Monthly Archives: November 2008

1. I went on my first Match.com date the other day. I thought it went really well. We talked about movies, video games, and made jokes about starving children in other countries, which happen to be my very favorite kind of jokes. But it ended rather abruptly with a gloved (his, not mine) handshake, which I thought was odd, but I sent my post-date “had a good time, hope to do it again sometime” text message anyway, because I did in fact have a really good time. But I didn’t get a text back until the next day that said “I had fun too, I think we’ll make good friends. perhaps we could see a movie together or something sometime soon” which wasn’t exactly the message I was hoping for, because “good friends” and “movie” just seemed to jump off the screen, and not in a good way. But we’ll see I suppose. The hunt continues!

2. Since I gave up on Fringe, and both 90210 and Privileged weren’t on last night, I decided to wipe off the dust that has been collecting on my Netflix and finally watched the first half of Angels in America. Yes I know, you’re all (Hi ScottieC!) very excited for me to finally watch this, but seriously, who has time for a 6 hour miniseries? So I held it off until finally caving in. I figured once I started I wouldn’t stop, and I’d have it finished in no time. Hopefully I’ll get a chance to watch the second half at some point this weekend. I’ll give you my thoughts and full review when I finish the whole thing.

3. Can someone please tell me why the rear defroster of my car (and possibly all cars) doesn’t stay in the on position when I turn the car off? For example, I have an automatic starter for my car, so in the winter months I can turn it on from inside my house so it can begin defrosting while I’m getting ready. So I set the defrosters on the night before, but the rear defroster never stays on. Why is that? I even tested it. I sat with the car running and both defrosters on. I turned the car off, waited a moment, turned it back on and the front defroster came on, but not that back one. It’s like it resets itself when the car turns off. Does that happen with all cars? Granted the rear defroster works pretty quickly (unfogged in approximately a minute), I didn’t run around my house like a monkey with his balls cut off all morning trying to get to my train on time just to sit in my car for another minute while my rear windshield defrosts. Minutes are precious in the wee morning when someone has a train to catch!

Well it’s that time! Time for me to show off your amazing creations! And let me tell you they are all so incredibly awesome, and I’m honored that so many of you took the time to make these for me to share with everyone! Over the next few days I’ll be adding these drawings to my blogroll and cooking up ways to insert you guys into my later posts. I’ve already come up with a way to give Avitable’s drawing a role in an upcoming episode of Super Viagra and Vagina Girl, which I think will be really fun (Avitable, e-mail me and I’ll fill you in).

So without further adieu, here I am leading the parade!

Here is my friend Lance from New York City wearing his Aquaman costume, naturally:

Here is my brother Adam from Atlanta who is neither black nor gay:

Here is Alex from Los Angeles who is fighting the good fight:

Here is Avitable from Avitable who still doesn’t have as big of a cock as me:

Here is Bernd from Florida who’s cartoon muscles put my real life muscles to shame:

Here is Bossy from I Am Bossy who’s hair looks simply amazing:

Here is Brad from Meowmix who will kick your ass at tennis:

Here is Brian from Cheap Blue Guitar who sadly became a recent victim of our crappy economy:

Here is Chris from Perspectologist who has awesome facial hair and is chilling with the Winged Equine Lord:

Here is Dave S. from Life on the C-bus who gave his drawing fancypants shadows but still doesn’t know a thing about girls:

Here is David from Someone in a Tree practicing his yoga and working the magic of his mind’s eye:

Here is Kevin (commenter digkv) from Southern California and a gloriously random squid:

Here is David from DWQ Online who’s great smile only hides the fact that his hair could inflict some serious damage if you get on his bad side:

Here is crotchtacular Enrico, adorable Richard Parker, and an extremely well detailed Britney Spears from Hotel Tuesday:

Here is FDot from I Deny You the Nidus who looks adorably nervous about being featured on such a famous crappy blog:

Here is Grim Reality Girl from The Grim Reality along with the cutest cartoon dog ever:

Here is Grogipher from GregorMurray.com showing off his Scottish pride:

Here is Xi_Heather from 360 -The Math Blog who’s hair I find extremely fascinating:

Here is TwoPi also from 360 -The Math Blog who has a mustache that could rival Tom Selleck’s:

Here is Howard from The Web Pen Blog who has the brightest smile this side of the blogosphere, which I might have also if I had his little green friend:

Here is Jamie from Tennessee who’s outfit I kinda wish I had:

Here is JC from Seattle standing next to best MSPaint Space Needle I’ve ever seen:

Here is Jeffrey from Baltimore who I have a funny feeling works at Target and know for a fact has mastered the art of making concentric circles better than I ever have:

Here is Jere from Blind Prophesy showing off his pride:

Here is Joe (commenter Joemosexual) from Atlanta living the dream:

Here is John from Rhode Island who loves his bunnies, and amazingly has pants pockets:

Here is Kristen and Cash from California who’s peekaboo baby cracks me up everytime I look at him:

Here is Laura who just moved to New Mexico and has evil bunny troubles of her own:

Here is Leah from Where The Bears Are who has the best darn screensaver in the world:

Here is VUBOQ from VUBOQ along with his PsychoKitty Isabella and the dream martini:

Here is my cousin Michelle and her amazingly well-drawn dog Rocket from New York:

Here is Mike from What Some Would Call Lies who has the best gosh darn feeling in the world:

Here is Milo from Milo & The Year Zero who is much handsomer than this picture would suggest:

Here is Polt from Polt’s Palace who owns the Library of Congress of gay porn:

Here is Robert from Columbus, Ohio who’s crotch is quite remarkable:

Here is Ryan from Steam Room Quantum Mechanics who is doing research in Mexico and is the only one with chest hair:

Here is Skinner from Canada who has excellent taste in starship captains:

Here is Sven from Sven’s Guide to Oz who just moved to sunny Australia and is basking in the sun:

Here is Tam from from Ottawa, Ontario who hates the snow already and it’s technically not even winter yet:

Here is Tami from I Can’t Believe Anyone Would Want to Read This who is about to make Keanu a very lucky man:

Here is Tori from Tori Blaine who is better late than never:

Here is Justin from Tin Foil Soldier who doesn’t need no stinking bubble city to live underwater:

Here is Michelle M. from Denver, Colorado who’s awesome contribution makes loads of blog references and you need to find them all:

There we have it! I want to thank you all for submitting these incredible drawings! I hope you all enjoyed them as much as I did!