Which is the most like a penis?
ALIEN TONGUE:
The alien tongue is known for its quick, pain-inducing, jabbing action. It is relentless in reaching it’s goal, regardless of what is going on around them.
SPACE SLUG:
The space slug is slow, blind, and just kinda flops around aimlessly. People tell the space slug that they don’t think its curved shape is strange, but they do. And they tell their friends about it.
VIPER:
Long and slender, vipers are ridden by only the hottest pilots. They also bear a strong resemblance to Ace and Gary’s car.
Oh. My. God. You are SO gay…not that that’s a bad thing.
HUGS…
Since you have no Star Trek example I would like to submit the Klingon D-7 Battlecruiser as an example.
Long shaft, wings for flight, and a torpedo launcher on the tip. Makes you wonder what a Klingon penis would look like. I bet Pringles aren’t the only thin with ridges.
Some mornings I find you quite disturbing… other mornings I sleep in.
The alien picture actually makes me think of a vagina more. Not that I would know what one looks like but I am sure it has teeth and some kind of apparatus used for grabbing and pulling things in. I call them cuntacles, like tentacles but coming from… well you see where I am going with this.
Maestro, you made ma laugh out loud right here in my office!!! cuntecles…..BWAHAHAHAHAHA
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I just came.
You missed out the sandworms from Dune, so much hotter than a space slug
Viper + Apollo = Sexy Overload
Hey Craig?…I know we don’t know each other well YET…but TAG! your it!
I like them long and sleek, so i have to go with the viper. Besides, I always identify anything with the word “slug” in it with vaginas; after all they’re both gross and slimey!
G-spot pincher? EEEEEEEEEEEE
This post and the comments that go with it are the funniest thing I’ve read in weeks. Thanks!