Jul
24
I never miss an opportunity to take camera phone pictures of things that amuse me. I went through my camera phone last night and decided to post some of my favorites:
The train just got bombed by a terrorist and you want me to ninja my way through the durable looking plexiglass window with the thick rubber molding? I don’t think so.
This poor guy was walking down a crowded New York City street twirling this contraption around. His shirt said “MERRY MAKES THE WORLD GO ROUND”. I have no idea what that means.
A magazine called Watch Time. Wild!
Um, what? Is it going to explode or something?
So immature.
This is my hairy leg after Harley fell into the pool. I was in the pool with him and he was struggling like crazy to pull himself out. But I had to pull him over to the stairs so he wouldn’t scratch the liner. So he scratched me instead.
Barclay Street. Like Lieutenant Barclay from Star Trek who used to use the Holodeck to fulfill his sexual fantasies. My hero!
Me modeling my new glasses.
July 24th, 2008 at 5:28 am
Dude, Barclay was amazing! Barclay and the Doctor made the best team ever! You’ve sparked my Trek fan now. Thanks a lot. Big news comes out in four days on the development of Star Trek: Online. I’m quite excited. Oh, and I totally would have taken the 69 degrees picture, too.
July 24th, 2008 at 5:36 am
I forgot to subscribe to the comments, so I’ll tell you that your new glasses look awesome!
July 24th, 2008 at 5:37 am
According to my world clock it’s right after five over there in Brooklyn. Why is it that you always blog before morning?
July 24th, 2008 at 7:14 am
Thanks Coty!
Kari: I leave my house at 5:15 in the morning for work, so I usually post the blog I wrote the night before, before I leave.
July 24th, 2008 at 7:44 am
Leg photo: Ouch.
July 24th, 2008 at 9:22 am
I like your new glasses.
And I second Dave S. Ouch!
July 24th, 2008 at 9:41 am
Well at least this post didn’t feature a cursing God.
July 24th, 2008 at 9:45 am
Saving a dog stuck in a pool makes you a hero! The scratches can be your Hero Marks!
And you’re very cute in your glasses…naturally.
HUGS….
July 24th, 2008 at 10:02 am
In that first picture, the person seems to either be standing outside the train forcing their way in — a tutorial for said terrorist — or it’s showing a person who broke open the window from the outside and then decided to exit backwards and fall into the gap.
I totally like the paper chains, though. I want that contraption in my town.
July 24th, 2008 at 10:03 am
Craig, what kind of phone is that? Like the pics.
July 24th, 2008 at 10:25 am
Nicky, you’re a dork.
Thanks Polt!
Heather: I like your first explanation. I always knew the MTA was corrupt!
Ray Ray: It’s the original iPhone.
July 24th, 2008 at 10:48 am
I find it astounding that you do not read the best magazine there is about fine watches. This month’s article about the updating of the classic 1950’s Rolex Milgauss and it’s improved magnetism protection is journalistic reporting at its best.
July 24th, 2008 at 11:03 am
FDot: *gasp!* I was thinking that exact same thing!
Okay, not really.
July 24th, 2008 at 11:29 am
Dave S.: Don’t be so quick. There might be some up and coming band in Columbus whose signature look is sporting the updated 1950’s Rolex Milgauss. Then where will you be without all the knowledge that Watch Time can impart?
July 24th, 2008 at 11:40 am
FDot: Hmm… Maybe this potential band you speak of will create an offshoot of Bauhaus called Milgauss. Kinda of Bauhaus, except with expensive accessorizing and songs lamenting James Dean…
Now, where did that subscription card go that fell out of that guy’s issue…?
July 24th, 2008 at 11:50 am
Love the glasses!!
July 24th, 2008 at 12:50 pm
I’m tempted to start tagging toilet paper everywhere I go with those “Danger” tags.
July 24th, 2008 at 2:06 pm
Jere: Especially if it’s that cheap kind that chafes…
July 24th, 2008 at 2:22 pm
I agree with Polt. You’re a hero! Now you just need some tights and a cape. You already have the glasses to hide your true identity.
July 24th, 2008 at 2:52 pm
Toilet paper? Based on the size of the ceramic tiles, I was assuming it was paper towels….
On first glance, I had thought the warning had something to do with the white cylinders above the dispenser — maybe pipes wrapped in asbestos or something. But now I suspect those cylinders are just more rolls of [paper towel or tp or whatever], and I no longer have a theory about the warning tag.
Funny photo, no doubt.
July 24th, 2008 at 2:56 pm
On the first picture, wouldn’t it make more sense for the warning to be visible from OUTSIDE the car, or better yet to be posted prominently in the stations? “Warning: Don’t stand too close to the edge of the platform as the train approaches the station, or you might get pulled off your feet and be dismembered.”
July 24th, 2008 at 3:03 pm
Wish I had named my hit song Dog Scratch Fever
July 24th, 2008 at 4:06 pm
You are so cute in your glasses, well. so cute in general. But great pics
July 24th, 2008 at 4:55 pm
Ouch, those scratches look painful but you’re a good doggy friend. Glasses are cute and the paper towel thing is weird. How much damage could an out of control paper towel do to a person?
July 24th, 2008 at 6:37 pm
did you steal the cell phone photo posting thing from me???
i don’t mind
July 24th, 2008 at 6:40 pm
Am I the only one who thinks you have VERY sexy legs?
July 24th, 2008 at 8:03 pm
Cute photos. Nice glasses, very handsome.
July 24th, 2008 at 8:33 pm
Fine, yes I am a super hero. My powers and charms are infinite.
Sorry Sam! I didn’t realize I stole your idea!
Lucky Pierre: Probably.
July 24th, 2008 at 9:22 pm
I think you have sexy legs too!
July 24th, 2008 at 10:45 pm
Look! It’s puntabulous on wordle!
http://wordle.net/gallery/wrdl/87426/puntabulous
July 25th, 2008 at 12:50 am
Since we are taking a poll: I also think Craig has sexy legs. However I don’t think this particular photo does them justice. One of my favorite photos of Craig (featuring his legs) is of him standing in front of the rapids in the woods in shorts with a look of rigid determination upon his face. His legs also tend to do a nice job filling out his jeans, which I think is hot.