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I hate when I’m in the bathroom at work. Sitting in the stall. Doing that thing you do when sitting in a bathroom stall. And you hear someone else come in, use the urinal, and then head straight for the door without washing their hands. And there I am. Sitting in the stall. Still doing that thing you do when sitting in a bathroom stall. Wishing I knew who didn’t wash their hands in order to avoid shaking them in the future.
October 12th, 2007 at 10:55 am
**does a Larry Craig foot tap under the stall**
Hi Craig!
October 12th, 2007 at 2:33 pm
You know what I hate? When I see a man in the office heading into the men’s room carrying reading matter. It’s like announcing to the world that they are going to take a crap.And I don’t want that image in my head vis à vis any of the guys in my office.
October 12th, 2007 at 5:31 pm
My bathroom only has one stall at work. We only have one stall and one urinal. We only have three men on my floor. I wash my hands.
October 12th, 2007 at 10:49 pm
When I used to work in an office, and that happened, I would lean down and look at the shoes to see who the offensive person was.
Then, after I’d finished my biznass, I’d confront them and tell them to start washing because I didn’t want their penis hands all over the same door handles, tables, chairs, and other items I touched in the office
I had a 90% success rate in getting guys to wash up… one guy just refused, and purposely didn’t. I remember one day when I was washing my hands, he walked in, pissed, and walked right out, stopping at the door to wave his dirty hands in my face.
Every couple of days I’d walk up to his desk, wipe down his keyboard and mouse, and walk back to my desk. He just sat there.
Don’t be ashamed to hunt them down and embarrass them. They should be embarrassed afterall
They have penis hands. Yup.
October 13th, 2007 at 12:54 pm
It was me….
October 13th, 2007 at 8:08 pm
I used to work with this lady that never washed her hands. Alot of time food was on my desk as my desk was in middle of the office. She would walk up to the donuts, pick one up and then put it back down to grab another. I freaked on her embarrassing her that I knew she didn’t wash her hands. I told her in front of everyone that she is not to touch peoples’ food as she had dirty bathroom hands.
October 16th, 2007 at 4:33 am
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March 11th, 2008 at 11:20 am
There’s never a time when I DON’T wash my hands after using the bathroom, but when using a public, mulit-stalled bathroom (usually at work), I have hustled out of the area in order to avoid having to smell someone else’s caca any longer than I had to. Sometimes I’ll just use another restroom all together, but if it’s an emergency I’ll lift my skirt and find another, less odorous b-room in which I wash my hands and check my teeth.
Of course that couldn’t possibly be what happened here, you vanilla-lover you. If your farts smell like sugar I can only imagine what other warm, sweet, pastry-like treats are emitted from there. Those hoo-haw handed bandits just nasty.