Comments on: Puntabulous Guide to the Easter Bunny http://puntabulous.com/2008/03/21/puntabulous-guide-to-the-easter-bunny/ good. dorky. fun. Sun, 07 Sep 2008 13:08:17 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5 By: Avitable http://puntabulous.com/2008/03/21/puntabulous-guide-to-the-easter-bunny/#comment-244349 Avitable Sat, 22 Mar 2008 17:39:05 +0000 http://puntabulous.com/2008/03/21/puntabulous-guide-to-the-easter-bunny/#comment-244349 I love that movie. It's the "Pi" of the new generation. I love that movie. It’s the “Pi” of the new generation.

]]> By: Nicky http://puntabulous.com/2008/03/21/puntabulous-guide-to-the-easter-bunny/#comment-244339 Nicky Sat, 22 Mar 2008 16:47:21 +0000 http://puntabulous.com/2008/03/21/puntabulous-guide-to-the-easter-bunny/#comment-244339 Adding the bunny in the biblical scenes was pretty cute. When I was young, my mother got me and my three siblings to go to sleep the night before Easter by telling us that if the Easter Bunny came and we were still awake, he would poke our eyes out with carrots. Adding the bunny in the biblical scenes was pretty cute.

When I was young, my mother got me and my three siblings to go to sleep the night before Easter by telling us that if the Easter Bunny came and we were still awake, he would poke our eyes out with carrots.

]]> By: Grogipher http://puntabulous.com/2008/03/21/puntabulous-guide-to-the-easter-bunny/#comment-244227 Grogipher Sat, 22 Mar 2008 08:38:16 +0000 http://puntabulous.com/2008/03/21/puntabulous-guide-to-the-easter-bunny/#comment-244227 Craig, how can you describe anything with Jake Gyllenhaal in it as "crappy"? :( It makes me sad :( xx Craig, how can you describe anything with Jake Gyllenhaal in it as “crappy”? :(

It makes me sad :(

xx

]]> By: David http://puntabulous.com/2008/03/21/puntabulous-guide-to-the-easter-bunny/#comment-244051 David Fri, 21 Mar 2008 17:57:20 +0000 http://puntabulous.com/2008/03/21/puntabulous-guide-to-the-easter-bunny/#comment-244051 Another Jew here. I actually know that the bunny was incorporated into the Easter holiday mythos to encourage German pagans to give up their fertility festival of Oester by folding it into the Christian holiday. Oester celebrations involved rolling an egg over the crop fields in hopes of a better harvest, and the rabbits, well, you know how fertile they are. I've never gotten an Easter basket because my ancestors capped Jesus' ass. Another Jew here.

I actually know that the bunny was incorporated into the Easter holiday mythos to encourage German pagans to give up their fertility festival of Oester by folding it into the Christian holiday. Oester celebrations involved rolling an egg over the crop fields in hopes of a better harvest, and the rabbits, well, you know how fertile they are.

I’ve never gotten an Easter basket because my ancestors capped Jesus’ ass.

]]> By: Brett http://puntabulous.com/2008/03/21/puntabulous-guide-to-the-easter-bunny/#comment-244034 Brett Fri, 21 Mar 2008 17:31:30 +0000 http://puntabulous.com/2008/03/21/puntabulous-guide-to-the-easter-bunny/#comment-244034 You don't like Donnie Darko? Wtf?!?! Donnie Darko is a great movie and worthy of debate. You don’t like Donnie Darko? Wtf?!?! Donnie Darko is a great movie and worthy of debate.

]]> By: Dave S. http://puntabulous.com/2008/03/21/puntabulous-guide-to-the-easter-bunny/#comment-244030 Dave S. Fri, 21 Mar 2008 17:22:07 +0000 http://puntabulous.com/2008/03/21/puntabulous-guide-to-the-easter-bunny/#comment-244030 What it really boils down to his need for a new PR agent. Let's face it, the Easter Bunny has had it rough lately, with the consumerist society condemning him to have to deal with copyright infringement with "Reester Bunnies" and his likeness being used for everything from M&M's and Palmer's 6 oz. Peter Cottontail hollow milk chocolate bunny (a travesty of petiteness) to PEZ dispensers and the "pink nightmare" of 'A Christmas Story'. He needs a new image. One that kicks ass, takes names, and hides fanciful decorated eggs for children. An Easter Bunny ressurrection, if you will. He needs a first-person shooter video game. He needs Hot Topic merchandise. He needs a song on the next Guitar Hero. He needs an 18+ membership-only website. In essence: He needs a scandal. What it really boils down to his need for a new PR agent. Let’s face it, the Easter Bunny has had it rough lately, with the consumerist society condemning him to have to deal with copyright infringement with “Reester Bunnies” and his likeness being used for everything from M&M’s and Palmer’s 6 oz. Peter Cottontail hollow milk chocolate bunny (a travesty of petiteness) to PEZ dispensers and the “pink nightmare” of ‘A Christmas Story’.

He needs a new image. One that kicks ass, takes names, and hides fanciful decorated eggs for children. An Easter Bunny ressurrection, if you will.

He needs a first-person shooter video game. He needs Hot Topic merchandise. He needs a song on the next Guitar Hero. He needs an 18+ membership-only website.

In essence: He needs a scandal.

]]> By: Tracy Lynn http://puntabulous.com/2008/03/21/puntabulous-guide-to-the-easter-bunny/#comment-243990 Tracy Lynn Fri, 21 Mar 2008 15:53:01 +0000 http://puntabulous.com/2008/03/21/puntabulous-guide-to-the-easter-bunny/#comment-243990 If I had know previous to this that the Easter Bunny would "slap a bitch" I probably would have built an altar to him in my closet. If I had know previous to this that the Easter Bunny would “slap a bitch” I probably would have built an altar to him in my closet.

]]> By: FDot http://puntabulous.com/2008/03/21/puntabulous-guide-to-the-easter-bunny/#comment-243987 FDot Fri, 21 Mar 2008 15:34:54 +0000 http://puntabulous.com/2008/03/21/puntabulous-guide-to-the-easter-bunny/#comment-243987 How did a rabbit even become a symbol of Easter? I can think of other animals that would do a better job. And yes, Donnie Darko was a stupid movie. It didn't work as well as the director thought it did. How did a rabbit even become a symbol of Easter? I can think of other animals that would do a better job.

And yes, Donnie Darko was a stupid movie. It didn’t work as well as the director thought it did.

]]> By: Jimmy O. http://puntabulous.com/2008/03/21/puntabulous-guide-to-the-easter-bunny/#comment-243984 Jimmy O. Fri, 21 Mar 2008 15:19:54 +0000 http://puntabulous.com/2008/03/21/puntabulous-guide-to-the-easter-bunny/#comment-243984 As Anya from Buffy the Vampire Slayer would say ... "Bunnies arnt just cute like everyone supposes" dumdiddydumdum! as for me im a jewskimo, and mostly just enjoy the large amounts of pastel colored chocolates that are so cheap at this time of year! As Anya from Buffy the Vampire Slayer would say … “Bunnies arnt just cute like everyone supposes” dumdiddydumdum!

as for me im a jewskimo, and mostly just enjoy the large amounts of pastel colored chocolates that are so cheap at this time of year!

]]> By: MammaLoves http://puntabulous.com/2008/03/21/puntabulous-guide-to-the-easter-bunny/#comment-243975 MammaLoves Fri, 21 Mar 2008 14:52:16 +0000 http://puntabulous.com/2008/03/21/puntabulous-guide-to-the-easter-bunny/#comment-243975 Black jelly beans--definitely the most evil revenge. Black jelly beans–definitely the most evil revenge.

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