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I always figured you guys knew I was pretty tall, but people seemed pretty surprised by my height as seen in my godfather post. I’d like to state once and for all that I am I’m six magnificent feet and four glorious inches tall.
I may not be as tall as my fellow wordpress theme user TallFreak, but I’m still tall enough to squash you like the bug you are.
May 3rd, 2008 at 5:38 pm
That’s, uh…that’s quite view you’re giving us of yourself. Like Colossus bestride the narrow (but not necessarily straight!) blogosphere.
May 3rd, 2008 at 5:41 pm
Or, to be more succinct: a Colossal crotch-shot.
May 3rd, 2008 at 5:42 pm
I notice that you wear watches…most people dont and I think its nice to people using a watch than a cell phone
May 3rd, 2008 at 6:15 pm
Hello Craig Crotch.
May 3rd, 2008 at 9:07 pm
Wow…Craiggers, this is a whole new side of you I’m seeing….
6′4…yeppers, you’re taller than me. I like that in a man I’m stalking.
HUGS…
May 3rd, 2008 at 10:05 pm
hey there little craig!
or are you?
May 3rd, 2008 at 10:17 pm
….. So a post that featured a pic of Starbuck looking a hot mess is followed by a crotch shot!
Keep up the good work!
May 3rd, 2008 at 10:33 pm
My best friend is six four. My second best friend is five feet tall. I am 5″10″ When we stride side-by-side down the street, I like to get in the middle, so that we look like a … slope.
May 3rd, 2008 at 10:42 pm
That’s quite a deep crease in the middle of your shirt.
May 4th, 2008 at 12:36 am
I thought I was the only one who noticed the crease…
That photo is causing a very funny feeling for me…
May 4th, 2008 at 12:53 am
6′4″? Cool…..I’ve always had an affinity for those taller than me. I’ve been the tallest of my friends at only 6′0″ for the longest time…always fun to know those even taller.
May 4th, 2008 at 1:12 am
Yes, my Mom is quite the crease-maker.
Shut up, yes, my Mom does my laundry. Shut up.
May 4th, 2008 at 1:17 am
One day you will grow up to be as tall as me young Jedi.
May 4th, 2008 at 5:25 am
i didn’t remember you being taller then me. that’s fun. i wear a size 15 shoe, do you have bigger feet to?
May 4th, 2008 at 6:26 am
Umm.. can someone please tell me what this post is about. I can’t.stop.staring.at.crotch.
May 4th, 2008 at 8:41 am
I suddenly feel so very insignificant…
Dave S.
May 4th, 2008 at 10:33 am
But of course you are. That is why I never visit this site until after I have put my high heels on.
I am a towering 5-feet-7-inches in three-inch heels.
So there,
SK
May 4th, 2008 at 11:03 am
Andy - I don’t remember being taller than you either. I thought we were about the same size. Your feet however blow my size 12s out of the water. Meow!
May 4th, 2008 at 12:50 pm
It’s ok Craig, I don’t like to iron either.
May 4th, 2008 at 7:18 pm
Be as tall as you like, it just gives me a better vantage to knee you in the crotch when the mood strikes.
Yes, fear me.
May 4th, 2008 at 9:03 pm
My husband is 6′3″, so you don’t scare me, guy. I’m 5′7″, slightly tall for my generation (yup, I’m one of your mom readers), and as soon as I birthed my two kids, I knew that by the laws of genetics, I would probably end up the shortest in my family. It happened. My son’s 6′2″ and my daughter’s 5′9″. I hate being the one everyone pats on the head.
May 4th, 2008 at 9:51 pm
Ummmmmm…. not to get too sleazy… but that vantage point, and the oh so commanding look on your face makes me think DIRTY thoughts!
May 4th, 2008 at 10:35 pm
I lurves me some tall fruit.
May 5th, 2008 at 9:32 am
I second that thought, Robert
May 5th, 2008 at 11:58 am
does every ceremony @ the church require one person to be at least 6′4″ tall? Perhaps they should invest in a stool or shorter candles.
I’m only 6′ tall and I still find that I am taller than practically everyone. What would you do if you had a thing for tall guys?
And I like the watch too skinner. People still ask me questions because I wear mine all the time.
May 5th, 2008 at 12:04 pm
Um..wow. I leave for a couple days and I get pseudo-porn shot from Craig.
And while I don’t have size 15 feet, I do have size 13, and I’m a little over 6′1
I wish Craig was at the church I was at for my niece’s First Communion. There was a little person priest, and Craig could have stepped on him.
May 5th, 2008 at 3:20 pm
My first thought seeing this photo was “Help I need an adult!”.
May 6th, 2008 at 11:37 am
no no no no no! Never EVER EVER take a picture with the camera below your chin because it gives you double or even, the dreaded, triple chin.
of doomalways with the camera above the chin!
I need a drink now.
May 6th, 2008 at 11:49 am
I actually thought I had a zero chin in this picture. Look! Where did it go? It’s hiding in my neck.
May 6th, 2008 at 3:52 pm
I could get used to looking at your from that angle every day while on my knees…… tying your shoes…..
May 7th, 2008 at 12:42 pm
6′4″?! That’s totally hot!