Now that I got that filthy bit of cockitude out of my system, I can return to being Craig: the affable eunuch who travels the world on his magical flying sitar, spreading fairy dust, playing his magical flute, and never mentioning the word cock ever again. That is, until the next time I mention the word cock. (Thanks GoKitty!)
LOL! @ John
Oh, and I want to recommend Mad Men as a series. I just love it! season 1 is available on DVD and you can get it on netflix.
On a completely unrelated topic…have I mentioned how EXCITED I AM ABOUT GOING TO BOSTON FOR HALLOWEEN!!!!
Randomness!
GoKitty: So many people love this show. I’m going to have to rent it ASAP. There’s just so much new TV I hardly have time to catch up on stuff I’ve missed!
Joemo: With a layover in New York, right?
jomo: that’s in my neck of the woods, what will you be wearing?
Joemo: Do exciting things happen in Boston on Halloween? Columbus does a huge Halloween bash in the streets of the Short North.
john: Something warm, I would imagine…
I was seriously thinking yesterday’s conversation was the weirdest ever.
Today wins.
haha!
Craig: A layover would never be enough time for me to do what I’m capable of.
John: I have a roman warrior costume. complete with metal mini skirt.
Dave S: Boston does a lot, but Salem does a LOT more seeing as how it’s the witch city. I went to salem last year and it was AWESOME! and quite to the contrary, I’m going to freeze my balls off.
Your skills with drawing on a computer would make you a master at isketch craig, you should check it out: http://www.isketch.net/isketch.shtml it’s an addicting online pictionary game that i’ve been hooked on for months.
Everyone: Tam texted me while I was at the gym (she’s having a *great* time in all her exciting meetings while in Toronto, btw) and she wanted me to extend her continued love and devotion to everyone in her dark void of an absence today at Puntabulous.
We now return you to your regularly scheduled comments…
joemo: Roman soldier is awesome! I haven’t given it any thought whatsoever. Anyone have any ideas? I hate Halloween costumes — here I am a professional designer and I can never come up with an idea for one…
My favorite I have some favorites. In college I painted black around one eye and put a big P on a white t-shirt and went as a black eyed pea. (I was poor and living in a crackhouse on campus) and then last year when we went to Salem, my friend dressed up like a doubledare contestant. By far one of the funniest I’ve seen in a while. People would scream “HEY DOUBLEDARE!” everywhere we went.
joemo: But did he have goo splashed over his head?
HA…. :-X restrains himself from making the obvious joke.
He had a pitcher velcroed to a helmet with a red line drawn near the top. By the end of the night we were all doing “Physical Challenges” by filling it with beer and he would lean towards you and you had to chug as fast as you could. I was 1,2,3 drunk.
Senior year in college I was “Static Cling”. I just pinned some socks to my normal outfit and called it a night. We were going to a party and I didn’t feel like being in an uncomfortable costume all night.
Craig: You’re so cute.
joemo: D’oh! I walked right into that one…
And that costume sounds hilarious!!
A couple years ago I went as Kurt Cobain. I wore a white t-shirt that said “I [heart] Courtney” and looked totally normal from the front. From the back was a different story: I had bloody gore coming out the back of my head and a t-shirt back that was drenched in blood. My now-soon-to-be-ex went as Courtney Love carrying a rifle with “I [heart] Kurt” on the side.
Man, didn’t know then how prophetic that costume would turn out to be a year and a half later…
joe: ON/EN comment was pretty hilarious (and really old by now, but I was in class taking my first test of the year so forgive me)
And it’s EN. Not IN or ON. Or Enrique >:O
As for the C word; I don’t curse at all, but if I started cursing, I think that would be one of the last words I’d start saying
I was Karl Lagerfeld 2 or 3 Halloweens ago.
The gay boys LOVE luv LOVE to dress as:
a) Ancient Roman/Greek soldiers with exposed breastuses (doesnt matter how historically incorrect it is)
b) bare-chested angels with little wings on their back
They just LOVE it.
c) drag
Enrico: Don’t drink, don’t smoke (or curse); What do you do?
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Craig: Do you have a video of you playing you magical flute? I Love music videos!
