by | March 28, 2008 · 7:23 am

Train Ride

I’m not entirely convinced this man wasn’t playing with himself on the train.

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(Props to me for the stealthily taken camera phone picture.)

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13 Responses to Train Ride

  1. feyrbrand
    March 28, 2008 at 7:35 am

    Orrr it wasn’t so stealthy after all and those around you were left wondering why you were taking photos of a man playing with himself.

  2. Craig
    March 28, 2008 at 7:40 am

    Oh totally. The people on the left side of me HAD to see me do it. The iPhone has quite a big screen, so it was pretty obvious. They’ll probably just assume I took the picture so I can play with myself to it at home.

  3. Dan
    March 28, 2008 at 8:03 am

    As long as you weren’t playing with yourself watching him play with himself.

  4. Nick
    March 28, 2008 at 9:24 am

    I’m a bit grossed out…

  5. anne nahm
    March 28, 2008 at 9:33 am

    The time honored tradition of pocket pool.

    On my feeder, the last two posts came up together. I was thinking for a moment, ‘this is surely an odd way to start out the children’s series’.

  6. Brian
    March 28, 2008 at 9:42 am

    All that watching Alias is starting to finally pay off.

  7. Lily
    March 28, 2008 at 9:43 am

    I dunno, there’s something classy about the way he semi-discretely covered his junk with a jacket. Also the fact that it’s on the Metro North.

    Much classier than my run-in with the homeless public masturbator on the 7 train coming back from the U.S. Open at 11 PM.

  8. chris
    March 28, 2008 at 10:20 am

    haha hilarious

  9. Alli ~Mrs. Fussypants
    March 28, 2008 at 10:25 am

    I’m mildly nauseated, yet impressed with the stealth photography skills!

  10. Dave S.
    March 28, 2008 at 10:43 am

    Okay, so who would be so sexually desperate that it would seem like a good idea to fiddle with oneself on a passenger train? Is there something inherently sexy about a train? Something that spikes your testosterone to levels that cause urges that can’t be denied?

  11. jerekeys
    March 28, 2008 at 12:14 pm

    I’ve seen this happening on a plane, but never the trai, despite the well-known tradition that the backmost car in BART isthe place for gay guys to hook up during transbay rides.

  12. Mark
    March 29, 2008 at 2:49 am

    Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

  13. ExAstrisScientia
    March 29, 2008 at 6:20 am

    the worst part is that with a FUPA (fat upper personal area) like that you know he’s got to really dig in there just to touch the poor wilted stem.