Haha omg Craig that is fraking awesome I literally lol-ed. Interesting to note that Po is a top and Dipsy is a bottom, one would think that dipsy was the more dominant one.
Okay, of all the weird coincidences. My daughter and I were just discussing Teletubbies last night at dinner (why is the question) and she was telling me that Po was hot for Dipsy because he was always touching him. I told her perhaps it was more than a crush and they were in a relationship. So the odds of you posting Teletubbie porn the next day is freaky indeed.
You think Dipsy (yellow) can do interesting stuff with that thing on his head? Arrggghh. Crap, now I have some extreme Teletubbie porn running through my head.
Dave S.: I couldn’t find the original article, but I found the link below. One of the writers on the D&D cartoon, and other cartoons, spun Scientology principles into some of the scripts he wrote for the shows.
A friend of mine used to have the purple Teletubby and a Tickle Me Elmo doll and he’d put them together doggie-style and set Elmo off on one of his spasms where the doll would gyrate and cry out “Ooooh that tickles.” Good times.
John: Riiight. Scientology explains Miss Piggy and tuffets. Got it. No wonder I’ve never understood her. Sigh. Also never seen the D&D cartoon (nor played the game).
Amy: The religious groups didn’t care for Teletubbies. I believe they outed Tinky Winky pretty fast. Afterall, any giant purple guy carrying a red purse HAS to be gay right?
My problem isn’t with Scientology per se, I’m just not a fan of hidden agendas. I think it is equally ridonkulous that the religious types got all freaked out over the Teletubbies.
Big deal, he held a red purse and the triangle on his head is upside-down and he is purple. Personally, I would have gone with a yellow purse to make it pop more.
I am always amazed at a child’s ability to be mesmerized by these creepy things. The only person that eclipses Teletubbies in terms of eerieness and disturbability is Slim Goodbody.
I think Scientology is just a front for the one true religion: The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Until, of course, the Culcari Overlords (may their pets find us acceptable chew toys) come to take over.
Milo: Yes, I believe one of them is me. Dipsy perhaps? That’s a mightly long “spear” on top of his head. They just forgot to have him licking his lips in anticipation.
Tam, vacay was heaven, I could have done this for a while longer. Cruise went from LA to Mexico’s west-coast. Had my first cocktail in more than 6 months and woke up the next morning with a headache, I think I’ll stick to my no-alcohol ways.
I don’t think that gay cruises are good for society in general, though. If gay men had had sanctuaries like that all through history, humans would probably still dress in animal hides and consider watching a thunderstorm prime entertainment.
Enrico: Snow? Say it isn’t true. We are supposed to get 6-8 inches tonight and wind and … arrrrggghhhhhhhhh! Keep it down there kay?
Bernd: Glad you had fun. You just have to build up your resistance to the cocktails. Start with one a day and before long you’ll be tossing them back like kool-aid – no more headaches. Not that I have experience or anything in that department.
Bernd: One of my favorites is Allison Janey’s character, in reference to amber wanting to quit the pageant after her mother is injured in a terrible trailer explosion:
“Amber! the woman held onto your tap shoes while flying through the air like a god damn lawn dart!”
All said in that beautiful mount rose Minnesota accent.
LMAO! Seeing Dipsy gyrating and riding it is too funny! I hate to admit that, from time to time, I have actually watched teletubbies when I came across them on the TV.
Yes, yes, yes, once more that damn blocker at work kept me from Puntabulous all day. I can get onto my site, with sometimes barely clothed men, but a video of the Teletubbies is blocked. (which, now that i think about it, isn’t such a bad idea)…
joemo: LOVE Drop Dead Gorgeous, AND that quote. Also, Allison Janney says at one point, “What, are we on Cops again?” And the one cameraguy says something like, “Beauty queens, spewing all over the place…truly horrific.” (okay I REALLY paraphrased that one, but it’s funny as hell). And the one girl saying that she’s changed her talent thing cause her brothers in theater, and they only need one Liza in the family…snicker, snicker…
And by the way, NO, I would NEVER have a red purse….unless I had red pumps, or course.
Tam: I hope you’re sending me something too! You know, in my daily routine, I forgot to put in a pic of me making a sad face next to my empty mailbox. I never get mail!
Well, its a freaking blizzard (slight understatement) here but its snowy and cold and I have to wait 20 min. for a stupid horse to cool off before we can leave lessons and I’m destroying the ozone running my car so I don’t freeze to death and hoping the snow will melt off the car so I don’t have to go outside in the muck and sweep it off. Sigh. I’ll send you a big box full too Enrico.
Dave: It may even be creepier that I watched a couple of these episodes on my own when I was well above the age group. I remember them eating Tubby Toast with the faces on them and there was that creepy laughing baby sun. It was immensely surreal.
