Embrace Your Inner Foot Fetishist

June 11, 2008
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We interupt our regularly scheduled lunacy for some other complete lunacy. My sister and her friends always compete with each other over who has the nicest feet. When she told me this, I told her that my friend from work is always talking about how cute she thinks her feet are. So I offered up my huge audience to finally settle this debate. I leave it up to you, dear readers: Below there are anonymous pictures of my sister’s, three of her friends’, and my friend’s feet. Who has the nicest? Leave your pick in the comment section, and feel free to elaborate on why you made your choice.

UPDATE: The feet have been moved to a safer place after the jump to get them off my front page. You can still vote though! I’ll announce the winner this weekend.

A:

B:

C (the only male in the group, not me!):

D:

E:

Leave your pick (A-E) in the comment section! Thanks for playing! No more feet, I promise!

Comment (71) on this Entry

71 Responses to Embrace Your Inner Foot Fetishist

  1. Derek on June 11, 2008 at 6:36 pm

    Feet are gross, no one wins.

  2. ChickyMama on June 11, 2008 at 6:54 pm

    I’m liking “E” the best. But since I’m related to her, this is just too damn weird!

  3. Ryan on June 11, 2008 at 7:25 pm

    I found A to be second least repulsive.

  4. Evolving on June 11, 2008 at 8:02 pm

    I like E, because it’s a nice natural foot. Foot are all weird looking. I don’t understand that fetish AT ALL.

  5. Barbara on June 11, 2008 at 8:52 pm

    My vote goes to me…but noone told me about this contest!!! So if I must my vote is for…….ummmmmm……E

  6. Polt on June 11, 2008 at 9:18 pm

    I like C the best, cause it looks more natural. Feet are gross enough without throwing paint and rings and all kinds of crap on them as well.

    HUGS..

  7. Sarahbee on June 11, 2008 at 9:19 pm

    C

  8. lwassr on June 11, 2008 at 10:01 pm

    OK-FIrst of all–upon further inspection of the red toenails,I believe D, if you look close enough the polish is receding from the cuticle–GROSS. just because there are not any white trash chips does not mean it isnt time for a pedi…and BUTTER TOES are in the shape of those butter knives you get at parties are with the bread basket, but, while i am no foot expert, I do believe only the big toe can be the butter toe..i like the other thought on the phrase though.

  9. mandee on June 11, 2008 at 11:20 pm

    sarahbee… no explaination for your vote?? is it b/c you were told to vote c? or are you embarrassed by your vote?? or my fav… are you a closet lesbian and are afraid that a vote for a female foot would expose your true preference??? either way… we all know you wanted to put E

  10. Michael on June 11, 2008 at 11:33 pm

    A all the way. Where are the hott boys feet tho? I know you have a few pictures….

  11. Ray Ray on June 12, 2008 at 12:58 am

    The male feet are the nicest. ‘Nuff said.

  12. BobFootnut on June 12, 2008 at 11:53 am

    Definately “D”. Painted toes and toe rings are hot

  13. Nemo on June 12, 2008 at 4:03 pm

    OK I have to go with E even though I think my feet are nicer than all of them. I guess we’ll never know. Sigh!!!

  14. Bon Don on June 12, 2008 at 5:54 pm

    D!! you can’t go wrong with red polish!

  15. Mike on June 12, 2008 at 6:29 pm

    FEETS IS YUCKY! All I could think about when someone said “butter toes” was that lamisil commercial with the nail fungus…EWWWW

  16. Ianim on June 12, 2008 at 6:35 pm

    How can I say I enjoy this post without sounding like I want to have their toes in my mouth all at once?

    E.

  17. Colleen on June 13, 2008 at 9:06 am

    E’s feet is a beauty!

  18. Chris on June 13, 2008 at 1:17 pm

    E by a landslide!! Best overall size and shape!!! Even with the french pedicure.

  19. brad on June 13, 2008 at 4:15 pm

    man, it’s wierd looking at feet. they all look wierder and wierder the more i look at them. But I say E, “hands down!”

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  21. s,razzell on January 28, 2011 at 8:59 pm

    why do you all say how gross feet are ? why are you looking at them then?? are you all in denial ???

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