Most. Amazing. Thing. Ever.

19 Responses to Most. Amazing. Thing. Ever.

1. feyrbrand

   August 16, 2008 at 11:02 am

   Should we look forward to this in the Puntabulous store?
2. Craig

   August 16, 2008 at 11:05 am

   Oh my! That’s a good idea!
3. john

   August 16, 2008 at 11:18 am

   That is awesome! Craig, fame is coming for you…
4. Nicky

   August 16, 2008 at 11:22 am

   Oh no. A curse word!
5. Brian

   August 16, 2008 at 11:26 am

   Frickin’ awesome!
6. Dave S.

   August 16, 2008 at 11:28 am

   Woohoo!!! That’s absolutely incredible. Congrats, Craig!!
7. polt

   August 16, 2008 at 12:08 pm

   Oh many a time I have said, when talking to friends, just how cuntabulous the Puntabulous blog is. I mean, from your first read of Puntabulous, it should be obvious just how cuntabulous it is.

   My only question is, Craiggers, why were you Googling cuntabulous in the first place? Is there something you want to tell us?

   HUGS…
8. polt

   August 16, 2008 at 12:09 pm

   Oh and HEY, I FINALLY got by avatar! Had to fashionably late, dontcha know?

   HUGS…
9. Tam (Meee)

   August 16, 2008 at 2:50 pm

   Wow, learn something new everyday.
10. Nicky

    August 16, 2008 at 3:27 pm

    This also reminds me of how every time someone sees the Puntabulous tab in my bookmark toolbar, they think it says the p, u, t, a word!
11. jason

    August 16, 2008 at 3:43 pm

    This message is telling you something from a higher power. I don’t know what, but it’s telling you SOMETHING.
12. BeRightBack

    August 16, 2008 at 3:44 pm

    So there I was, spending a quiet afternoon blinking out some clever LOLShaggoth captions with Mathilde when it occurred to me that while I had spent the past evening alone, watching Michael Phelps and moistening myself like any other American, I knew not the whereabouts of my faithful undersecretary – how had my little minx whiled away the dark hours?

    So twitched a bit to get her attention and blinked out my inquiry. She giggled her crystalline giggle in response, then divulged that she had begun a little side business a few weeks ago creating erotica from nursery rhymes and children’s stories; “It’s all quite tasteful,” she explained, “especially if you like the taste of ass.” I assured her that I did, and probed for more information.

    “Well, our first one was ‘Mary Mary Quite Cuntrary’”
    “Sounds like hard work.”
    “That’s the goal.”
    “What’s the title?”
    “‘Journey to the Center of the Smurf.’”
    “Sounds dirty.”
    “It does get a little blue.”
    “I don’t recall asking about their balls.”
    “Oh, look who’s saucy now! So you’ll be the one making the puns from here on?”
    “I cunt help it. It’s cuntagious.”
    “You are much too elderly for this game.”
    “What do you mean?”
    “I mean there’s no cunt for old men.”
    “Au cuntraire! Sarkozy has a nice little penis cozy and he’s only a little younger than me.”
    “But all you do is gaze at pictures of that Craig all day! Where’s the beef curtains?”
    “Haven’t you heard? He’s cuntabulous!”

    Slapping me lightly on the head, Mathilde turned back to her typing, and I to my twitching, both of us content in our daydreams of swimmers and Smurfs and talented cuntortionists.

    ”

    “
13. BeRightBack

    August 16, 2008 at 3:59 pm

    The fourth line of our little dialogue should read, “What’s the next title,” obviously. Don’t blame Mathilde; my twtiching can be difficult to decipher, and this week she’s obviously been working herself to the bone.
14. daniel

    August 16, 2008 at 5:46 pm

    oh. em. gee. i love it!!
15. ExAstrisScientia

    August 16, 2008 at 9:51 pm

    Damn that urban dictionary! Don’t they know that Lesbians do not share dildoes!
    Oh, did I miss the point, oh well!
16. Dave S.

    August 17, 2008 at 12:09 am

    BeRightBack: You and Mathilde spend much too much time together…

    (that was awesome, by the way)
17. David

    August 17, 2008 at 1:28 am

    Pretty impressive that you show up as an alternative. You have arrived.
18. mark

    August 17, 2008 at 11:36 am

    Since p and c are on different sides of the keyboard, I’m *bi* curious to know what they where looking for.
19. Himbo

    August 19, 2008 at 11:58 pm

    My fantasy is that Craig uttered to himself, “I’m ready for my closeup, Mr. DeMille”, while tilting his head upward and towards the right.