Oooohhhh, good one Michelle. LOL You caught me whining. And I think you’re right, John shouldn’t watch that video. Scary. (Which because we both said don’t means that he will. LOL)
Didn’t they eat pudding too? Ack. Now I’m imagining Teletubbies doing really perverse things with pudding. I think I should just stop remembering now.
Tam: I never claimed sanity. As far as I’m concerned over 40 degrees is hot. Besides a little snow never hurt anyone. A lot of snow, well, ok there was the Donner Party, but a little snow is nice.
Drop Dead Gorgeous was hysterical.
Michelle M.: Awesome with the comeback! But, oh man, no love for the bunnies…And of course your and Tam’s warnings made me want to watch it more.
Haha omg Craig that is fraking awesome I literally lol-ed. Interesting to note that Po is a top and Dipsy is a bottom, one would think that dipsy was the more dominant one.
digkv: The fact that you know their names is frightening in and of itself…
I always thought that was a creepy and disturbing show. Perfect post, Craig, on this Halloween week!
Okay, of all the weird coincidences. My daughter and I were just discussing Teletubbies last night at dinner (why is the question) and she was telling me that Po was hot for Dipsy because he was always touching him. I told her perhaps it was more than a crush and they were in a relationship. So the odds of you posting Teletubbie porn the next day is freaky indeed.
You think Dipsy (yellow) can do interesting stuff with that thing on his head? Arrggghh. Crap, now I have some extreme Teletubbie porn running through my head.
Oh, my mistake. Dipsy is green. In my efforts to confirm that, I found this.
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y9/ipol28/Tammy/teletubbies.jpg
Tam: Oh, my eyes!!! Aaaahhh!!! It burns!!!
My kids were too old to be into Teletubbies, so I never had to suffer through watching them.
And I thank God in my prayers every day.
Um, wow. First Scientology bullshit in my D&D cartoon and now this.
Oh my! It’s too early in the day for that kind of stuff. Too funny.
john: Um…what?
I used to think my kids were too old for Teletubbies, but after watching this I can see that actually they’re too young.
Ha! Heather, that was awesome.
Dave S.: I couldn’t find the original article, but I found the link below. One of the writers on the D&D cartoon, and other cartoons, spun Scientology principles into some of the scripts he wrote for the shows.
http://www.geocities.com/TimesSquare/Realm/4173/scott.html
Reminds me of my weekend…
A friend of mine used to have the purple Teletubby and a Tickle Me Elmo doll and he’d put them together doggie-style and set Elmo off on one of his spasms where the doll would gyrate and cry out “Ooooh that tickles.” Good times.
Sounds like fun times David.
John: Riiight. Scientology explains Miss Piggy and tuffets. Got it. No wonder I’ve never understood her. Sigh. Also never seen the D&D cartoon (nor played the game).
Oh no WAY! Friggin hilarious!
(How is it that parents the world over were outraged by Harry Potter but no one seems to mind the Tubbies much. I think that’s just very odd.)
john: What, you don’t like Scientology? I mean, c’mon — look at what it’s done for Tom…
Amy: The religious groups didn’t care for Teletubbies. I believe they outed Tinky Winky pretty fast. Afterall, any giant purple guy carrying a red purse HAS to be gay right?
Tam: Please. Polt would never be caught dead carrying a red purse.
Dave: Almost made me spit coffee there. LOL
I have a whole box full of those blower noise maker things at home…..suddenly I have an idea!
My problem isn’t with Scientology per se, I’m just not a fan of hidden agendas. I think it is equally ridonkulous that the religious types got all freaked out over the Teletubbies.
Big deal, he held a red purse and the triangle on his head is upside-down and he is purple. Personally, I would have gone with a yellow purse to make it pop more.
But not everyone has your inate sense of style John.
Tam: This is true.
By the way, I hope you know that I had my tongue firmly inserted in my (own) cheek when I made my first comment.
I am always amazed at a child’s ability to be mesmerized by these creepy things. The only person that eclipses Teletubbies in terms of eerieness and disturbability is Slim Goodbody.
I think Scientology is just a front for the one true religion: The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Until, of course, the Culcari Overlords (may their pets find us acceptable chew toys) come to take over.
I had to look up Slim Goodbody. Never heard of him before. But, geez, you’re right — he *is* majorly creepy. What a weird show.
I totally remember Slim! We were shown him in grade school and I definitely remember being creeped out by him.
Fdot: Well played with the Culcari Overlords!
lulz
on a completely unrelated note. If you haven’t seen the movie Drop Dead Gorgeous……Go rent it. It provides loads of wonderful quotes.
joemo, I loved that movie, but don’t remember any quotes except for raisin farm. Please provide some more.
