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Are you guys ready for the final installment of the Captain Flaccid Saga? A lot of blood, sweat, and tears (minus the blood and sweat) went into this, so I hope you all like it!
Previously: Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6 and Part 7.
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October 6th, 2008 at 6:20 am
Wow! That was kind of amazing. Very funny, great job! I think this may have been the most “adult” of the Captain Flaccid saga. I liked the happy ending. I shall look forward to more Super Viagra in the future.
October 6th, 2008 at 6:48 am
Oh! I was halfway through thinking up a comment before I got the Bea Arthur photo joke.
Aw, don’t diss Bea, we love her!
But awesome job on the post.
October 6th, 2008 at 7:16 am
Holy crap, that was awesome!! The animations were perfect — especially the helicopter flying away from the building and SV and VG twirling away together!
And it was funny as hell. “Cock Slap!” Ha! Awesome. And Bea Arthur — brilliant!
You put a hell of a lot of time into this episode and it was worth every effort. Kudos!!!
October 6th, 2008 at 7:19 am
And Captian Flaccid was hilariously perfect. Funny funny character design!
You, sir, are a genius.
October 6th, 2008 at 7:31 am
Fan F-ing tastic! does anyone have a connection at Comedy Central? This comic deserves to earn Craig a real paycheck!!! I wonder how many times I will read this today?
October 6th, 2008 at 7:31 am
Yeah! Another cartoon! I thought the animations on this one were brilliant.
(I don’t get the Bea Arthur joke. What’s not to love about Bea?)
Is Super Viagra going to have to reconcile is love of VG with his love of her alter-ego? Another story line? [This isn’t THE end, right? Because that would be the cruelist Monday ever.]
October 6th, 2008 at 7:38 am
Glad you guys likes it! I spent all day on this yesterday, my right index finger hurts from using the scroll thingy on my mouse so much.
David: Sorry for the Bea Arthur joke, but she’s an easy target. I love her though!
Ξ_Heather: The naked picture of Bea Arthur was “the message” that made everything flaccid. It was my brother’s idea and it was pretty genius if I do say so.
There’s plenty more Super Viagra and Vagina Girl to come!
October 6th, 2008 at 7:39 am
Amazing stuff Craig. Bea Arthur was classic. I thought the annimations were great too, you’ve outdone yourself yet again. Bravo! Gotta love a happy ending.
October 6th, 2008 at 8:40 am
Censored amazing animations, Craig. Totally Cinematic. Good thing Captain Flaccid didn’t use a nude pic of John McCain or Dick Cheney, the world would never recover.
October 6th, 2008 at 8:41 am
PS. Viva Viagra, I can almost hear Elvis
October 6th, 2008 at 9:02 am
I can add nothing to what’s already been written above. This truly was awesome. The animations, the character designs, even the way she got the helicopter to go through the flaccid-beam….that’s like right out of a comic book.
Simply amazing, Craiggers!
HUGS…
October 6th, 2008 at 9:59 am
AWESOME! What a great ending to this story line. I love the animations, they were particularly good this time. Super Viagra humping the machine made me laugh! My favorite part was the helicopter chasing Vagina Girl, well done my friend, well done.
Is it wrong that I clapped my hands after reading “If you’re sexy and you know it”? Oh and thank you for goofing on those commercials, I can’t stand them. Ruined one of my all time favorite Elvis songs.
October 6th, 2008 at 10:29 am
Ah hail the great comic master Craig! That was an awesome finale. Laugh out loud hilarious and sweet at the same time.
October 6th, 2008 at 10:36 am
What?! They’re together already?!
I hope the next installment begins with their break-up!
We need more prolonged drama out of them.
I love the Halle Berry part and how Vagina Girl thought to put the helicopter in the flaccid beam. Smart.
The Flaccettes are still my favorite and I hope they are around next time too.
So are you thinking of new villains?! I always thought you’d have an STD-inspired villain.
October 6th, 2008 at 10:38 am
Oh yeah, and I totally thought you were gonna end it on the repeated slide of Viagra Girl standing atop the rubble.
That would be so Lost of you to leave us with a cliffhanger.
Then again… I hope you wouldn’t go Lost on us, aka suck after the first installment…
October 6th, 2008 at 10:45 am
I’m really happy with the way the animated GIFs came out also.
And the “If you’re sexy…” quote comes from the 112 song “Dance with Me”. Not the crappy itunes version, but the original that is available on less conventional download sites. You should all get it immediately!
Oh Nicky, don’t worry. There is still loads of drama to be had. Jamie and Valerie aren’t officially broken up, and they still don’t know about their secret identities, so you have plenty of my shenanigans to look forward to.
How about a whole gang of STD inspired villains called the “Sinister Team of Destruction”?
October 6th, 2008 at 11:17 am
Sinister Team of Destruction. Awesome.
Hmmm….Maybe an all-female villian group: The Region of Womb.
Or the evil conundrum of…Aunt Flow.
October 6th, 2008 at 11:22 am
Awesome Craig, although I am glad that I read this before going to work.
October 6th, 2008 at 11:24 am
Dave S. - I too thought of Aunt Flow from Red Bank (a town near me in New Jersey) visiting Vagina Girl in one strip and being cranky and moody… haha. I think that needs to be incorporated.
