So I come home one day to find a small box on my front steps. “What a nice box!” I thought to myself.
But one can never be too careful so I had my bomb-sniffing snail Argyle check it out to make sure it was safe.
When he deemed it safe, I opened it up to reveal baked goods! And lots of them!
And not just any baked goods! Super Viagra and Vagina Girl baked goods! Seriously! Look at them! They are incredible! From the M&M eyes, to the Fruit Roll-Up capes and the Twizzler arms and legs, these cookies are a work of art!
They were so cool, I almost felt bad eating them! Almost.
Yum! Who knew Super Viagra would be so delicious?!
Wow! It’s a party in my mouth and Super Viagra is invited! “Wait your turn Vagina Girl! I’ll get to you in a minute!”
Yummy yummy in my tummy tummy! Say “Hi” Super Viagra!
But wait, something isn’t right.
Oh no. I don’t feel so good.
Oh god! No! They’re poisoned!
And then I died. Seriously. Did no one teach me not to eat food sent to me from strangers in the mail?
Okay fine. I’m not really dead. These spectacular and delicious (and not at all poisoned) cookies were the work of my favorite people Ξ_Heather and TwoPi from the blog 360, and of course their trusty sidekick Godzilla. They took some pictures of the cookie making process which they were kind enough to share:
Frankly, I’ll eat anything that has cream cheese involved.
When Godzilla isn’t mixing chaos and destruction, he’s mixing ingredients with his mixer of death.
A far cry from the flattening of cities he’s used to. But today he’s using his powers for good, not evil.
Godzilla would just like to clarify that just because he likes to bake, it doesn’t make him any less of a huge scary monster.
I can only assume that Godzilla used his radioactive fire breath to bake the cookies.
And only the delicate grace of Godzilla could decorate these cookies so precisely.
So yeah, these cookies are amazing! I can’t thank Ξ_Heather and TwoPi enough for their incredible present! The time and thought that went into these cookies is staggering and I’m honored that they would go through the trouble for little old me. Thank you very much guys!
Good work team! No place to go but down!
well I won’t speak for everyone, but I enjoy going down every once in a while
Surely Dave S will have something to say to that.
The cookies are adorable. But the post title is cruelly misleading…
Hey! That’s great that we hit 100!
Now get the hell over to today’s post — we’re falling behind, boys and girls.
(And I’d comment on going down, Craig, but I can’t think of a way to do it for a family audience…)
Ahhhh, looks like you need to get your gorgeous ass over to todays post. By the way, did I mention that your ass is perfection personified? Anywho, Only one person??? Really!!!
Good lord! 100 comments about cookies! You are too much. LOL
Those cookies are adorable. Have you finished eating them yet? I’ve got a hankerin’ for a little vagina right about now.
Yes, I said that.