Puntabulous

BBB: Big Boy Bed

So we’re getting a new bed for the guest room, so I get to have the old guest room bed. It makes me very happy not to have to sleep on a twin size bed anymore. I have a Big Boy Bed now! I’m a Big Boy! Squeal! (Never mind the fact that that guest room always had a full size bed, and I did not. And the guest room is about double the size of mine. I think my parents are trying to tell me something.) I’m still very excited!

Craig’s room before a Big Boy Bed:

Craig’s Room after a Big Boy Bed:

Craig enjoying his Big Boy Bed:

Why does my ass look so big? I took this picture, and my ass looked huge. I GASPED and took another picture trying my best to push my ass down into the bed. It looked exactly the same, except my face looked constipated because of all the energy I was exerting.

RANDOM | Craig | December 5, 2007 6:20 am

32 Comments

By Ryan, December 5, 2007 @ 7:17 am

Junk. In. The. Trunk!

Kidding.
By Mark, December 5, 2007 @ 9:04 am

I like BIG BUTTS, I cannot lie!!! Lookin GOOD!
By Miss Britt, December 5, 2007 @ 9:23 am

It’s probably because of the massive… uh… lump in the front. That’s all.
By Jake, December 5, 2007 @ 10:23 am

a big boy bed to do… big boy things!
By Polt, December 5, 2007 @ 10:32 am

Just be happy you HAVE an ass…it’s a rarity on most skinny, pale, Irish boys.

Now Natalie Portman, Your Wife, can sleep with you, and not in the garage anymore.

HUGS…
By Dan, December 5, 2007 @ 10:44 am

Feel lucky, my Ex used to tell me “You might have a big d**k, but you don’t have enough ass to sink it with. Yeah, my ex was an asshole!
By All Adither, December 5, 2007 @ 10:52 am

I wish I lived with my parents.
By marty, December 5, 2007 @ 11:19 am

I’m jealous of your trunk junk.
By Howard, December 5, 2007 @ 12:14 pm

Now all you need is a new BBBoDD.

Better Business Bureau of Dresser Drawers.
By Mark, December 5, 2007 @ 12:56 pm

I’m sorry, but the more I stare at that pic I just have to say, DA YUM!!! Is that you or Pam Anderson laying on her back? I have a new respect for you that has absolutely nothing to do with your personality or humor, it’s purely carnal.
By Ryan, December 5, 2007 @ 1:03 pm

Mhmm…I agree with these find people above to stare lasciviously at your very fine booty…and that position you’re lying in gives a boy ideas
By Alice, December 5, 2007 @ 1:18 pm

oh dear. here i was ready to comment on the bed, but the other commenters have distracted me entirely.
By Ben, December 5, 2007 @ 1:21 pm

big butts are good, but only if you’re skinny, so you are in the clear
By David, December 5, 2007 @ 1:26 pm

In graduating from the twin bed do you also get to graduate from the Care Bears footie pajamas? :-p
By Steven., December 5, 2007 @ 3:12 pm

Did you sleep in the fetal position in your old bed?

There ain’t no way you would’ve fit into it lying straight down (or with your butt up in the air).
By Nicole, December 5, 2007 @ 4:31 pm

I wish my man had that much junk in the trunk….
By Heath, December 5, 2007 @ 4:46 pm

I remember when I moved from a little boy bed to a big boy bed. I think I was 8 or 9 years old .

But then again, I apparently had a bigger room than you did, because I had a lot more space between the bed and the nightstand.

Regardless of all that – nice booty.
By Crabby McSlacker, December 5, 2007 @ 5:56 pm

But didn’t Dorothy Parker once write:

Guys Love To Make Passes
At Boys With Big Asses!

Okay, so maybe she didn’t. Close enough.
By Tom, December 5, 2007 @ 6:04 pm

Nice bed.

I love the blue duvet.

As for the picture of you on the bed. . .

(and I don’t mean this to be rude)

. . .I remember what the ex used to tell me:

“Ass up, face down and shut up!”

LOL!

Congrats on the upgrade.

Tom

“. . .my anaconda don’t want none unless you got buns, hon!”