Speaking of STD…
The English honor society at my school is called “STD” which stands for “Sigma Tau Delta,” but everyone just says “STD.” We poke fun at it ourselves, as our t-shirts say “STD. So hot it burns.”
October 6th, 2008 at 12:26 pm
Somehow I get the feeling I should be defending the sisterhood. Just not sure how to go about that. I guess I could kick your collective male asses and steal your chocolate for insinuating that I’m moody. That would work I suppose.
October 6th, 2008 at 1:13 pm
That was awesome! Great job.
October 6th, 2008 at 1:16 pm
Poor me, turned on by the couple having sex.
“Time to die.” — very post-modern referential.
And look, no Alaska!
October 6th, 2008 at 1:36 pm
Great job! Thanks for that Craig! Although Captian Flaccid was every bit as disturbing as I thought he would be. And thanks for explaining the Bea Arthur thing, ’cause I didn’t get it either.
October 6th, 2008 at 1:51 pm
OUTSTANDING! BRAVO! What a wonderful and hilarious climax to the storyline! Well done!
October 6th, 2008 at 2:20 pm
Love the disco ball - and Vagina Girl’s dance. It could be the new Superman or Cabbage Patch.
Captain Flaccid: Come, come… tee hee.
Craig, you continue to razzle dazzle. I would praise you more, but it’s hard to type when I’m clapping my hands.
October 6th, 2008 at 2:37 pm
Because I’m sexy.
October 6th, 2008 at 2:42 pm
And you (we all) know it.
October 6th, 2008 at 3:11 pm
Craig, I think you should change your avatar to Captain Flaccid.
October 6th, 2008 at 3:19 pm
Are you trying to tell me something?
October 6th, 2008 at 4:27 pm
oops…. did you not want the message boards to know?
Sorry.
October 6th, 2008 at 4:41 pm
hehehe, I just re-read it again, and I forgot to mention her dancing. I lurve it! Sad thing is, she dances better than I do.
Hey, Michelle M., I got something I wanna ask you, but not really here. Can you send me an email at poltguy@yahoo.com? I’d appreaciate it.
“razzle dazzle this, mother fucker” BWAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!
HUGS…
October 6th, 2008 at 6:12 pm
Tam: Wouldn’t kicking our asses and stealing our chocolate kind fit in to what you think we are saying?
Michelle M.: Thank you for clapping as well, I was beginning to feel alone.
October 6th, 2008 at 6:33 pm
Tam: Don’t forget to take names. And share your chocolate.
john: Ah, but have you given yourself a standing O?
Polt: CYE
Craig: I can’t believe you got more responses from the hot chocolate and spoon than from this amazing post. What’s up with that??
October 6th, 2008 at 6:49 pm
Michelle, we are not deserving of Craig’s brilliance and wit and respond much better to just-good-enough-keep-the-masses-entertained posts.
Today there was hardly any discussion, as we all knelt down and bowed to the strip’s and it’s creator’s genius, hoping we catch some spritzes from the fountain of adoration just by being associated with HIM.
October 6th, 2008 at 7:07 pm
Bernd: That must explain it.
October 6th, 2008 at 7:18 pm
Michelle M.: Standing O, laying O, seated O, kneeling O; pretty much any O you can give. I was busy in my teens.
As for clapping, I only did the two beat clap while seated.
October 6th, 2008 at 7:23 pm
Now *that’s* entertainment. Craig, you spoil us all.
October 6th, 2008 at 7:35 pm
Ya know, you’d think having his HQ in an ‘Abandoned Warehouse’ might have been a dead giveaway a villian lair was there. Doesn’t Captain Flaccid realize that? Oh, I suppose making it into a “HO” house is what threw the cops off the trail. Yeah, that could be it.
HUGS…
October 6th, 2008 at 7:59 pm
Michelle M: I always share my chocolate with the girls.
And John’s wife seems to be falling down on his training because the appropriate response to a female rant from a woman craving chocolate is “yes dear, let me run and get you some.” (humph)
October 6th, 2008 at 8:07 pm
Tam: She usually craves salty/crunchy/chip snacks rather than chocolate.
October 6th, 2008 at 8:21 pm
John: Ah well, there you go. Your grievous error is explained. I’ll let it go this time.
October 6th, 2008 at 8:21 pm
If there’s one thing I’ve learned, it’s that the comment totals rarely correlate with the time amount spent on the post.
2 minutes on the hot chocolate post = 82 comments
13.5 hours on this Super Viagra post = 40 thus far
But I like Bernd’s explanation
October 6th, 2008 at 8:22 pm
I love how this final installment hits all the major tropes of an action film. The big deaths, the snazzy one liners before delivering the final blow, the thought that the hero is dead before he rises up.
I trust this is the image that Captain Flaccid used?
October 6th, 2008 at 8:23 pm
you know….dang it….why do all my comments post before I finished with them?
http://pine-magazine.com/content.php?id=337
October 6th, 2008 at 8:24 pm
ACK! MY EYES! MY EYES!
October 6th, 2008 at 8:29 pm
Definitely Bernd’s explanation Craig. We don’t want to sully such a work of art with our usual childish ramblings and carrying-on.