Puntabulous

Pretty please?

Sorry for all the TV-centric posts this week. But television has kind of consumed my life, so um, get used to it. Air kisses! Anyway, I don’t ask for a lot in life. I’m a pretty simple guy with pretty simple needs. That’s why I don’t think the following request should be met with much resistance from the TV Lords of Kobol. Did anyone watch Survivor last night? Does anyone outside my family still watch? Anyway, if you did, then you will understand my request that Charlie and Marcus make out this season. Or even just cuddle for a bit on a rainy night. Watching (cute!) gay Charlie fall all over straight Marcus is kind of painful to watch, so it would be really helpful if it wasn’t entirely one sided, and Marcus returned Charlie’s affections with a bit of saliva. And just to clarify, this isn’t about me being able to watch two good looking guys make out on television. This is all for Charlie’s sake. I’m very unselfish like that.

TELEVISION | Craig | September 26, 2008 8:00 am

42 Comments

By Dave S., September 26, 2008 @ 8:23 am

Damn. When did it start?! I had last night totally free — I could’ve tuned in easily. I skipped the last Survivor entirely and I regretted it. It’s still a fun show, in my humble opinion.
By Dave S., September 26, 2008 @ 8:33 am

And something tells me Nicky’s writing a page of erotic fiction even as we speak that he’ll be emailing to you tonight…
By Tam, September 26, 2008 @ 8:43 am

Mojo that Marcus finds his inner gayness and gets it on with Charlie. I live to make you happy Craig and mojo is a powerful force. I’ve never seen Survivor, however once on a camping trip my daughter and I did this weird Survivor type thing in the forest at night with a bunch of other campers. Does that count?

Oh and I want to read Nicky’s story if he send you one (hit the forward button). Better be longer than a page too.
By john, September 26, 2008 @ 8:45 am

I’ve never seen a season of Survivor and I have absolutely no power to make unattracted people kiss. If I could, life would be far more interesting. Kind of like those commercials when the guy is on the bus and he orders two guys to fight and the woman to shake her junk.

Sorry Craig.
By geoff, September 26, 2008 @ 9:24 am

I feel bad for Charlie – he is going to follow Marcus around like a little puppy dog for the next couple of weeks (that is until the merge and he meets Dan). hmmmm – a Charlie, Marcus and Dan 3-way!!! Now that would be great television
By Nicky, September 26, 2008 @ 10:31 am

Haha. I don’t write erotic fiction! My non-erotic fiction is bad enough (you should have seen my private workshop with my creative writing prof yesterday…. NO! Not for the eroticism! Just the criticism).

And gosh. I already sent Craig my n00dz. Isn’t that enough?
By Dave S., September 26, 2008 @ 10:52 am

Hmm…Polt’s normal purplish tones are suddenly turning green…
By Christian J, September 26, 2008 @ 11:45 am

I thought Marcus’ reaction to Charlie’s obvious lusting for him was kinda funny, in it’s own innocent sorta way.

*manly grunt* “Yeah. I think Charlie clearly wants to jump my bones and who can blame him? *big smirk* I do look good all half nakie and dirty on the island?” *pats Charlie on the head as he walks by, tongue on the sand*

Well, that’s how I read his expressions anyway.
I’m just glad to see Marcus has such a laid back, non-threatened reaction to Charlie’s drooling. Charlie is cute enough to maybe get some cuddle action during one of those crazy ass Survivor storms that’s sure to come, at the very least!
By Michelle M., September 26, 2008 @ 12:35 pm

Yay! I’m not the only one still watching Survivor. Charlie and Mark’s like, friendship is like, great – I’m like, rooting for them. Next episode, I’m going to count all the “likes” they utter.

Michelle was a bitter pill. Good riddance. Like the old physics dude, too.
By Craig, September 26, 2008 @ 1:20 pm

Yeah, I love that Marcus was so laid back and non-threatened about it also.

Also, I picked Charlie as my MVP for my Fantasy Survivor pool. Those gays sure are sneaky! I think he’ll get far. Oh, yes, I’m in a Fantasy Survivor pool.
By Dave S., September 26, 2008 @ 1:26 pm

I did fantasy Survivor for several seasons. It was a blast! You guys have got me all psyched up about this season now. So how many episodes are we into it? Please say it just started…
By Nicky, September 26, 2008 @ 1:29 pm

Dave S. – Thanks so much for mentioning my tale of erotic fiction-it inspired a blog entry for me! Yay!

And as for Survivor, I watched one season early on but then I’m pretty sure it was scheduled at the same time as another show I watch so I had to stop watching.
And this season, doesn’t it come on at the same time as one of my favorite shows, Ugly Betty?!
By brad, September 26, 2008 @ 2:31 pm

i watch it religously. haven’t missed a season yet. i agree whole-hardonedly with you about marcus and charlie.
By Craig, September 26, 2008 @ 2:33 pm

“whole-hardonedly” = brilliant!
By Andy McEntee, September 26, 2008 @ 3:08 pm

I watched it for the first time last night since the first season. If I knew that the people didn’t look like Richard Hatch anymore, I would have been tuning in a lot more.
By the way, the cuddling is totally going to happen.
By Craig, September 26, 2008 @ 3:22 pm

Oh Andy, it’s almost like we watched Survivor together! Swoon!
By Craig, September 26, 2008 @ 4:11 pm

Looking at the url of this post and noticing that it had a 2 at the end, I realized I must have already written a post titled “Pretty Please”. I looked it up and found this post:

http://puntabulous.com/2007/09/21/pretty-please/

Did anyone ever buy me that shirt, you ask? Nope.
By Tam, September 26, 2008 @ 4:31 pm

I remember that shirt Craig. Christmas is coming and patience is a virtue.

