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That’s what he said.
I’ll admit it, I’m a pimple popper. The minute those suckers get heads, I’m using my little pincers of death (read: fingernails) to annihilate them. CLICK: SIDENOTE
But what’s worse than standing in front of your bathroom mirror trying to pop your pimple before rushing out your front door for work? Standing in front of your work bathroom mirror trying desperately to pop your pimple before anyone walks in on you. Seriously, it’s a race against the clock. Kinda like Supermarket Sweep! Except no one eats anything that comes out of my pimple.
::shudders::
Yeah, that was gross. CLICK: SIDENOTE
But what’s even worse than racing against the clock to pop a pimple in your work bathroom before anyone walks in on you? Having one of those underground pimples that turns a large area of your face red, and no head to pop. For example:
Let’s zoom in on this portion:
Here it is:
No, that’s not a red dwarf. It’s my nose zoomed up really really closely. This is a red dwarf:
Pimple pimple, go away. Come again some other day. Or don’t. That would be better.
CLICK: SIDENOTE
November 30th, 2007 at 8:55 am
Awwwww, you look like Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer in that photo.
November 30th, 2007 at 8:57 am
We get old episodes of Supermarket Sweep on Game TV. My 12 year old loves it.
November 30th, 2007 at 9:12 am
I have just perfected washing my hands really quickly when the door starts opening!
Also, bring back Supermarket Sweep!!!
November 30th, 2007 at 9:32 am
Love the SIDENOTEs! It’s like getting a tasty side dish with your entree!
November 30th, 2007 at 9:33 am
P.S. Like beer battered onion rings.
November 30th, 2007 at 9:56 am
I HATE those kinds of pimples. What also is embarrassing is trying to pop a pimple in a school bathroom between class times and people keep walking in and out. So embarrassing.
And I love those side notes. Love em.
November 30th, 2007 at 9:56 am
New to your site because of Bossy- Love you! And really enjoyed the “Sidenote.”
November 30th, 2007 at 11:08 am
Oh you whining punk ass bitch. (smiles). Just TRY and get mammoth Craters EVERY MONTH….for 2 weeks before a flowing magma event, and during the week of the LAVA flow, and then complain again about a little tiny section of thy nose turning PINK not red.
You want red? I’ll show you red!…Where the “popping” surface is greater than the size of your
projecting spout you call a nose!
Where the pussy fluid fills itself over and over again because of hormone changes!
yes..get out your violin baby….
(I just HAVE to add this here. I’ve never been able to put it anywhere out of tenderness toward a reading audience. I was formerly a Parole/Probation Agent for adults. One “son” …said his MOM…used to make him lie down..as he got BACK ZITS very badly…and..
oh…I don’t think I can do this…..
OK..its your blog…I think I can…
AND SHE WOULD BITE THEM to pop them!….
AWCKKK!
Oh by the way..nice to meet you.
lol
November 30th, 2007 at 11:57 am
I find those horrible underground ones also hurt. So horrible.
November 30th, 2007 at 12:02 pm
Sidenotes = awesome!
I have an underground pimple on my arm at the moment. I’ve never had a pimple on my arm before. Armples = not awesome.
November 30th, 2007 at 12:10 pm
The pimple post kinda grossed me out but I love the sidenotes. They’re like little surprises!
November 30th, 2007 at 12:13 pm
Colleen: My mom started singing “Rudolf the Red Nosed Reindeer” as soon as I walked in the door from work.
Donna: I don’t know whether to be scared of you, or hug you. I think I love you.
Marty: The word “armples” are way cooler than the armples themselves. I love it.
I’m glad people like the sidenotes!
November 30th, 2007 at 12:33 pm
Or, if you’re like me, you pop it at work, really close to the mirror, and then it spews out pus while someone walks in the bathroom.
November 30th, 2007 at 12:49 pm
Donna from mid Michigan (not east, north, south or west Mich..but mid)…just made me throw up in my mouth a little bit…
I just sit at my desk and get out a mirror..that way it is THERE fault if they come to my office while I’m picking a zit..
FYI..the Rudolf thing you have going on..don’t try to pop it til it comes to a head..not on the nose..it’s too painful..
Did Donna say BITE…OMG.. now I have to check her blog out
November 30th, 2007 at 1:13 pm
Long time Bossy lurker, and found you…i love you … oh and really enjoyed the “Sidenotes.”
