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So You Think You Can Dance

So who else is watching So You Think You Can Dance? Anyone? Anyone? Well I am. It’s fantastic. Mark is my absolute favorite. He’s so quirky and fun, not to mention adorable. Otherwise I like Kherington, Twitch, Joshua, and Chelsie. Matt and his super incredible toe-pointing abilities kinda of freak me out. He’s so long. (That’s what she said.) And what’s up with that dick judge (not to be confused with dick judge, which is a completely different show) Nigel? You’re a judge on a dancing show! Enough with the gay jokes. We get it! You’re pretending to be straight!

So in conclusion, Mark Kanemura is my new boyfriend. The End.

40 Responses to “So You Think You Can Dance”

  1. Brett says:

    SYTYCD is one of my top fav shows!

    I can’t fucking stand Mary and her ridiculous laugh.

    I haven’t picked my fav from this season yet. Mark is totally on the top of my list. Omg, omg, he’s so cute.

  2. ExAstrisScientia says:

    ah, the new bf, well at least I now know I have been dumped :-P

  3. Leahbear says:

    What about your wife, Natalie Portman?! Won’t she be jealous???

  4. Craig says:

    Who? Oh right, my wife. I need to take her out of the garage every once in a while. I bet she hates me.

  5. David says:

    Yet another person nagging me to watch this show. I just don’t have time.

  6. David from Brazil says:

    Natalie must be pissed. I mean just the other day she wanted to hit on Eric Bana and the bastard went and cheated on her with her sister, Scarlett. Then she tries to sleep with her bro and gets decapitated. That ruins anyone’s day. How dare you compound her misery?

  7. Dave S. says:

    Okay, I’ve got nothing to add, since I don’t watch the show. :-( I’ll try to put it on my schedule next week though, so I know what the heck you’re talking about.

    And, Craig, I smell a divorce coming on. I’ll have my divorce attorney contact you. He’s good. Well, he’s good until he runs through his retainer, then he’s just expensive.

    And I hope her being in the garage hasn’t prompted any water damage. Water-damaged wives tend to get kinda wonky and can’t stand up unless you lean them against the wall…

  8. Melissa says:

    I love sytycd!
    Yesterday’s show was really nice.
    My favorite is Joshua, he is really talented and humble

  9. Dave S. says:

    Darn. Forgot to subscribe to comments when I posted, so ignore this message as I click on the “Notify” box…

  10. bjk says:

    thank god other people watch this show too. makes me feel less guilty.

    did you watch last season? mark is totally the new neil. however, i’m still not ready to break up with him, so i guess i’ll let you have mark.

  11. Craig says:

    bjk: OMG! Do you remember Neil’s shirtless dance from last season? Incredible! He was so cute.

  12. john says:

    Not watching. We watched it in the beginning for a while but the Mrs. declared that her favorite was gone so the show was therefor a waste of time to watch.

  13. Mark says:

    I have nothing to contribute, never seen it. Just wanted to say you’re Sooo Adorable when you’re excited about stuff that I have absolutely no interest in ;-)

  14. Craig says:

    Correction: I am always adorable.

  15. Apollochan says:

    Ah… I love SYTYCD. Mark is definitely one of my favorites, but it’s really close between he and Matt for me. Did you see Matt’s Foxtrot two weeks ago? Great stuff.

    As far as the girls, I think Kherrington is a great dancer, but I don’t like her personality a whole lot. I also like Jessica. I freaking wish the judges would stop telling her that she is anchoring Will down though. And Comfort is amazing too.

    The end.

  16. Mark says:

    Yes You Are! And cute and cuddly too.

  17. john says:

    Craig: All this and humility too?

  18. Dave S. says:

    Wait. There’s a dancer really named “Comfort”? It compels visions of hotels, La-Z-Boys, and Zoloft, not really dancing so much.

  19. bjk says:

    craig: who could forget shirtless dance?! but the best is when he did “sweet dreams” with sabra where had that little gymnastics stunt with the table. he can planche over me anytime.

  20. Craig says:

    Ah yes! That was an awesome dance! Basically anything he did was awesome.

    How about his Paso Doble where the girl wrapped herself around him and slid all the way down his body. Oh how I envied her.

  21. Mark says:

    Dave: LOL, I don’t want “Comfort” giving me a lap dance. I might fall asleep.

  22. Dave S. says:

    Hey, Mark, I think you just came up with a new dance theme for SYTYCD. ;-)

  23. Dave S. says:

    “Planche,” “Paso Doble” — apparently I gotta dance more, because I have no idea what those are…

  24. Mark says:

    LOL, I would definitely watch that show.

  25. Mark says:

    Dave: I can’t believe you don’t know paso doble, Paso Doble, like Samba, is a progressive International Latin dance. The Paso Doble is the Latin dance most resembling the International Standard style, in that forward steps are taken with the heel lead, the frame is wider and more strictly kept up, and there is significantly different and less hip movement.

    OK, I’m full of it, I had to look it up on Wikipedia.

  26. Dave S. says:

    Mark: Yeah, but do you know the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

  27. BOSSY says:

    You make a very cute couple. The end. (The real end.)

  28. Jamie says:

    Yay! How exciting that craiggers likes this show. All good gay boys must watch this show!

    I like Mark too, but I’m sorry, Matt is really hot even with his freakishly pointy feet. Also, I feel compelled to defend him after Nigel said his neck movement looked “twee”. Lordie, just say he looked like a big ol’ fag, since that’s clearly what you’re getting at.

  29. Craig says:

    Jamie: Yeah, I guess Matt is cute. I just don’t like tall guys. Does that make this 6′4″ boy a hypocrite?

    I thought it was funny how he kept his hat on for the duration of the hip hop routine to hide is major gay face.

    And I hate Nigel. I’ll take two loud and crazy Marys over Nigel anytime.

  30. john says:

    Dave S.: In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?

  31. Dave S. says:

    Umm…an African or European swallow?

  32. Jamie says:

    Oh, Craig, please be as hypocritical as you want. Being 5′6″ I’m glad to hear you don’t like tall guys :D

  33. Polt says:

    Dave S.: And what do we burn APART from witches?????

    hehehhehe….

  34. Dave S. says:

    Yesss!!! I knew Polt would come through! :-)

  35. jerekeys says:

    I want to like SYTYCBBQLOL, but it pretty much falls into the “when there’s nothing else I want to watch on TV” category. Like last night, I saw about 5 minutes before realizing there was a Star Wars marathon on cable and I haven’t watched episode 3 since it was in theaters.

  36. john says:

    I’m wondering how long it will take for someone to declare they need to be spanked. Because we know what comes after that.

  37. Summer says:

    I’m loving Twitch, did you see the abs on him Wednesday night?

  38. Nicky says:

    Wow! We have the same taste I guess!
    I love SYTYCD.
    But no one this season can compare to my two faves last season, Kameron and Neil.
    Kameron and Lacey’s contemporary dance to “Dancing” by Elisa was AMAZING.

  39. Mike says:

    I can’t believe not a single one of you commented on Will-what an amazing body and dancer!

  40. Buckaroo says:

    Will’s pretty smooth and makes it look effortless, although he does seem to come across like he knows he’s just plain good. I’m all about keeping him on the show JUST so we don’t have to see Debbie Allen back as a judge!

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