OMG you’ve never used the power of nose grease??? If you ever have a beer with a huge head on it, just rub your finger on the side of your nose then dip in your beer; foam gone! I can’t be the only person that learned this in College. And it’s not gross because it’s your own nose grease!
Nose Lube. Hee hee. I can.not even believe my blog is listed in Daily Reads. I actually do not believe it, actually. GOD THE PRESSURE. You make me want to be so much wittier than I am. I’m a complete social retard. I’m not sexually repressed though, I’ve got that much.
Meep and *hugs*. Some things one should just be able to avoid having to notice in a day. I personally walk around in a daze all day so I don’t see when I do things like this, although I’m sure they happen all the time. Props for putting it on your blog, which just makes you fabulously self-deprecating and cool.
Craig, listen to Joel and remember to think long term! When your 40, you’ll be grateful that you were blessed with an oversupply of nature’s moisturizer!
April 18th, 2008 at 12:56 pm
Don’t be so hard on yourself.
And I bet you none of the doors in your house will ever squeak LOL
April 18th, 2008 at 1:32 pm
If you drink out of a coffer mug, you don’t use a lid, and thusly, no nose-grease residue for you to see.
Ta-Daaaa, problem solved!
HUGS…
April 18th, 2008 at 1:39 pm
OMG you’ve never used the power of nose grease??? If you ever have a beer with a huge head on it, just rub your finger on the side of your nose then dip in your beer; foam gone! I can’t be the only person that learned this in College. And it’s not gross because it’s your own nose grease!
April 18th, 2008 at 3:31 pm
That happens to me all the time. I used to use my nose grease to keep the cork on my clarinet lubricated. God, I was a geek.
April 18th, 2008 at 3:48 pm
A never ending supply of lube, how convenient!!
LOL
April 18th, 2008 at 4:05 pm
It’s called Nasal Sebum and we all have it. Don’t trust me? Ask Wikipedia!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nasal_sebum
Apparently there are MANY uses for it. Yay internet!
April 18th, 2008 at 4:11 pm
ScottieC - Thanks for helping me feel less disgusting! Hope your BF enjoys the Evil Bunny shirt!
April 18th, 2008 at 4:45 pm
Nose Lube. Hee hee. I can.not even believe my blog is listed in Daily Reads. I actually do not believe it, actually. GOD THE PRESSURE. You make me want to be so much wittier than I am. I’m a complete social retard. I’m not sexually repressed though, I’ve got that much.
I wish you were my neighbor.
April 18th, 2008 at 5:32 pm
Oh, man, what’s gotta be worse: That thickly film that’s left on the screen of your cell phone after you’re done talking with someone.
April 18th, 2008 at 7:16 pm
Dave S is totally right,the ear stuff on the phone is sooo much more nasty than the nosegrease.
April 18th, 2008 at 7:21 pm
ewwww. Thanks for ruining a perfectly good 4 dollar cup of coffee for me.
April 18th, 2008 at 8:42 pm
That’s interesting
April 18th, 2008 at 11:11 pm
Meep and *hugs*. Some things one should just be able to avoid having to notice in a day. I personally walk around in a daze all day so I don’t see when I do things like this, although I’m sure they happen all the time. Props for putting it on your blog, which just makes you fabulously self-deprecating and cool.
April 18th, 2008 at 11:30 pm
It only proves that you moisturize properly. Nosegrease is evidence of good skin care. Celebrate!
April 19th, 2008 at 2:17 pm
Craig, listen to Joel and remember to think long term! When your 40, you’ll be grateful that you were blessed with an oversupply of nature’s moisturizer!
April 19th, 2008 at 6:38 pm
Maybe it’s just a girl thing, but haven’t you ever heard of facial blotting tissues? They are amazing! Try The Body Shop. No one will ever know…
April 21st, 2008 at 10:31 am
Serves you right for having active sebaceous glands. I had myself laminated years ago to avoid just such an embarrassment.