My face is so greasy…
How greasy is it?!
My face is so greasy…
That instead of licking my finger, I just run it across my nose when I need to turn a page that’s stuck to the one behind it.
That it wasn’t courage which slayed Medusa. It was seeing her own reflection in my forehead. SIDENOTE
That Steve Jobs stamps every iPhone with my face. It’s the magic secret that keeps it so easy to move your finger across the screen.
Aww, I want to give you a peck on the cheek for that, but now I’m kind of scared.
But look at it this way, Jere — if you did, you’d have no need for that lip gloss.
Um, ew.
Actually, I’d still kiss you.
On the forehead…
You know…
Coz my lips are chapped.
Greasy faces have a purpose, if you have a foamy beer, just rub your finger on your cheek then plunge it in your beer, the foam will instantly disappear. I heard that from a guy I know, of course I’ve never tried it myself.
I think we’ve discovered an untapped biofuel. This could keep cars running for years!
I had no idea this was a series.
Be grateful. Greasy skin is younger looking skin. When you are in your forties and people guess that you are 8-10 years younger, you will be thankful. I speak from experience.
I think when we first meet, I’ll just shake your hand…no polite kisses….
WHy not just sleep with a sponge tied over your face? Wouldn’t that sop up some of the grease???
HUGS…
Have you tried those rice paper things?? They sell them at places like Sephora. My coworker turned me on to them. They really work though! It’s actually kind of disgusting!
zits eh?
wash yeh face!