Comments on: Definition

By: David

David — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 14:31:45 +0000

Serves you right for having active sebaceous glands. I had myself laminated years ago to avoid just such an embarrassment.

By: ChickyMama

ChickyMama — Sat, 19 Apr 2008 22:38:56 +0000

Maybe it’s just a girl thing, but haven’t you ever heard of facial blotting tissues? They are amazing! Try The Body Shop. No one will ever know…

By: Ray Ray

Ray Ray — Sat, 19 Apr 2008 18:17:05 +0000

Craig, listen to Joel and remember to think long term! When your 40, you’ll be grateful that you were blessed with an oversupply of nature’s moisturizer!

By: Joel

Joel — Sat, 19 Apr 2008 03:30:04 +0000

It only proves that you moisturize properly. Nosegrease is evidence of good skin care. Celebrate!

By: Jum

Jum — Sat, 19 Apr 2008 03:11:30 +0000

Meep and *hugs*. Some things one should just be able to avoid having to notice in a day. I personally walk around in a daze all day so I don’t see when I do things like this, although I’m sure they happen all the time. Props for putting it on your blog, which just makes you fabulously self-deprecating and cool.

By: Wondermann

Wondermann — Sat, 19 Apr 2008 00:42:58 +0000

That’s interesting

By: HRH

HRH — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 23:21:03 +0000

ewwww. Thanks for ruining a perfectly good 4 dollar cup of coffee for me.

By: john

john — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 23:16:46 +0000

Dave S is totally right,the ear stuff on the phone is sooo much more nasty than the nosegrease.

By: Dave S.

Dave S. — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 21:32:30 +0000

Oh, man, what’s gotta be worse: That thickly film that’s left on the screen of your cell phone after you’re done talking with someone.

By: amy

amy — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 20:45:08 +0000

Nose Lube. Hee hee. I can.not even believe my blog is listed in Daily Reads. I actually do not believe it, actually. GOD THE PRESSURE. You make me want to be so much wittier than I am. I’m a complete social retard. I’m not sexually repressed though, I’ve got that much.

I wish you were my neighbor.