Nov
19
So this is the dream I had this weekend. I would really appreciate it if you could tell me what it means.
I was a contestant on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune. No, I wasn’t the celebrity! If you haven’t seen Celebrity Wheel of Fortune, they pair up each of the three contestants with a celebrity. I was the contestant. Neil Patrick Harris was the celebrity I was paired up with. I know, this dream started off really awesome. I don’t know who the other celebrities were. My attention was focused on NPH.
But we weren’t in the Wheel of Fortune studio. We were on my front lawn in the middle of the night. I don’t remember the big wheel being there, or Pat Sajak or Vanna White for that matter, but it was definitely Wheel of Fortune.
So before we started playing (like I said, I’m not even positive there was a wheel there) a half a deer fell out of the sky and landed on my front yard. That’s right. A half a deer. I think it was the front half. It was like the deer was ripped in half. The middle was all open and gorey.
So everyone is all grossed out at the sight of this poor dead animal on my front lawn. Everyone except Neil Patrick Harris who proceeds to grab a piece of deer gore and starts throwing it at everyone! And everyone’s like “FOOD FIGHT!” and they start tearing apart this deer and flinging pieces at each other! It was madness! I think I was the only one in my dream who thought this was out of the ordinary. But obviously I’m a sucker for peer pressure so I grabbed a deer organ of some sort and joined the fun.
And before I knew it, I had a dismembered deer leg in my hand and I was on top of Neil Patrick Harris hitting him with the deer leg. Don’t worry, it wasn’t like we were really fighting. It was play fighting, almost like a tickle fight.
But with bloody deer parts.
And that’s when I woke up. So tell me what all that means. Thanks!
November 19th, 2007 at 9:02 am
Obviously, you wish you could tell NPH that you love him deerly.
November 19th, 2007 at 9:38 am
That would have been the BEST Wheel of Fortune EVER!!!
November 19th, 2007 at 10:06 am
It means the Price is Right has really gone to crap since Drew Carey started hosting.
November 19th, 2007 at 11:00 am
I want a tickle fight with NPH. Only, I don’t think he’d enjoy it as much.
Um I don’t think that dream means good things
November 19th, 2007 at 11:26 am
NPH represents your desire at fame. WoF represents your first level of fame you wish to achieve. The deer gore represents the hard work it takes to reach any level of fame. Even though you are fighting to reach your goal you are only half-heartedly striving for it thus your ‘tickle’ fight. Part of you really wants to beat NPH to win over fame, part of you just wants to lead a relaxed life and part of you wants to see NPH in a horror film.
You work and fight to become famous, but because you are not sure how it will affect you personally, you use your humor (the tickle fight) as your defense mechanism. Until you because a ruthless dick, you will never achieve fame.
So tomorrow’s post must be nasty, vicious and ruthless, or you will never start to callus-over your tender, juicy, delicious-looking heart.
November 19th, 2007 at 12:16 pm
I have no idea what that means but it is definitely disturbing.
November 19th, 2007 at 1:16 pm
So, just how long and thick was this deer leg???
November 19th, 2007 at 1:24 pm
In my estimation deer are usually a sign of innocence. It seems to me that in some way you’re frustrated that your innocence/white-bread-ness keeps you from bagging guys like NPH, so you started to beat him with it to make him understand. His flinging of your innocence is just a manifestation of how on some level you think people take you for granted and potentially discard/overlook you as just entertainment, perhaps not seeing the substance that’s there.
In other words, you haven’t found the right guy yet. But he really is out there; I promise.
::hugs::
PS - White-bread-ness is something to be proud of!
November 19th, 2007 at 9:42 pm
It’s means your horny and need sex. According to Freud, every dream means you’re horny and need sex, so who am I to argue?
HUGS…
November 19th, 2007 at 11:04 pm
Beats me. . .
. . .I’m still trying to figure out the naked pool party dream I had with Jake Gyllenhall, Brad Pitt, Matt Damon and George Clooney, and Osama Bin Laden and Rosie O’Donnell abducted me at gunpoint!
November 19th, 2007 at 11:39 pm
That is one awesome dream. OK: You’re on the front lawn, which means you want everyone to see what’s going on. But it’s the middle of the night, which means you’re ashamed of what you want everyone to see. The deer is your power animal. It falls out of the sky, cut in half, and dripping gore. Your strength has been taken away from you by a power bigger than yourself, then discarded. This means you feel powerless in the face of…NPH, who represents the guy you’d most like to fuck. Attacking NPH with the deer leg represents you hitting him over the head with your desire for him. The real question is: How did NPH react? Or is that in the next NPH dream?
November 20th, 2007 at 12:34 am
I have nothing to offer in terms of interpretation, but stag equals the God and male energy in ancient Celtic religion. But also wonder: gore in dream, Gore in the political realm????
I think you are tapping into the Celtic world soul with this dream, Craig.Wheee!
November 20th, 2007 at 11:43 am
PETA, GLAAD, the FCC and Vanna just called. I told them you were out.
November 20th, 2007 at 8:14 pm
I think the dream states that you should shack up with NPH and run a lama farm.
November 20th, 2007 at 11:04 pm
Well, I’m not sure because I don’t know you too well yet, but I think it means -
you’re not going to meet ANYONE, (let alone NPH,) unless you hit him (represented by the deer) with your car. Quit waiting for the “Wheel of Fortune” and get out there and meet people.
Actually I don’t beleive in that dream shit, I really think it just means you’re one sick puppy.
November 21st, 2007 at 12:22 am
huh? I think you’re gay for Damien Hirst!
December 1st, 2007 at 1:33 pm
Ray Ray says: “A power bigger than yourself…” Do you think it could be….gasp…BOSSY?
I kept wondering when the tarp was going to show up, ala: A Team.
Also, I would like to see this played out on video. What’s NPH up to these days?
XXKHT