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categories RANDOM | Craig | datetime April 18, 2008 12:36 pm

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  • By Sam, April 18, 2008 @ 12:56 pm

    Don’t be so hard on yourself.

    And I bet you none of the doors in your house will ever squeak LOL

  • By polt, April 18, 2008 @ 1:32 pm

    If you drink out of a coffer mug, you don’t use a lid, and thusly, no nose-grease residue for you to see.

    Ta-Daaaa, problem solved! :)

    HUGS…

  • By Mark, April 18, 2008 @ 1:39 pm

    OMG you’ve never used the power of nose grease??? If you ever have a beer with a huge head on it, just rub your finger on the side of your nose then dip in your beer; foam gone! I can’t be the only person that learned this in College. And it’s not gross because it’s your own nose grease!

  • By Sven, April 18, 2008 @ 3:31 pm

    That happens to me all the time. I used to use my nose grease to keep the cork on my clarinet lubricated. God, I was a geek.

  • By Ex Astris Scientia, April 18, 2008 @ 3:48 pm

    A never ending supply of lube, how convenient!!
    LOL

  • By ScottieC, April 18, 2008 @ 4:05 pm

    It’s called Nasal Sebum and we all have it. Don’t trust me? Ask Wikipedia!

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nasal_sebum

    Apparently there are MANY uses for it. Yay internet!

  • By Craig, April 18, 2008 @ 4:11 pm

    ScottieC – Thanks for helping me feel less disgusting! Hope your BF enjoys the Evil Bunny shirt!

  • By amy, April 18, 2008 @ 4:45 pm

    Nose Lube. Hee hee. I can.not even believe my blog is listed in Daily Reads. I actually do not believe it, actually. GOD THE PRESSURE. You make me want to be so much wittier than I am. I’m a complete social retard. I’m not sexually repressed though, I’ve got that much.

    I wish you were my neighbor.

  • By Dave S., April 18, 2008 @ 5:32 pm

    Oh, man, what’s gotta be worse: That thickly film that’s left on the screen of your cell phone after you’re done talking with someone. :-P

  • By john, April 18, 2008 @ 7:16 pm

    Dave S is totally right,the ear stuff on the phone is sooo much more nasty than the nosegrease.

  • By HRH, April 18, 2008 @ 7:21 pm

    ewwww. Thanks for ruining a perfectly good 4 dollar cup of coffee for me.

  • By Wondermann, April 18, 2008 @ 8:42 pm

    That’s interesting

  • By Jum, April 18, 2008 @ 11:11 pm

    Meep and *hugs*. Some things one should just be able to avoid having to notice in a day. I personally walk around in a daze all day so I don’t see when I do things like this, although I’m sure they happen all the time. Props for putting it on your blog, which just makes you fabulously self-deprecating and cool.

  • By Joel, April 18, 2008 @ 11:30 pm

    It only proves that you moisturize properly. Nosegrease is evidence of good skin care. Celebrate!

  • By Ray Ray, April 19, 2008 @ 2:17 pm

    Craig, listen to Joel and remember to think long term! When your 40, you’ll be grateful that you were blessed with an oversupply of nature’s moisturizer!

  • By ChickyMama, April 19, 2008 @ 6:38 pm

    Maybe it’s just a girl thing, but haven’t you ever heard of facial blotting tissues? They are amazing! Try The Body Shop. No one will ever know…

  • By David, April 21, 2008 @ 10:31 am

    Serves you right for having active sebaceous glands. I had myself laminated years ago to avoid just such an embarrassment.

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