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17 Responses to “Definition”

  1. Sam says:

    Don’t be so hard on yourself.

    And I bet you none of the doors in your house will ever squeak LOL

  2. polt says:

    If you drink out of a coffer mug, you don’t use a lid, and thusly, no nose-grease residue for you to see.

    Ta-Daaaa, problem solved! :)

    HUGS…

  3. Mark says:

    OMG you’ve never used the power of nose grease??? If you ever have a beer with a huge head on it, just rub your finger on the side of your nose then dip in your beer; foam gone! I can’t be the only person that learned this in College. And it’s not gross because it’s your own nose grease!

  4. Sven says:

    That happens to me all the time. I used to use my nose grease to keep the cork on my clarinet lubricated. God, I was a geek.

  5. Ex Astris Scientia says:

    A never ending supply of lube, how convenient!!
    LOL

  6. ScottieC says:

    It’s called Nasal Sebum and we all have it. Don’t trust me? Ask Wikipedia!

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nasal_sebum

    Apparently there are MANY uses for it. Yay internet!

  7. Craig says:

    ScottieC - Thanks for helping me feel less disgusting! Hope your BF enjoys the Evil Bunny shirt!

  8. amy says:

    Nose Lube. Hee hee. I can.not even believe my blog is listed in Daily Reads. I actually do not believe it, actually. GOD THE PRESSURE. You make me want to be so much wittier than I am. I’m a complete social retard. I’m not sexually repressed though, I’ve got that much.

    I wish you were my neighbor.

  9. Dave S. says:

    Oh, man, what’s gotta be worse: That thickly film that’s left on the screen of your cell phone after you’re done talking with someone. :-P

  10. john says:

    Dave S is totally right,the ear stuff on the phone is sooo much more nasty than the nosegrease.

  11. HRH says:

    ewwww. Thanks for ruining a perfectly good 4 dollar cup of coffee for me.

  12. Wondermann says:

    That’s interesting

  13. Jum says:

    Meep and *hugs*. Some things one should just be able to avoid having to notice in a day. I personally walk around in a daze all day so I don’t see when I do things like this, although I’m sure they happen all the time. Props for putting it on your blog, which just makes you fabulously self-deprecating and cool.

  14. Joel says:

    It only proves that you moisturize properly. Nosegrease is evidence of good skin care. Celebrate!

  15. Ray Ray says:

    Craig, listen to Joel and remember to think long term! When your 40, you’ll be grateful that you were blessed with an oversupply of nature’s moisturizer!

  16. ChickyMama says:

    Maybe it’s just a girl thing, but haven’t you ever heard of facial blotting tissues? They are amazing! Try The Body Shop. No one will ever know…

  17. David says:

    Serves you right for having active sebaceous glands. I had myself laminated years ago to avoid just such an embarrassment.

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