And they hate me. But they also want to make sweet sweet love to me. Nice! Someone over at the AbsoluteMadonna.com message boards posted my Britney post from last week. You need to sign up to view the thread (which obviously I did because I need to know anything and everything people write about me) so I’ll just post the good stuff here:
Subject: Britney’s Meltdown is Madonna’s Fault?
Jay: Link
JON@H: I was wondering when someone would get around to pinning it on her. It’s that ‘kiss of death’ theory
renegade_killerbee: Britney has no mental disorder. She’s as much of a mental case as Madonna is an Oscar winning actress. I wish Spears would take her pudgy Mimosa drinking ass to another country and just stay there PERMANENTLY
HWC: ^yeah, ’cause then you’d never hear about her again if she moved to England. such rage for such an inocuous subject!
mike29: Ugh, god. Cute but ultimately stupid. What about the fact that Britney Spears is and always has been idiotic white trash, and that the state she’s in was inevitable?
Chatty Kathy: Why even bother defending that twisted logic!
Adal: that guy is so stupid
madfunkyboi: I would Shag him, but he would have a mouth full of pillow, so he would have nothing to say…
At this point I just had to sign up and talk back!
Puntabulous: Thanks madfunkyboi! I’m not so sure about the mouth full of pillow though. I wrote the post as a joke. Hope you guys don’t take it too seriously. And I’m not THAT stupid Adal.
The Devil: I would hope your not serious.
The last post was on friday, so I think the thread is kinda dead. Some thoughts:
Is mike29 referring to me or my post?
Who is this madfunkyboi? And why has he mistaken me for some sort of screaming queen who needs their face shoved into a pillow to be quiet? And everyone knows that if you spell “boy” as “boi” that makes you the screaming queen.
And I just love The Devil’s response! I take the time to play nice even though these people threatened to shove my face in a pillow and gang bang me, and he writes back with that stellar response! Thanks Slick!
Besides, don’t they know how much Miss Britt and I love Madonna?!
Wow – quite a to-do.
“It’s that ‘kiss of death’ theory”
Haaaa – Britney Spears and theory in the same reference is just…. funny.
Now – what’s the theory on her equally trashy sister getting preggo at 16? Zoey 101 + 1
How did these Madonna people miss out on our tribute to her? They completely ignored our awesomeness!!
Just point out to The Devil that he wrote “your” instead of “you’re” and that you’re only serious about people who can’t write.
I’m sure mike29 meant your post and not you… no dis to you. I think some of them realized it was a joke post but you will always have the truly obssessed fans who take everything at face value.
Ranting queens… I like Madonna and thought your post was funny. Some people take stuff so seriously just to rant about it on some internet board.
Apart from that, I agree with madfunkyboi… but without the pillow.
Why don’t you tell them that you have put all of Madonna’s movies on your Netflix list? They won’t know if you’re (your) trying to insult them or appease them.
How cool that someone said they want to shag you online.
I just love the mileage you can get out of a molehill, baby! Evidently its a bit of a Tiger Tease to mess with Madonna fans – they’ll take your damn leg off man!
But you, sir, are far more entertaining than the whiny, back-stabbing, cyber-mom clique, who don’t seem to realize they aren’t in high school anymore. Can I come hang out with you guys? I can burp my ABCs!
Fans can be so funny sometimes. It’s like they’re such a big fan that they’re blinded by jokes. I thought that was an amazing post and I love both Britney and Madonna. No tears here!
Awww…I can only dream about people talking about my blog like that *sigh*
I [heart] Puntabulous!
I wouldn’t use the pillow
xx
Who knew that talking about Madonna could lead to someone gagging and gang-banging Craiggers?
hmm…I think I’ve seen a movie like that…
…without Craiggers, naturally.
HUGS…
Yeah that pillow part forced me to imagine our roles switched in my fantasy hahah
Mean Madonnites. It’s kinda crazy how serious they thought you were…
xxx…
madfunkyboi sounds more like a butch grrl to me…
Madonna fans get cranky when they can’t find their Geritol!
Madonna fan or not, that whole Kaballah thing is bat-shit crazy, and if they can’t handle a few good natured jabs at it they’re bat-shit crazy, too. Unlike these assholes, Gaycondo would love you even if you were a pillow-biting queen.
Madonna fan or not, that whole Kaballah thing is bat-shit crazy, and if they can’t handle a few good natured jabs at it they’re bat-shit crazy, too. Unlike these assholes, Gaycondo would love you even if you were a pillow-biting queen.
-Paul
Why are all of Mad-onna’s (minions) made at you ?
You simply stated the truth, as Mad-onna is really a creature of the dark side – (lyrics from ‘Beautiful Stranger’ confirm this.) and she sucked the talent ( i use the term loosely ) out of Britney on stage.
Remember Mad-onna in the early days, all popy and fun, and then she turn creative and ‘thought provoking’. That was the start of the dark side of Mad-onna.
Be careful though minions can be dangerous things and turn nasty – where waiting for your command-and that could be dangerous as well
btw – nothing against madonna, jut some of her fan(atic)s.
Obviously the Madonna corruption is worse than just what you discovered with Britney Craig. She corrupted her, and she’s bringing out the violent gang-banging tendencies of her fans!
Obviously she needs to be stopped before her corruptions spreads and her loyal fans all go off their meds and start attacking.
I love when people don’t get that something is funny. It’s so funny.