Since we are putting in shirt orders, I want this one. http://www.zazzle.com/batman1_shirt-235783238637188956 Or this one http://www.zazzle.com/lostshoe_shirt-235571652047084807, or both.
By Craig, September 26, 2008 @ 4:34 pm

Cute shirts. But I’ve never seen Supernatural
By Tam, September 26, 2008 @ 4:42 pm

You poor poor baby. Sigh. 9:00 tonight, second episode this season. Squeeee. (that’s the girly sound for delight) followed by Torchwood. Squeeee again. Okay, so my Friday night’s suck, but seems my daughter has a better social life than I do so won’t be home to hassle me about watching my “freak shows”. She’s so snarky, no idea where she get’s that.
By Polt, September 26, 2008 @ 6:14 pm

I watched one season of Survivor, it was more than enough.

I was flipping through the channels and saw a not too bad Asian guy in a group with what appeared to be a pretty hot black guy. But then I moved on.

Sorry it took me so long to comment. The filter at work let me view the post, but it wouldn’t let me view the comments due to “Porn”. WTF?? I HATE my filter at work….

HUGS…
By Mark, September 26, 2008 @ 6:20 pm

I only watched one partial season of Survivor, and that was only because this old chick who lived down the road from me was on it. It was the season in Australia and she was voted off first, after that I had no interest. I think her nickname was Mad Dog. I still hear the digery doo playing in the distance some nights.
By Nicky, September 26, 2008 @ 6:54 pm

Well Polt, the earlier comments were slightly pornographic…

And Craig, what if everyone buys you that shirt now so you have like 30?! You have to assign specific people with specific presents.
By Michelle M., September 26, 2008 @ 7:09 pm

Nicky is correct – and the holiday season is approaching, too (so what else do you want?).

My husband and I wanted to get these t-shirts, but they sold out:
http://shirt.woot.com/Friends.aspx?k=4704
By Polt, September 26, 2008 @ 7:26 pm

I know what I’m getting Craiggers, I’ve already ordered it. And I’m not telling, so nyah!

HUGS…
By Mark, September 26, 2008 @ 7:44 pm

Craig, I don’t think I knew you then, otherwise I would have gotten you the shirt. I just can’t resist a cute “please”.

And I thought I recalled a post in which you said you didn’t like cuddling. Were you just in a bad mood?
By Mark, September 26, 2008 @ 7:47 pm

http://puntabulous.com/2008/03/27/things-i-currently-love/
By Bernd, September 26, 2008 @ 7:51 pm

I haven’t watched S in a couple of seasons. Once the hot guys look as if they could star in a remake of Deliverance, I lose interest. The funnest part of it while I was watching was the blog of former participants that CBS set up. Getting those ‘expert’ opinions was often more interesting than the actual episode.

Craig, you wear medium??? Do you go for the exposed-midriff look? Secret Britney fan? Wear your pants up under the armpits?
By BOSSY, September 26, 2008 @ 8:14 pm

This post *practically* makes me want to tune into Survivor again after a few years without. *Practically*.
By Travis, September 27, 2008 @ 3:23 am

Dear Mr. Craig…

You forgot to point out that Marcus was totally flashing his man-parts.

Oh yeah. Talk about quality network programing

http://www.ohlalamag.com/en/2008/09/charlie-really-wants-to-see-the-elephant–.html#more
By Nicky, September 27, 2008 @ 8:21 am

Omgz Travis… a p33n on Survivor?! They didn’t show those back when I used to watch!
By Mark, September 27, 2008 @ 11:53 am

Tam: Cool tat, is it yours? I would totally love a china pattern like that. Seriously, it’s really cool, Love It!
By Derek, September 27, 2008 @ 12:05 pm

I stopped watching seasons ago, but I picked it up this season. I will root for Charlie, the poor guy. Although that lisp is threatening to drive me crazy. They gave themselves a good lineup this season: Charlie, Dan, and Marcus.
By Tam, September 27, 2008 @ 12:33 pm

Mark: Yes, its mine. A china pattern huh? LOL Thanks.
By Mark, September 27, 2008 @ 2:03 pm

Tam: I’m gay; what can i say
By Tam, September 27, 2008 @ 2:46 pm

Mark: Well, it would be kind of cool I guess, but would sort of feel like someone eating off my back, which I suppose in the right circumstances could be rather hot.
By Tam, September 27, 2008 @ 5:05 pm

Huh, my avatar changed. Wonder how that happened.
By Tam, September 27, 2008 @ 5:34 pm

Okay, I’m confused, the damn thing is back to what it was. Twilight zone.
By Phil, September 28, 2008 @ 12:45 am

Um. I know it’s probably not very polite to post a link to another blog on here, but for some reason, I’ll think you’ll appreciate it.

http://www.omgblog.com/2008/09/omg_survivor_penis_flash_marcu.php#more
By No!, September 29, 2008 @ 12:36 am

This must be the episode of Survivor with the infamous penis flash that CBS neglected to censor! Obviously you missed it….
By Ryan R., September 29, 2008 @ 4:07 am

I just watched my first episode of Survivor, all because of Craig (and recently coming out of a fallout shelter or something). I agree that Charlie is adorable, and his puppy dog crush on Marcus is even sweeter because of how cool Marcus is with it.

I then rewatched the boulder challenge in response to the above posts. He covered himself while they stopped for the first set of keys. I wonder if he noticed himself or if Charlie had to point it out for him.
By Craig, September 29, 2008 @ 5:14 am

I can’t believe I missed the penis flash. That is hysterical!