In case you were wondering…

This is what our presidential candidates look like in MSPaint:

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31 Responses to In case you were wondering…

  1. Tam

    They look so much more adorable in Paint. And trustworthy. Great job.

  2. Hayden

    good job on Biden.
    Can you give Obama his monster ears?
    One of McCain’s arms needs to be shorter.
    You gave Palin cankles….
    Well done on all of them…any chance for a shirt to come out of this?

  3. Michelle

    Great job! I agree that you make them look more adorable than they are – especially McCain. After that debate last night (and the one before) I would have made him a little more hunched over and angrier. Did you see him shuffle all over the stage last night? I kept yelling at the TV – “Pick up your damn feet!”

  4. Considering that McCain is a good 5-6 inches shorter than Obama, your renderings are far more generous than reality.

  5. I don’t think Obama’s tall enough. Nor are his ears anywhere large enough. But for someone who’s not paying attention to the election and pissed off about it, these are pretty darn good representations.

    Oh, and you forgot the field-dressed moose next to Palin.

    HUGS….

  6. Woah, woah, woah…not paying attention to the election? I watched both conventions in their entirety and every single debate so far? Are people still confusing my annoyance with politics as indifference? Because I thought I cleared that up already. And besides, who ISN’T annoyed with politics? I regret ever doing that stupid post.

    And everyone is the same height in Puntabuland. Except Palin who I made shorter because she’s a woman. And McCain is a few pixels shorter because I took away some of his neck. Oh, and everyone has cankles, you just don’t see them because they’re always wearing pants.

  7. You nailed Palin. (Uh… so to speak.)

    You’ve changed how I look at cartooning. I never noticed before the resemblence between Super Viagra and Dick (heh) Cheney.

  8. Tee-hee. Biden looks like Bill Clinton to me… in MS Paint only.

  9. As a holder of a BA in Political Science, and a political junkie since 1980, I’M not annoyed with politics. Annoyance, apathy, who cares, as long as I get to make fun of you for it. :)

    Andhonestly, I really wonder what a Puntabulous moose, field dressed or otherwise, would look like. And it better not look like Bullwinkle! :)

    HUGS…

  10. john

    Is it me or is Palin’s hair reminiscent of Captain Flaccid’s head? The one on his shoulders.

    Craig: They look awesome! I can definitely see how they have been Puntabuloucized (see, you aren’t the only one who can totally make up words) and they make perfect sense.

  11. Maybe Obama, Biden, and Palin are the Mod Squad. McCain is the grumpy supervisor.

  12. John: Puntabupeople (now that’s just ridiculous) certainly have a distinct look these days. Take a look at my very first MSPaint picture from back in the day:

    http://puntabulous.com/2005/08/09/puntabulous-subway-stories-3/

    Horrendous!

  13. Or maybe it’s a more diverse version of Gladys Knight And The Pips?

    HUGS…

  14. Tam

    They were a little wiggly Craig. Not horrendous, but your skills have improved. Considering I can’t do anything in Paint but scribble, you are a genius in my eyes.

  15. john

    Craig: I agree with Tam, not bad, but definitely an improvement. I also like Puntabupeople.

  16. ??? What happened to my comment?!
    The middle “YAY SEXY SARAH” part got deleted?!
    Is there a black on writing “Sexy Sarah” on this blog?! lol

  17. haha! Black! …….
    “Block” I meant.

    I’m just glad that Sarah made it to Puntabulous
    : )

  18. Nicky: Do you think I’m even remotely computer literate enough to pull something like that off? Do you want me to make it so it says that?

  19. Haha. No, it’s not that serious. Thanks for asking though
    : )

    Sexy Sarah actually came up in my Witch class this morning. My professor was saying how Sarah’s church led a witch-hunt in Africa. As a class that examines witch-hunts and their very harmful effects, we were all pretty much encouraged to like Sexy Sarah even less. And it really IS scary when you realize that witch-hunts are still going on, and that a vice presidential nominee belongs to a church that led one…

  20. Nicky, technically, the Wasilla Church didn’t lead a witch-hunt, but one of it’s pastors got his start in Africa by claiming all the recent auto accidents there were cause by a witch in town. basically, he led the town to run her out of town chased, metaphorically, but a mob. And he used that to start his career.

    When Palin was running for governor, he laid hands on her in the Wasilla Church and blessed her and prayed that all sorts of witchcraft would not befall. Which is crazy enough, but the church didn’t really lead the hunt itself.

    God….I’ve actually defended Sarah Palin….I feel so….dirty. I need a shower now.

    HUGS…

  21. Polt: As a reward for defending her, Palin will make sure Levi Johnston is waiting for you in the shower. :-P

  22. Michelle M.

    Oh, they’re all so cute I could spank them!

  23. Woohoo! Sarah’s just as much of a MILF in Puntabuland!

  24. (sorry so late on this post — I was having too much fun with 80s TV…)

  25. Levi will do…until Track gets back from Iraq (hey, that rhymes!) :)

    HUGS…

  26. Look at you getting all political. I’m very excited for you. What’s next? Watching the debates?

  27. Polt: Yeah, I know, I watched the video.
    And him laying his hands on her and saying he wants to protect her against witchcraft isn’t really all that is said.
    While he preaches RIGHT before praying over her, he mentions how religion needs to be brought into just about everything, including schools and the media. Meaning he has no respect for separation of church and state which is pretty serious for a lot of people.
    And he also says (my favorite part of the sermon) that those who follow Buddha or Muhammad are practicing witchcraft and sorcery. That’s crazy! He says other non-Christians are in school “tongue-talking and devil casting.”
    If I was going to be involved in politics, I would NOT get prayed over by a man that just said that. Haha.
    I’m not saying that SHE is a lunatic like Mr. Muthee, but I mean, isn’t it a super bad idea to be associated with this man, and then publicly declare that he is part of the reason for her success (we watched that video too)? Obama was involved in a church scandal and he released a statement that put a lot of people at ease. Palin thanked this man at a convention (my teacher played that too) and never said that she doesn’t agree with him, etc.
    I’m not saying she is a witch-hunter, but that she didn’t handle this scandal well. I guess it shows her inexperience or something.

    But hey, I’m not a Palin basher. I love following her stories about witch hunts and marriage wrecking and listening to her amazing interviews : )

  28. They all look so happy. Nice illustration Craig!

    Nicky: I suspect that your text was blocked due to WordPress’s HTML filter. It thought that you were attempting to inject HTML (due to the angle brackets) into you comment, and thus it stripped it.

  29. OOOOH Chris, that makes sense. Aww man. I can’t use my special heart with an E for Enrico…
    : (