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Okay, so the voting for the final round of the Gay Bloggies ends tonight at midnight. (Have you voted yet?) Anyway, I’ve come to terms with ending up in third place. I mean, I made it this far, haven’t I? So who needs first or second place? These people certainly didn’t!
Thomas Jefferson - Our Nation’s 3rd President
Ever heard of a little thing called the Declaration of Independence! Yeah, I thought so! What did George Washington do? Cross a river? And who the hell has wooden teeth? I’d like to see him eat a piece of corn on the cob! And don’t even get me started on John Adams. Plus Jefferson had sex with his slaves. Not too shabby! (Puntabulous does not endorse slavery, only sex with hot black people.)
Johnny Weir - 2007 U.S. National Bronze Medalist
Let me preface this by saying that Johnny Weir is a clockwise spinner! OMG! Is your mind blown?! Wait, didn’t you know that most figure skaters are counter-clockwise spinners? You didn’t! Well they are! And Johnny is too fabulous to spin counter-clockwise! If Johnny isn’t too fabulous for third, than neither am I!
Judy Winslow - The third child of the Winslow family - Thanks Zach!
She went upstairs and never came down, but she was the smartest of all the Winslow children. She just knew that Steve Urkel shtick would get old fast so she abandoned ship while she could. I mean seriously. There’s only so many times you can hear the phrase: “You got any cheeeeeese?” LOL! And that number is approximately zero.
Peter Jackson’s King Kong - The third iteration of the classic character
Even though the first hour went on dreadfully longer than the ending of Return of the King, it was kinda cool once they got off that damn ship and actually started doing stuff. Remember when King Kong fought three T-Rexes?! That was cool! Yeah, then rest of the movie sucked. And the T-Rex / King Kong fight scene wasn’t all that cool either.
Rocky III - Which Karen pointed out I left out of my movie series post!
Rocky III had Mr. T! (Hey, that rhymes!) Are you saying that coming in third is bad? Because Mr. T thinks you said that. And I’m gonna have to calm him down. Easy boy! Whoa! Whoa! Shhshhshhshh! Easy now. Easy… They didn’t mean it. Just call me the Mr. T whisperer.
OMG! I just had a revelation! See if you can follow me…
Mr. T… Mr. Three… Mr. Third… Still with me?
Mr. T. = Third
Mr. T. = Awesome
Third = Awesome
But go over the Gay Bloggies and vote for me anyway, and if I come in first or second I’ll write a post about how awesome those positions are too.
UPDATE! Here’s the School House Rock video called “Three is a Magic Number”. Thanks Polt!
December 21st, 2007 at 8:45 am
Hey - I mentioned Rocky, right above Karen. But I see how it is . . .
December 21st, 2007 at 9:32 am
now, what if you get 2nd? or 1st? then is three still an awesome number?
December 21st, 2007 at 9:34 am
Regardless, you’ll always be first in our hearts!
December 21st, 2007 at 10:39 am
Hey don’t forget, in that Schoolhouse Rock things from Saturday Morning cartoons, they once called, “Three Is A Magic Number!”
HUGS!!!!
December 21st, 2007 at 10:50 am
You totally should be 1st.
December 21st, 2007 at 11:08 am
I’m STILL waiting for Judy Winslow to come down the stairs. And Aunt Rachel too, she popped out a kid and then skipped town!
December 21st, 2007 at 12:42 pm
You deserve the Numero Uno spot because you are the only contestant who included an argyle sweater on your computer graphic little guy.
December 21st, 2007 at 1:36 pm
Rooting for you all the way from Rio, Brazil. You know, I found your blog through the Bloggies competition. And I’ve been reading a lot of different gay blogs. Yours is just cute, dorky and funny, and that is refreshing. I started reading one until the guy made fun of some young spray-painter who got hit by a train. I was reading another until I clicked on a link and saw some horrible fetishe picture that is still reeling on my mind. The list goes on. There’s something sweet about making fun posts with cardboard Natalie Portmans, even if there’s a lot of swearing involved (I don’t mind it of course, just saying it’s still sweet). I can relate to the whole “inner kid” thing. And it doesn’t hurt that you’re cute (don’t let my bf see this though :)) ). Good luck
December 21st, 2007 at 1:52 pm
Hey!
I knew, after your gaybloggies post on the VH1 version of Showgirls with the computer generated lingerie that you were a quality blogger. I think your posts are great, and, yes, you are adorable as well. And you mention Johnny Weir! I’m a HUGE Fausto fan, but I’ve got nothing bad to say about you. Best of luck! You have a new fan!
December 21st, 2007 at 2:50 pm
Just to continue with the awesome thirds:
Anakin Solo
Lucy Lawless on Battlestar Galactica (Cylon Model Number Three)
China (for putting a man into space under its own power after the USSR and USA)
December 21st, 2007 at 5:15 pm
Don’t forget the third eye….I’m talking about the one in your forehead, get your mind out of the gutter.
December 21st, 2007 at 7:01 pm
Oh, oh, oh, I thought of another…the third letter of the alphabet is “C”, and who’s name BEGINS with “C”?
Why Craiggers!!! (and mine too, but this isn’t about me…)
Best O’Luck!
HUGS..
December 21st, 2007 at 8:32 pm
Well I *tried* to vote for you, but the dictators said I’d already voted. Which I had, of course, but they won’t let me vote again. Democratic of them, eh?
December 22nd, 2007 at 12:27 am
A vote for you is a vote for the little guy? What exactly does that mean??
December 22nd, 2007 at 3:26 pm
Judy Winslow is also a porn actress now. And porn is awesome too. Hot Damn, you are awesome.
December 22nd, 2007 at 4:38 pm
I voted for you. I hope you come second
December 26th, 2007 at 12:26 pm
I’m a feast of fools fan, but I get a kick out of your blog and will definitely be visiting your site now. At least you’ve got some new fans. Keep up the good dorky fun!
December 30th, 2007 at 2:35 am
What about Super Mario Brothers 3!
or the GodFather Part 3…umm..ok, maybe not that one.
but Radiohead’s 3rd album was Ok Computer which is still their best album and therefore one of the best albums of all time.
January 5th, 2008 at 5:05 am
Craig you blogs are so much better than those other two. you deserved the win!!!!