Nov
29
Is it safe to come out yet?
Holy crap! Did you see all the comments my Guest Debate with Bossy got?! Is that what it’s like to be Bossy everyday? I guess it is, but it’s probably even better when the comments are in your favor. These people were hardcore Bossy fans (like me), so they were all like “Bossy wins! Puntabulous sucks! Eat it assface!” It was kind of scary. Don’t these people know I’m a delicate flower? I need to be handled gently!
Even my own longtime fans were turning to her side! I’m looking at you Polt!
Wait, am I playing the weepy violin that Bossy referred to again? Damn it! Okay, maybe she had a point.
But I love them all anyway, and their statements of Bossy’s awesomeness were not uncalled for. Especially since no one really called me assface. So they’re all on my blogrolll now and I hope they come back.
Speaking of blogrolls, I’m super nice with my blogroll. Seriously! Look how long it is! (That’s what she said.) Everyone who comments on my blog gets put on mine. Why isn’t everyone else just as nice? For example, when I learned who the other contestants in the Gay Bloggies were, I immediately added them all to my blogroll. It’s only fair right? But no, I guess everyone doesn’t feel the same way. Bastards.
November 29th, 2007 at 9:28 am
Such a generous and giving soul, you are.
November 29th, 2007 at 9:36 am
Good for you for being so nice with the blogroll additions! I used to put anyone and everyone on, but then later I’d be going, who the hell is this? And I realized people weren’t clicking on any of my “real” friends anymore.
Now I’ve got a random thing that picks ten off the list and probably screws up the way the site loads, but what the hell, I like it.
Anyway, great post, and thanks for putting us all on your blogroll!
November 29th, 2007 at 10:06 am
Dude, I just found your Blog after a friend recommended it. I totally love it, you are sooo funny. And it doesn’t hurt that you are so friggin cute. I’ll be checking in daily and who knows I might get up the nerve to start my own.
November 29th, 2007 at 10:11 am
I am a forever Bossy fan and found your blog via her yesterday and just loved the debate. I think I decided to add you to my blogroll by your header picture alone, but cemented the deal by the end of the debate. Thanks!
November 29th, 2007 at 10:38 am
So you lose the vanilla/chocolate debate, but you add everyone to your blogroll…I think you win in the end!!!
And I tried, Craiggers, honestly, I tried to come down on your side in the debate, especially since I prefer vanilla over chocolate, but, well, Craiggers….she was wearing a Planet Craig hat!!! I mean, that’s got to trump damn near ANYTHING else, dontcha think?
I still love ya…
HUGS…
November 29th, 2007 at 10:54 am
I tell ya, that debate was one of the most interesting things I have EVER read. I loved it. And you both won - you got a million new readers! And who doesn’t want that
You’re my fav.
November 29th, 2007 at 11:12 am
I’m glad that Bossy did the debate because now I have a new site to read. A hilarious one.
I add commenters to my reader, and eventually get around to adding them to my links. Because I’m lazy like that. But at least I read!
November 29th, 2007 at 11:22 am
Aww, yeah you should win the bloggies just for how nice you are with your blogroll, seriously. Congrats on making it to the next round too!
November 29th, 2007 at 11:46 am
i showed up via bossy too… but then stayed to read EVERY ONE of your debates. freaking awesome.
November 29th, 2007 at 11:50 am
Yeah, that Bossy - she’s kind of a big deal.
November 29th, 2007 at 12:11 pm
I tossed and turned last night over whether I made the right call in the chocolate versus vanilla debate because I love me some Yoplait. But I still have to side with bossy because it occurred to me that in the throes of PMS, I never seek out vanilla. But that said, you never really stod a chance because that bossy, she’s, how shall I put this, bossy. Thanks for the laught. I look foward to more.
November 29th, 2007 at 12:12 pm
first of all, that debate is pretty much the funniest thing iv’e read in a LOOOOONG time.
second of all, i am officially in love with your blog.
November 29th, 2007 at 12:18 pm
I love how long yours is.
It makes sure that mine gets lost in the shuffle.
Yeah, yeah, break out the violin.
November 29th, 2007 at 1:14 pm
Dearest Craig,
I, too, found you yesterday via Bossy. But did I spend 2+ hours of my workday afternoon reading Bossy’s back posts? No. Did I go home and bore my husband to tears yakking about how funny and geeky and sci-fi-loving Bossy is? No. It was all about you, my friend, all about you.
(BTW, thanks for commenting on my 100th post yesterday. That was awfully sweet.)
November 29th, 2007 at 1:26 pm
That is REALLY long and impressive..thanks for adding me and thank Bossy for leading us here..you are a very clever young man
My “blogroll” tends to be a reading list. I don’t automatically add every one that comments but about once every few weeks I update and actually link the people I read daily..I have a feeling I’m going to be adding you soon!!
November 29th, 2007 at 1:54 pm
i put you on mine. dammit.
and i do like the length of your blogroll. maybe i can show you mine sometime.