Hey Bernd. How was the vacation? That was you on the cruise wasn’t it?
Oh, I posted about this the other day and I’m pretty sure that you’re one of the ones behind ‘me’ in the picture?
http://theyearzero.wordpress.com/2008/10/24/eat-tweet-and-blog/
Milo: Yes, I believe one of them is me. Dipsy perhaps? That’s a mightly long “spear” on top of his head. They just forgot to have him licking his lips in anticipation.
Tam, vacay was heaven, I could have done this for a while longer. Cruise went from LA to Mexico’s west-coast. Had my first cocktail in more than 6 months and woke up the next morning with a headache, I think I’ll stick to my no-alcohol ways.
I don’t think that gay cruises are good for society in general, though. If gay men had had sanctuaries like that all through history, humans would probably still dress in animal hides and consider watching a thunderstorm prime entertainment.
Haha! That was pretty amazing.
It’s snowing.
Enrico: Snow? Say it isn’t true. We are supposed to get 6-8 inches tonight and wind and … arrrrggghhhhhhhhh! Keep it down there kay?
Bernd: Glad you had fun. You just have to build up your resistance to the cocktails. Start with one a day and before long you’ll be tossing them back like kool-aid – no more headaches.
Not that I have experience or anything in that department.
Enrico(suave): I’m soooo jealous! And not just of your enhanced flexibility. I was just saying that I was in the mood for snow.
Tam: Would that I could take the snow for you, I would do so in a heartbeat.
John: What’s your adress? I’ll get a box ready, expect a UPS delivery shortly. (You’re nuts, truly.) :-\
This makes me sad, Craig. Especially the thought of a Telletubbie licking its lips in anticipation. /shudder.
Bernd: One of my favorites is Allison Janey’s character, in reference to amber wanting to quit the pageant after her mother is injured in a terrible trailer explosion:
“Amber! the woman held onto your tap shoes while flying through the air like a god damn lawn dart!”
All said in that beautiful mount rose Minnesota accent.
LMAO! Seeing Dipsy gyrating and riding it is too funny! I hate to admit that, from time to time, I have actually watched teletubbies when I came across them on the TV.
Yes, yes, yes, once more that damn blocker at work kept me from Puntabulous all day. I can get onto my site, with sometimes barely clothed men, but a video of the Teletubbies is blocked. (which, now that i think about it, isn’t such a bad idea)…
joemo: LOVE Drop Dead Gorgeous, AND that quote. Also, Allison Janney says at one point, “What, are we on Cops again?” And the one cameraguy says something like, “Beauty queens, spewing all over the place…truly horrific.” (okay I REALLY paraphrased that one, but it’s funny as hell). And the one girl saying that she’s changed her talent thing cause her brothers in theater, and they only need one Liza in the family…snicker, snicker…
And by the way, NO, I would NEVER have a red purse….unless I had red pumps, or course.
HUGS…
Tam: I hope you’re sending me something too! You know, in my daily routine, I forgot to put in a pic of me making a sad face next to my empty mailbox. I never get mail!
And about the snow, it turned into rain
: (
Well, its a freaking blizzard (slight understatement) here but its snowy and cold and I have to wait 20 min. for a stupid horse to cool off before we can leave lessons and I’m destroying the ozone running my car so I don’t freeze to death and hoping the snow will melt off the car so I don’t have to go outside in the muck and sweep it off. Sigh. I’ll send you a big box full too Enrico.
Tam – that deserves a full size violin : ).
Michelle: BWAHAHHAHAAAHAHA!!! great comeback!
HUGS…
damn teletubbies and their homosexual agenda
http://www.queersunited.blogspot.com
Dave: It may even be creepier that I watched a couple of these episodes on my own when I was well above the age group. I remember them eating Tubby Toast with the faces on them and there was that creepy laughing baby sun. It was immensely surreal.
digkv: The creepy laughing baby sun!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lyu5Th2eC_c
john: you probably shouldn’t watch this.
Oooohhhh, good one Michelle. LOL You caught me whining. And I think you’re right, John shouldn’t watch that video. Scary. (Which because we both said don’t means that he will. LOL)
Didn’t they eat pudding too? Ack. Now I’m imagining Teletubbies doing really perverse things with pudding. I think I should just stop remembering now.
Tam: I never claimed sanity. As far as I’m concerned over 40 degrees is hot. Besides a little snow never hurt anyone. A lot of snow, well, ok there was the Donner Party, but a little snow is nice.
Drop Dead Gorgeous was hysterical.
Michelle M.: Awesome with the comeback! But, oh man, no love for the bunnies…And of course your and Tam’s warnings made me want to watch it more.