- Sir Mix-A-Lot
By A, December 5, 2007 @ 6:05 pm

Hi Craig,

New reader here, introduced to your blog via the Bloggies and my daily read, About a Boy and His Briefs.

Just wanted to share 2 things:

First, the fact that I think you are too cute for words. You’re my new pick to win the Bloggies, since Chris was bumped last turn.

Second, my BBB upgrade story. I got mine when I went to get my MA. First apartment, not out to my family yet, but hopefully that I could do some BBT (Big Boy Things), I said I wouldn’t be taking my twin bed from their house, but wanted a BBB instead. They couldn’t fathom why I wanted one, and resisted me the entire way…that is, until my grandmother told me that my dad got one as soon as he could when he lived at home. The subtle wink said, “yeah, he thought he was a player,” and sealed the deal. Now, I can’t imagine sleeping on anything else.

I’ll spare your the lascivious commentary on your ass, but add that it does not detract from your aforementioned cuteness one iota.
By Rachel, December 5, 2007 @ 8:37 pm

You are too adorable!
I have laughed so hard while reading your page.
*off to vote for you*
By annie, December 5, 2007 @ 9:27 pm

I think your parents are trying to tell you that you need a Big Boy Apartment.
By Jum, December 5, 2007 @ 10:06 pm

Aww, sweetheart (Apologies for overly camp, far too familiar British endearment). You finally got your Big Boy Bed! Have been wondering for years when I might upgrade to something that might comfortably fit more than one person on it. Still, the joy of no money and rented accommodation means you make do and mend. I guess this means you’ll be able to be even more spectacular in bed (cf. floating bunny on the bloggies )
By Donna from mid Michigan, December 6, 2007 @ 12:38 am

Sheesh…I’m so far off the loop…I was looking between the two pictures like in the daily rag for “which things are different”. I was SURE one of Craig’s sleeves was longer than the other one!!! Drat!
Maybe THE BED IS BIGGER!! yah …that’s it!!!
By Drew, December 6, 2007 @ 12:44 am

Oh Craig, you never cease to make me happy inside. First it was your wit and the pictures of you and your wife. Now you make me feel less like a loser. I also live with my parents, however, I have a queen size bed and the bigger of the two “extra” rooms. Maybe you just found your way to get my full endorsement. D’Mike who? However, his latest post said something about the next Gay Bloggies post having pictures of him naked…. what to do, what to do? I’m torn like Natalie Imbruglia.
Hugs and Smiles,
Drew
By Jason, December 6, 2007 @ 1:21 am

Every once in a while you get those moments where you feel, “I’ve finally grown up!” Even at age 38.
By Mike Haddad, December 6, 2007 @ 1:25 am

You’ve got some J-Lo booty there.
By teddydouglas, December 6, 2007 @ 2:23 am

I hate to agree with everybody. You suck, Craig. Now I have to be the same as everybody else and agree with the comments about your delicious ba-dunk-a-dunk and imagine all the sharing space you’ll now have in your bed.
By jozet at Halushki, December 6, 2007 @ 3:22 am

You and my husband both have the goods. Damn, man.

Only thing is, it looks like my daughters will also be booty-licious. Which is cute when they are young, but…dangerous…when they are teens. We’re looking into convents as I speak.
By Terri, December 6, 2007 @ 2:29 pm

LOL! CONGRATS! On your BB BED!lol
Reminds me of the time I got my first “BIG GIRL BRA” lol (my best friend talked me into a pushup! lol)
By Robert, December 6, 2007 @ 6:15 pm

Congrats on the BB bed!
you need more pillows though, some nice fluffy down ones that you can cuddle with
By RcktMan, December 10, 2007 @ 3:46 am

I’m 37 years old (well not yet… but I will be on Wednesday!) and I JUST got a big boy bed. Well, I had a full-size bed for years.. but now I have a REAL bed with a REAL headboard and a REAL new mattress that I bought ALL BY MYSELF.

So a new bed is a really good thing to be excited about.

As is having a butt. Because, being the butt-man that I am, I myself do not have a butt to speak of. Be proud of your puntabulous butt.