Oct
8
Show of hands: Who has a vanity plate?
Okay, put your hand down. You’re embarrassing yourself. And not just because you’re sitting in front of your computer with your hand up; it’s because you’re actually admitting to having a vanity plate. Please note that I am not raising my hand. If I were, I’d be typing with one hand, and I only do that when I’m playing What Would Life Be Like If I Were an Amputee? (It makes me a better person.)
Anyway, I came across these vanity plates this weekend in the mall parking lot:
Seriously? You like Winnie the Pooh that much? It’s okay if you’re like five. But if you’re five, what the hell are you doing driving? And what kind of spoiled five-year-old are you that your parents bought you a car? Besides, everyone knows that Piglet is the best citizen of 100 Acre Wood.
Watch out men! Better keep an eye on your wives! There’s a Lanclot on the road! Seriously. What the hell is a lanclot? I think I knew someone who died of a lanclot. Tragic, really.
October 8th, 2007 at 9:19 am
I do not have one. Yet.
But I am totally going to get Ms Britt on my purdy little convertible.
My goal in life is to make other drivers hate me.
October 8th, 2007 at 10:49 am
I have one. It reads: POLT. But what is more stupid, having a vanity plate, or walking around a parking lot taking photos of vanity plates.
And I feel fairly certain pretending to be an amputee is NOT the only time you’ve only got on hand on the keyboard when you’re at the computer….knowwhatimsayin???? *wink, wink, nudge, nudge, saynoMORE*
HUGS….
October 8th, 2007 at 4:12 pm
I was in Rocky Point last wknd and I saw a GMC Envoy with plates that said NVMYNVOY. What’s with you Long Islanders?
October 9th, 2007 at 12:24 am
Ifkdcrg. I cant wait till it comes in the maiL!
October 9th, 2007 at 5:01 pm
Didn’t you know? Pooh is the international pet name that lesbians use for each other. And on a Kia? I rest my case.
October 9th, 2007 at 11:34 pm
I’m thinking of getting one. Except ginamonster won’t fit on a plate. I’m far too cool to abreviate.
October 12th, 2007 at 7:41 pm
My Sil’s entire wardrobe is Pooh….not shite (well, yes) but Disney Pooh as is her license plate holder.
Oh and I can beat the Kia..she drives a Sunfire!