by a Space Slug!

[Dramatic Reenactment]

And then I spent all my money on all the Harry Potter books.

But I thought you already bought all the Harry Potter books and burned them for promoting witchcraft!

Yeah, but I had to buy them again so I could burn them again for promoting homo sex.

And my socks don’t match!

But you’re only wearing one sock.

Damn it! Will nothing go right today?!

But maybe things aren’t so bad.

As long as you tell me you love me, everything will be alright.

…

Cough.

::crickets::

Oh Craig, you know I don’t like PDAs.

Um, but we’re alone.

Actually the P stands for “Puntabulous”.

And I hate you.

Sad Face.

Hey, did you hear? Ryan Gosling’s in a movie called Lars and the Real Girl where he falls in love with a life-sized doll:

Isn’t that fun and original? Oh wait! No!

Damn you Hollywood!

PUNTABULOUS HAS GOT BACK
A MORNING IN THE LIFE OF PUNTABULOUS
A NIGHT IN THE LIFE OF PUNTABULOUS
PUNTABULOUS AND HIS WIFE MAKE A MUSIC VIDEO (KINDA)
PUNTABULOUS HAS THE HOUSE TO HIMSELF
PUNTABULOUS PLAYS WITH HIS WIFE
PUNTABULOUS MOVES BACK HOME
PUNTABULOUS CELEBRATES HIS WIFE’S BIRTHDAY
PUNTABULOUS HAS MARITAL PROBLEMS

Sorry for the lack of posts this week. I’ve been pretty busy. But exciting news! I have a new nephew and godson! Meet Matthew Charles!

Don’t you just love those cheeks? Seriously.

It’s not too late for a Chris Crocker parody, right? Especially one that’s done by yours truly, correct? That’s what I thought. Enjoy!

Have you guys seen this? It’s hysterical! Make sure you pay attention to the bottom of the screen:

Hysterical in an I in no way condone rape and murder kind of way, of course.

J.K. Rowling confirms Dumbledore was gay. LOL!

Just another reason why Ian McKellen should have been Dumbledore!

1. Pushing Daisies is still wonderful.

2. Bionic Woman is still frustratingly mediocre.

3. Private Practice and America’s Next Top Model have been cut from the TV watching schedule. Just as I was previously dedicated to, but eventually cut: ER, The OC, and season 6 of 24.

4. Elizabeth 2: The Virgin Strikes Back was awesome. I don’t understand the bad reviews and general lack of interest. Cate Blanchett is amazing. Clive Owen was dreamy. The end battle was so completely low budget, but I loved it.

5. Everytime I see a picture of Amy Winehouse, I hate her more. The. Hair. Drives. Me. Crazy. Imagine if Tony Hawk, Shaun White, and Amy Winehouse were all in the same room? I get nervous just thinking about it.

6. I got Transformers on DVD. I’m really excited to see it again.

7. Despite making fun of it in my Autumn post, I’m enjoying The Children of Hurin and recommend it for all Tolkien fans.

8. Just a reminder to e-mail with a topic you’d like to debate with me!