Today you’ll find a glorious post by yours truly over at Avitable. It’s been suggested that I’ve become a bit family friendy as of late (I don’t know why anyone would ever suggest that!) so I took the opportunity away from my blog to loosen up a bit and let my freak flag fly. There’s some not so nice language over there so prepare yourself! And no one tell my Mom!
Oh, I’m unable to access his site at work, so I can’t comment over there just yet. But I want you to focus all your comment pizzazz (of which there is plenty!) at Avitable’s site, and I’ll join in the conversation later today!
*blush* I just read your post.
I love that you used the devil from Futurama!
Thanks! I love Futurama and the robot devil!
Futurama kicks a55! I love the episode where the Devil and Fry switch hands. I also love what they did with Santa and that owls are the rodents of the future.
You could joust with that thing if you had any blood left.
WOW!! This is a side that has never surfaced on Puntabulous! And I must say that I like it! Be sure to surf over to read this post, you will be glad you did!
Dang Craig. I’m looking at you in a whole new bulge– ack I mean light. I’m looking at you in a whole new light.
I will NOT comment there. I will comment HERE! this is literally the only blog I comment on….so i feel safe here. Plus YOU can’t comment back on there so it’s pointless.
That being said. I read it…….I’m driving up to NY as we speak.
John: Agreed. Futurama is awesome. I’m disappointed it’s no longer on Adult Swim. I DVR’d Beast with a Billion Backs and I’m excited to watch it when I get a chance!
Ryan R: It took me a second to figure out wat you meant. But when I did…LOL!
Thanks Hayden!
Zee Brat: My eyes are up HERE Zee Brat
Joemo: See you in a few hours! Good thing you’re so flexible!
I’m unsure about the “new” Craig. I like to consider you an affable eunich who dances into my life daily playing one of those Pan flutes.
~snicker!~ GoKitty said eunich!
Don’t worry GoKitty. This “new” Craig will soon disappear and “normal” Craig will ride back in on his magical flying sitar.
It’s too late now! Now whenever I see your avatar, all I can think of is monster cock! Do you really want your name associated with monster cock?!
Geez craig who knew your sexual prowess could make people uncomfortable.
GoKitty: Is that a trick question?
Joemo: I know, right? Perhaps the world isn’t ready? But was the world ready for the Pyramids? The Great Wall? The printing press? I don’t think so.
Craig: Did you just compare your penis to the Great Wall?
Yes, yes I did.
hm.
Arrgh. It’s killing me that I can’t visit Avitable’s site at work!
Where are we supposed to leave comments?! Here or there?!
You know, above a certain minimum size, I don’t think size really matters. I mean, it does have to fit you know?
I once had a fling with a guy know for his Great Wall. It was supposed to be my first experience, but.. ahm.. it didn’t work out. I mean seriously, what was I thinking?
Nicky: Both!
David from Brazil: Can we always refer to penises as Great Walls please? First experience doing what?
Let’s just say it was painful, and I learned that bigger is NOT always better.
Craig, I mean Great Wall of New York: The Beast With A Billion Backs was pretty good, but not as good (in my opinion) as Bender’s Big Score.
For the record, I’m okay with your avatar. I mean, what else would a super cock need than Super Viagra?
David from Brazil: I happen to know two boys I kept around with back in my, um, frisky days, one we called Pornstar (the story is a tad bit too outrageous to post as a comment) and the other we call the Brown M&M (the M’s mean something, we could make a guessing game out of it.) Trust me, they’re fun to look at and um, toy around with, but not much else beyond that aside from a good story that you still tell years later.
Craig: How scandalous sir, that’s all I’m saying about that post.
Oh yeah, and Craig, make sure you provide a link to that entry on your match.com profile.
After that post, I will never look at a garden hose the same way again.
2 references to garden hoses in two days, you def need to work that one in tomm somehow.
I wish you’d stop sending me photos of your penis in triumph.
Craiggers, I was shocked, SHOCKED, i say to read that post. And when I done laughing at it and wiped my tears away, I commented there.
That post just made me love you more than I already did…and not even because of your….Great Wall….
HUGS…
That was an awesomely amazing post that had me laughing out loud. I love the dirty MS paint pics: americanized gay hentai perhaps?
oh my…
Craig, your magnificent endowment and all this talk of hoses reminds me of this:
http://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2008/05/this-made-me-laugh-til-i-cried.html
Cheez whiz! My comment of awe and wonder won’t go through. Maybe this one will.
So, how do you fit that all in your pants? Do you fold it up? or coil it? I have an image of one of those party favors that uncoils when you blow (oh stop.) it.
Michelle: Funny.
Craig, you should join my favorite boards (other than the Puntabulous boards) over at lpsg.org (friend me!)
Michelle: I got your comment out of the spam folder. That is hilarious!
So I had a moment free at work, where fortunately neither Puntabulous nor Avitable are blocked, and I had an awkward few minutes where I was reading the guest post and laughing and first one of my students stopped by (quick close screen) and then my Chair stopped by (quick close screen).
Very funny post, and Avitable I enjoyed reading your posts as well (although I kept looking over my shoulder!)
good post. filthy.
Great Wall… heh…
Your mom’s a great wall!
… sorry. I couldn’t help myself.
Well how much help would i need to tackle the great wall
[...] Now that I got that filthy bit of cockitude out of my system, I can return to being Craig: the affable eunuch who travels the world on his magical flying sitar, spreading fairy dust, playing his magical flute, and never mentioning the word cock ever again. That is, until the next time I mention the word cock. (Thanks GoKitty!) [...]