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Question and Answer

Question: “Hey Craig! I didn’t know you wear glasses. What made you wear them today?”

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Answer: “Hi [insert name here]! It’s because I have this enormous pimple on the side of my nose that I’m trying to hide! Thanks for asking!”

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20 Responses to “Question and Answer”

  1. Sarah is Ok says:

    I like the glasses–even for a day when they weren’t hiding any monstrous zits. I’m kidding. But the glasses are good.

  2. we_be_toys says:

    zit or no zit , glasses add that certain je ne sais quois (gezundheit!).
    You’re flawless, darling!

  3. Steven. says:

    Hey, Craig.

    Why do you look just as cute with as without glasses?

  4. Grogipher says:

    Awww I really think you suit them! x

  5. croxis says:

    You look like a librarian. Which is a compliment, I love reading. You would make it difficult to study however!

  6. Jason says:

    Aren’t you just now going through puberty?? Ouch.
    It’s because you look so young ;)

    All joking aside, make sure to use a good astringent at night and face wash in the morning. And don’t touch your face!! I always get the run away big zit every now and then.

  7. Howard says:

    Hahaha!

  8. Bittersweet Confusion says:

    I’m thinking the glasses would make it fester more… no?

  9. Craig says:

    You’re probably right BC, but I just need to get through today in public, and then I can hide myself in a small hole for the weekend while it heals.

  10. Polt says:

    The first photo, a bit nerdy, but very cute looking. The second photo…well, the FIRST one was a bit nerdy but very cute. Couldn’ta stopped there, couldja? :)

    HUGS…

  11. Phyllida says:

    Very cute with glasses, and brilliant camouflage! Try tea-tree oil on zits.

  12. FDot says:

    You’ll be fine. If anyone dares to say anything to you…deny all knowledge of it and claim the other person is making it up.

  13. AdamX says:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVcyNANK5cY

    That’s all…

  14. ChrisNJ1977 says:

    I love how you wear glasses to hid a zit, and then post a closeup of it on your blog. ;)

    My favorite skin treatment is a Salicylic Acid based face wash followed by 2.5% Benzoyl Peroxide applied liberally before bed. Then I use a Salicylic Acid cream for spot treatment.

  15. Brett says:

    There are so many different zit treatments you could try - tea tree, salicylic acid, toothpaste, etc. I prefer to skip the middle man and just cut them off.

  16. Jason says:

    I have that exact same sweater! (But it’s the only argyle one I own. I wouldn’t be able to pull off the daily argyle look like you do.)

    I have that exact same zit!

  17. Ray Ray says:

    Craig, it might seem like a curse now, but remember, oily skin is nature’s moisturizer…it’ll all pay off when you’re middle aged with fabulous young skin that’s been moisturized through the years by all that oil. Think long term!

  18. Jum says:

    Glasses, swoon.
    As for the zit, wee bit of Savlon seems to do the trick.

  19. Mark says:

    I still love you, enormous zit and all. But the first pic with the galsses…..totally dorky geeky, Sexxxay!!!!

  20. David says:

    Even if I had open running sores on my nose, I wouldn’t wear my glasses.

    Only when the doctor says I have to because of nasty, gooey eyes.

    I’m all about the image.

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