Remember when I bought this jacket that turned out to be a girl’s jacket?
I got it in the men’s department…
But the zipper was on the wrong side!
Well Queerclick (NSFW) posted a preview of a video from FirstAuditions.com featuring amateur porn star Paolo, and guess what! He’s wearing my jacket!
So maybe it’s a men’s jacket after all!
And then he got naked.
The End.
(All stories should end that way.)
*Pictures used without permission. But hopefully no one will sue me because I’m just so gosh darn cute. (Smurf added by Puntabulous.)
Hey, I had my first audition with that guy…and my ass still hurts.
The Smurf is a nice touch.
All comedic blog posts should end so funny as well.
I totally LOL’d.
You totally smurfed his smurf!
I think the deleted scenes included:
“Dude, that’s totally a chic jacket.”
“No it’s not.”
“yeah, it is, chic”
“Who you callin’ a girl?”
*drops pants*
*Imagining a large blue penis…*
Let’s see….we have Paolo in jacket, we have Craiggers in jacket. We have Paolo nude with a smurf covering the naughty bits, we have Craiggers……..
What’s missing here?
HUGS>…
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I agree with Polt. I think Craig should recreate the First Audition shoot for us. (please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
But w/o the smurf. They’re creepy anyway. 3 apples tall my ass! LOL!!