November 30th, 2007 at 1:51 pm
O.k. I’ll admit my Mom used to pop my back zits with her fingers, The louder she could make me scream the more she enjoyed it. But the biting comment wasn’t the worst part of Donna’s post. (Where the pussy fluid fills itself over and over again because of hormone changes!) Ughhhhh!!!! Oh God, PLEASE don’t mention pussy again. I’d rather bite a zit than think about one of those things!
November 30th, 2007 at 1:52 pm
yea to the sidenotes,
nay to pimples. . .
but yea to posting about pimples.
November 30th, 2007 at 1:54 pm
im a pimple popper. i admit it.
and i hate those subcutaneous bastards!
November 30th, 2007 at 2:05 pm
My last reply was kinda harsh, I Love women and their thingies that they love talking about in monologues. It’s just that I would rather put my thingie in a guy’s poop shute than in one of those things…..OMG…..I Think I might be GAY!!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
November 30th, 2007 at 3:03 pm
Guhh…Ughh..Blughhh..Ughh!!!!
*hug*
Ok gagging a bit from the post but almost lost it on the comments (thanks Donna)…
LOVE the side notes - just don’t over do it
November 30th, 2007 at 3:23 pm
Oh puhlease! Your skin is only *nearly* perfect. The horror of it all. Pimple and all, you’re cuter than 99% of other guys.
November 30th, 2007 at 3:45 pm
I’d recommend never clipping your fingernails again.
November 30th, 2007 at 4:52 pm
I like the side notes. Funny, I was just imagining the possibilities. I’m not very original. Which is why I don’t rule the world.
But I’m with you. I mess with this stuff at work. Nothing like a bloody face to make the working the day more interesting for everyone. I’m a team player.
November 30th, 2007 at 7:32 pm
love the side notes.
and congrats on your perfect score for this round of the bloogies. i’m pullin’ for you all the way.
November 30th, 2007 at 8:44 pm
I really DID mean Pus EE as in Pus sy..not Pussy as in cat like structure…or slang of female part.
November 30th, 2007 at 9:01 pm
Even with a zit the size of Mt. Vesuvius, you’re still the cutest lil pale Irish gay boy I know.
Hope this help….
HUGS….
November 30th, 2007 at 9:11 pm
Theere is a time for extraction, and work is not it. for me. It’s taken years of training.
And Donna?? NASTY! Uh!
the hooha comments from the gay boys made me giggle a lot.
November 30th, 2007 at 11:00 pm
I’m glad that Bossy’s crowd found you, but I have to say that I never ever expected to read “pussy fluid” on PUNTABULOUS. I Love it! I hope all of your new admirers are going the extra click-mile to support you on gaybloggies.
As usual, I am logging in everyday from a different IP just to exercise my thumbs-up in a show of support of my imaginary boyfriend. Even when he’s squeezing pimples over a mini-sink in some corporate office.
December 1st, 2007 at 3:23 am
Apply a warm wet compress to your nose for at least 20 minutes. This will draw the fluid to the surface where it can be easily expressed. Do not squeeze the area, massage it. Squeezing can cause the inflamed tissue to ‘blow out’ underneath, causing WEEKS of redness, swelling, and potential scarring.
Cleanse the expressed area with antibacterial soap and apply a thin layer of a benzoyl peroxide or salicylic acid product.
Do this twice a day. Underground zit should disappear by day 3.
QUIT TOUCHING IT! LOL!!! The more you play with it the better chance you have of scarring your gorgeous face.
The sidenotes are cool.
Please send me a copy of your infamous innertube picture if you have the time. You look GRRRRRREAT in it!
December 1st, 2007 at 4:21 pm
As I am an almost perfect Kevbear I have rarely gotten such face deforming oddities as your Rudolf… but I do have a Mr. Grumpy that gets them on his ass (an assimple?) where I have the delegated pleasure of hunting thru the fur to pop the little bastards…
December 2nd, 2007 at 9:56 am
Two of my friends were on the UK Supermarket Sweep a few years ago. They didn’t win anything at all, but when we watched it on telly it was so funny that one of them actually wet herself through laughing too hard. Bring it back!!
December 2nd, 2007 at 10:41 am
Sorry Donna, I mistook Pus EE for pussy, imagine a gay man making that mistake. But I’m not really gay, so I LOVE Pus EE!!