Mar
18
A lot of bloggers enjoy blogging about their dogs. (I’m looking at you, Bossy and Scott!) I don’t have a dog, and as you may already know, I’m not much of a dog person. However, there are times when I find them tolerable. So here I present you with my brother and sister-in-law’s dog Harley, one of the nicest dogs in the whole wide world. So even when he’s being super annoying (usually only because he confuses himself with a lap dog) you can at least say: “But he’s such a good dog!”
He is enormous. My mom calls him an albino deer. Did you know there really is such a thing as an albino deer? Me neither. (Unless you said yes, which in that case, you’re lying.)
He is a very interactive pettee. He likes to hold/lick/bite your hand while you pet him.
Petting him above his butt sends him into NSFW convulsions of pleasure.
He is ridiculously protective. He guards his little brother when you try and take him on dangerous sleigh rides. He’s usually too protective though and he runs along side you down the hill until he gets a bit too eager in his guarding duties and you crash into him. His left ear is straight while his right ear is permanently floppy.
And he loves to play catch. Even with snowballs.
Here’s to you Harley. You annoy the crap out of me sometimes, but you’re such a good dog.
March 18th, 2008 at 7:09 am
A cute animal post on Puntabulous? Did that really just happen?!?
Wow. That’s, like, surreal…
March 18th, 2008 at 7:42 am
I know, right? I didn’t even make any bestiality jokes!
What is the world coming to?
March 18th, 2008 at 7:43 am
Omg - he’s ginormous!
March 18th, 2008 at 8:11 am
I’d fuck him.
March 18th, 2008 at 9:25 am
I like dogs, but this Harley looks more like a giant white wolf. Has he ever eaten a human?
March 18th, 2008 at 10:27 am
He’s boootiful..
March 18th, 2008 at 10:31 am
I wuv Harley!
And I totally knew about albino deer. There are albino everythings, silly!
March 18th, 2008 at 10:56 am
My sister’s dog, Coda, is also an interactive pettee. The jury’s still out on whether or not this is adorable or just annoying.
March 18th, 2008 at 11:22 am
That last photo is hilarious–so captures your “I find them tolerable” perspective. He’s clearly nuts.
March 18th, 2008 at 11:35 am
aww!! Cute puppy!! I have one just like him…cept she’s female…I think i hear the pitter patter of puppy paws!
March 18th, 2008 at 1:57 pm
More puppy posts! More puppy posts!
March 18th, 2008 at 3:20 pm
Good looking dog. I like dogs, just not in my house. Or lap. Or car. Ok, I don’t really like dogs, per se, although I extend diplomatic tolerance to certain of them.
March 18th, 2008 at 4:33 pm
We have albino deer about an hour from us at the Seneca Army Depot http://www.senecawhitedeer.org/index.htm
March 18th, 2008 at 5:12 pm
I’ve seen albino deer. But of course it’s a strange day when I don’t see deer at all. That’s one of the perks of living in the north west. That and the rain.
March 18th, 2008 at 8:28 pm
Geez, he is huge! Great looking though. Dogs are cool.
March 20th, 2008 at 11:11 am
You mention the incessant posting about one’s dog like it’s a Bad Thing.