That white film across my hot chocolate? The marshmallows. Seriously, what’s the point? Oh, and that spoon? It’s an environmentally friendly starch spoon that’s really gross to eat off of. Stoopid Environment. Blerg.
That white film across my hot chocolate? The marshmallows. Seriously, what’s the point? Oh, and that spoon? It’s an environmentally friendly starch spoon that’s really gross to eat off of. Stoopid Environment. Blerg.
Michelle M. – and I LOVE potato salad and macaroni salad, but ONLY from home. I find potato/macaroni salads in restaurants/other homes to be inferior compared to the deliciousness I find at home.
Craig – Thanks! And make sure you get a lot of shots of Dave’s abs (no offense Tam)
Holy shit, the kink factor is ramped up in here today. No offence taken Nicky, seriously. LOL
I don’t like broccoli. I only eat it because its good for you.
Tam: Are you equating me to broccoli? I think I should be offended…
I’ve found that the best way to jazz up your hot chocolate and not care about the starch spoon taste is to add a shot of peppermint schnapps.
Chocolate is a gift from the heavens. To pollute it with other ingredients is heresy. Craig needs to be burned for this crime. We can use the fire to eat the marshmellows we didn’t put in the hot chocolate. Everybody wins!
Dave: I am soooo not going there. Its only going to encourage them further.
(as if they need any encouragement)
On second thought, it wasn’t Craig, it was the people at the Coffee Shop or whatever. Which is good, I kinda liked Craig and I prefer to burn total strangers at the stake.
And ew. Broccoli has high sulfur content. Out of respect for mankind I avoid it.
So, let me get this straight….we’re gonna have Craiggers blogging live about a Tam and Dave S. hookup wherein they eat mashed potates and gravy with starch spoons and drink hot chocolate with snapps stirred with Q-tips whilst it snows outside….
Is that right?????
Frankly, I don’t care if it’s right or not, just so long as we get photos of Dave S.’s abs. Seriously……
HUGS…
polt: will they or won’t they be wearing their jammies?
I told you, I don’t drink hot chocolate okay? Ain’t gonna happen.
Tam: 1 hot chocolate and schnapps – hold the hot chocolate – coming up.
Much better Michelle, now someone is listening to me.
Oh and it seems that I’m not really an integral part of this whole live blogging scenario so you just go ahead and set it up with Dave, Craig and I’ll be happy to sit back and watch with everyone else.
This could be “really” interesting.
So it’s me and Tam, drinking schnapps while Dave S. smears mashed potatoes all over his naked body?
Hey! Equal pay for equal time! I’m all for Dave S. flashing his abs, but let’s not hide Tam now.
FDot: You are made of awesome!
Tam: I think many of Craig’s readers just want to spend a snowy day eating mashed potatoes (and gravy) off of Dave S.’s abs (without the starch spoon). Since you have the wrong parts, you’d probably just be in the way : ).
Oh and Nicky, thanks to this,
“OH! And the new Britney single “Womanizer†is out now!! GO LISTEN EVERYONE!!”
that song (and little else) has been in my head for 6 damn days now.
You’re right Michelle. Sigh. But hey, I like to watch as much as the next straight girl (or gay guy apparently) so bring it on.
Time to go home. buh-bye.
Long, long day at work and I finally check in and think, “Hey, I have something to say, since it’s not just about which TV programs to add to my watch-someday list! My contribution can be that if you put hot chocolate powder IN your coffee, it’s fabulous. With or without marshmallows.”
But then the next thing I know the marshmallows are all over DaveS and Tam, along with various other food items, and suddenly no one seemed to care about the hot chocolate anymore. Poor hot chocolate.
[Hmmm. No hot chocolate here. But TwoPi is making hot biscuits, and those are just as good.]
Love hot biscuits with butter and jelly! Mmmmmm
Definitely gonna have to try a packet of hot chocolate in my coffee tomorrow.
Michelle M. – YAY! I’m so proud. Boy don’t try to front I-I know just-just what you a-a-are!
Everyone – I’m confused! So what exactly is going on? Tam pulled out (lol) of her Dave sexcapades so now Dave is just gonna link to a pic of his abs we haven’t seen?!
OK, Dave S., as long as they’re garlic mashed.
You really have 74 comments for this post. Really? Your readers are insane.
Sheesh… this was a microcosm of my love life. Potential sex. Potential sex with a girl. Potential sex with a drunk girl. Potential broadcast sex with a drunk girl. Potential broadcast sex without a girl. Potential just photographed sex with myself. Likely sex with just myself.
And mashed potatoes.
…sigh…
Aww. Don’t feel bad Dave. S. I think you can still do the “just photographed sex with yourself” and share it with the message boards though.
Or just photographed abs.
If I do, then they might end up on Polt’s site…
Ξ_Heather: I’m currently drinking a cup of coffee with hot chocolate powder mixed in. And it is wonderful.
Dave S. – Good point. You’re totally gonna end up in a shirtless du jour post.
Craig: It’s awesome on a cold winter night, curled up watching Lost. Yum.
Nicky: It scares me that I know what you’re talking about…
AH, Nicky, you gave a shoutout to Shirtlessness du jour!!! LOVE it!!!
And Dave S., you neednt worry about a photo of you appearing on the Palace…I have a stock of….private photos, just waiting for a contribution from you!
(fingers together like Mr. Burns) exxxxxxxcellent……
HUGS…