Mark: I wonder just how many people got that Goody Two Shoes reference?
Enrico: I never used profanity either — then I had kids.
Now they swear more than *I* do…
Had to look up who Karl Lagerfeld was. Still don’t know. Other than he’s a creepy looking fashion designer…
Ah, a return to normalcy. Yesterday was like Sandy smoking a cigarette in tight pants. Or Julie Andrews flashing her boobies in Victor/Victoria.
joemo: It’s ok sweet pea… awww… love it!
I have no problem with profanity. It’s not what you say, it’s how you say it and with what intent. There is, however, the unfortunate side affect of being mistaken for unintelligent.
GoKitty: I guess nobody else gets “subtle innuendos”.
Mark & GoKitty: I got it, and now it’s repeating in my head over and over again. “goody two, goody two, goody goody two shoes”
Speaking of Halloween costumes and Craig’s static cling — I was in the same boat, not wanting to spend time on a costume — went to a 7-Eleven and bought a package of those mini boxes of cereal and stole a bunch of plastic knives from a KFC, pinned the boxes to a t-shirt, stabbed them with the knives and went as a cereal killer.
Huh? Some reference in your comment about me?
Oh, and I do lots of stuff. Like write sad poems, play with Richard Parker, read (Craig’s entries), pray, watch Pushing Daisies, etc. That kind of stuff. Clean stuff … well except for Craig’s guest entries on other blogs of course.
Halloween costumes?! Last year I was Mario and my roommate was Luigi. Any of you cool kids who joined Facebook can check out the pictures over there.
Woohoo! Time to drive my new car home! Woohoo again!
Dave S: Karl Lagerfeld is creative director for Chanel. He’s also worked on YSL, Chloe, Comme des Garcons, etc. If there was one fashion god, it would be Karl. Karl is also really easy to imitate because he dresses so distinctly. He’s probably most famous for when he used to carry that black spanish lace fan everywhere. I just got a benjamin franklin wig and styled it a little and then wore some really dark sunglasses.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/graphics/2004/02/25/hlager25.jpg
Did Julie Andrews flash her boobies in Victor/Victoria? I know she flashed them away from camera but I think it was in SOB that we actually got to see them. I dont remember as i’ve chosen to block out that whole movie.
Let’s not forget about my costume last year:
http://puntabulous.com/2007/10/31/happy-halloween/
Yes, it was S.O.B. GoKitty!
I don’t like where this conversation has turned. I’m not comfortable talking about Julie Andrews tatas. So I’m going to talk about the fact that I get off work in an hour and 40 minutes!
That tattoo you had last year was quite realistic and I do think you suit the ‘biker look’. Plans for this year? Halloween isn’t such a big event here (unfortunately).
Milo: Thanks! No, no plans for Halloween this year. People at work keep asking who in the office I’m going to dress up as, but there’s no one else I can be without it getting too “costumey”. Dressing up as him was great because it was so easy, but you defnitely knew who I was.
I deTEST the blocker at work…first it lets me on early, and then blocks me the rest of the day! I think there was too much cock being bandied about (who knew I’d EVER say something like that????) I missed so much…
Costume ideas? I went as a Jewish grandmother, candle, floor of a movie theater, and underwear drawer before. Loved them all.
HUGS…
My best costume: Mommy Dearest
Eyebrows, headband, face cream, Ajax, doll I “bruised up” and of course a wire hanger. Now I like to dress up with my husband: spider/fly, Orphan Annie/Daddy Warbucks, dog/fire hydrant, pimp (me)/ho(him), Jim and Michelle from American Pie… you get the picture.
I’m back. I could read everything today but couldn’t post on my phone. Not sure why. Y’all actually made me snort out loud in a cab earning me the evil eye from the cabbie in the rear view mirror. Ooops. Anyway, glad to be home.
Welcome back Craig.
This year I am going to be a Pirate. In the past I have been the Phantom of the Opera (more than once), vampire, random green monster, and a ghost. I was going to do the Phantom again, but my friends requested that I try something new. I have three Halloween events to attend, so I may try different costumes.
I’ll dress up as SpongeBob!
I want a picture of that!