November 29th, 2007 at 2:12 pm
Bossy is so thrilled that everyone adores her Craig as much as she does. It’s about time. Because Craig has been making Bossy laugh since The Great Depression. Bossy’s great depression, that is — which was, yeah, it was last tuesday. She kids! Bossy kids - she has been reading and enjoying Craig since the beginning of the Space Program. The space program that is right now on the Sci-fi channel. She kids! Bossy kids - actually she has been courting Craig since ‘53. Fifty-three minutes ago. Ha ha, so much kidding, so little time for making Planet Craig hats. They’re all the rage, don’t you know.
November 29th, 2007 at 2:40 pm
I found my way here from Bossy’s page, and I think you’re darling. You were clearly on the losing side to start with but you made a truly heroic effort to defend your position. Chocolate chip cookies are clearly from heaven and they require both. And I’ve added you to my blogroll cause I try to be nice like that too!
November 29th, 2007 at 2:43 pm
When my blog is up and running I’ll be sure to let you know. As long as it is, it’d be a blog post in itself just about getting on Craig’s blog roll.
You’re the first blog to make my roommates go “wtf Derek?” as I lawl.
And a meerkat picture? They’re 100% adorable, you win.
November 29th, 2007 at 3:26 pm
hey I added you to my blog roll. keep up the entertaining good work!
November 29th, 2007 at 3:56 pm
I loved that debate. I love BOSSY. And now I love you, too. Thanks for being so nice with your blogroll.
November 29th, 2007 at 4:59 pm
Thanks for adding me to your blogroll. After reading your debate with Bossy, I immediately added your site to my favorites. I need to add you and a couple of others to my blogroll, and hope to do that tomorrow. I’ve been trying hard to come up with a guest debate topic, but who wants to follow the vanilla/chocolate debate? All others will pale in comparison.
November 29th, 2007 at 6:27 pm
You’re so generous with your blogroll, and you lost the debate…so I guess you definitely deserves to be on anyone’s blogroll, you’re now on mine anyway
November 29th, 2007 at 7:38 pm
Holy assface! I am a big fan of Bossy but now I am a big fan of Puntabulous too. And just this week I totally trashed guest bloggers, but holy assface again, that post yesterday has put a whole new spin on why guest posting could be a good thing. Mostly guest posts make me want to stick a fork in my eye but this one had me rolling.
November 29th, 2007 at 8:24 pm
I just noticed that I’ve got some Puntabulous LinkyLuv going on. *woot* That makes me happier than a pig in mud. I shall reciprocate soon.
*smooches*
November 29th, 2007 at 11:53 pm
puntabulous is number one on my blogroll! thanks for adding me to yours. Bossy kind of raised the photo bar in that debate, the one with her “planet craig” helmet was hilarious. keep up the excellent work!
November 30th, 2007 at 1:54 am
If I added every blog I read every day to my roll, there wouldn’t be room to blog. I WANT to add everyone, I’m just damn lazy. But every time I see my name over in your blogroll, my day brightens just a little. and on really dark and stormy days, I think, I must be worthy if Craig put me on his blogroll. sniff. tear. sigh.
November 30th, 2007 at 7:38 am
Loosing to Bossy is good for you–just look at all your new fans!
Thanks for the link.
November 30th, 2007 at 9:35 am
Found you yesterday via Bossy, but I WILL be back - funny stuff!!
November 30th, 2007 at 11:40 am
I was all, ooOOOOooo! Puntabulous added me to his blogroll! I heart him!
I love inclusive blogrolls. So metaphoric.
November 30th, 2007 at 1:28 pm
I found you via Bossy as well and added you my to reader…does that count???
November 30th, 2007 at 2:37 pm
Bro I would totally add you to mine (and thanks for adding me, btw), but as you can see on my blog, I don’t have a “roll.” It’s nothing personal toward anyone; hell I love humping the legs of any and all my readers. It’s that I tend to fire a wide pattern of comments and I’ve had some bloggers check the comments sections on the blogs of those in my blogroll searching for comments I’ve left elsewhere, just to see, I dunno, if I’m consistent? So I removed the blogroll from my site so I could keep my comments to y’all on a somewhat personal level and not have to worry about anyone Hoover’ing my words on other sites to see if I ever contradict myself. I mean, we all know I do!
November 30th, 2007 at 8:05 pm
You won the vanilla debate for me. Bossy is a tour de force to be sure, but facts are facts. Try to remember that chocolate is a drug. They all need rehab, not reason.
But I’m glad she decided to take you on because when I found you I couldn’t hit the subscribe button fast enough. The only downer for me? Oh, how I wish I was funny. I want to be funny!
December 1st, 2007 at 1:02 pm
I love your blog almost (or maybe as much as) bossies. I can’t stop giggling about your pimple (comrade!)
XXKHT
December 1st, 2007 at 8:12 pm
Thanks for the blogroll, that was really sweet! I rarely wear plaid, but I was inspired by your header photo and bought a matching outfit last week (sorry I don’t have pics). Good luck with the bloggies.
December 2nd, 2007 at 9:58 pm
thank you for putting me on your blogroll - i would put you on mine, but i don’t have one, cuz i don’t know how to make one. my new years resolution is to find out how to make one and i will put sparkles around your name.
December 6th, 2007 at 2:19 pm
I loved your debate with Bossy! and I think your hilarious!..
P.S. I personally liked vanilla more!