I hope you people are happy! I dragged myself out of my sick bed just to share this magical discovery with you. The only good thing about being sick is getting to watch all the awesome daytime television you miss when you’re at work. Normally I would just mean Regis and Kelly and Ellen, but it turns out there are some other shows out there that I usually don’t get to watch:
Poor baby. I’m sorry to hear you’re sick. I’m going to have to start setting my DVR to catch Rotisserie. It sounds like my kind of show.
Rest and fluids! Hope you’re feeling better soon : ).
oh and i cheated on you today with another blog. and found this…..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lk5_OSsawz4
It should give you boners:
Awwww. Still feeling badly? Maybe its a computer virus since John was sick too and Dave is feeling a bit off. Hugs (but no kisses, spreads germs) and hope you feel better soon and enjoy your day on the couch.
I swear, I’m never going to be able to buy one of those chickens at the grocery store without having filthy thoughts running through my mind.
I didn’t realize NYC had porn on daytime TV. Is it that stressful to be a housewife there?
Thanks for the well wishes!
Joemo: That video was incredible! Though thinking of you doing the rotisserie is more bonerfying.
I call BS! Bonerfying is not a real word! You made that up!
Sorry that you’re sick, Craiggers. Fluids and rest, that’s what you need.
Oh, and I already knew about that show….make sure you watch it on December 13th, about 11:30 in the evening…me, Ianto and a Dave S. lookalike will be on then.
HUGS…
LOL Funny Polt.
Aw, hon — rest up!
NO! Don’t rest up! Talk to MEEEEEEEE
Do get better Craig! I find it strange though, that such a racy show would be on so early in the morning. Maybe it’s for suburban housewives to watch during the time where there kids are at school and their husbands are at work. I’ve seen some pretty racy things on Oxygen in the morning.
Crazy busy today, but wanted to peek in and wish you well, too, Craig!
Polt: Scandalous. And I appreciate the stand-in.
Well, the rest of us could talk to you Joe, but fine, if only Craig will do, I can take a hint. Humph.
Polt: Scandalous…..I think that’s what I shal entitle my autobiography.
HUGS…
That’s just nasty.
Tam: haha he IS my dirty mistress.
And an integral third of the rotisserie.
Joe: Sigh. Such is the story of my life. Fine, I’ll find something else to amuse myself. Work? Blah! Surf the net? Possibly. Keep hitting refresh here, hoping there is something worthwhile to comment on? Most definitely.
Tam: just say something controversial it’ll get the thread moving:
um……I hate Science Fiction.
joemosexual: Blasphemy! Though hast opened a can of worms with thy remark! DRAMA DRAMA DRAMA
Science Ficiton smells like poop!
There ya go Joe. Maybe I should start pimping Supernatural. Polt et al got us all hooked on Torchwood, maybe I can everyone to watch Sueprnatural with me so I have more geeky friends to discuss it with. There’s only about 6 of us regulars on the Space board.
Mmmmm, Wincester sandwich……… oh sorry, drifted off into fantasy there, might even have involved rotisserieing.
(is that how you would spell that? – way too many vowels)
Science Fiction smells like delicious freshly baked chocolate chip cookies. You smell like poop. Like tacos
Tam: I’ve never seen supernatural though my friend has been trying to get me to watch it. Is it really that good? I mean, I do have a lot of shows on my plate right now but I guess one more can’t hurt.
Um first of all. I love tacos, so I’m okay with that.
And secondly, Science fiction smells like delicious freshly baked cookies that have been left in the oven too long and are burnt and so know you’re left with that heartbreaking feeling of thinking about something great and being left with charcoal-esque lumps of poop.
Ooooh, it is good digkv. Well, its season 4 now so if you want to catch up that’s a bit. Its a nice combination. Some of the episodes are really serious and others are total cheesy goodness. For Halloween they did one all in black and white with old style villains like the mummy and Dracula. The humor is really really well done and the two main characters having amazing chemisty, and hot boys are not hard on the eyes. Of course its doesn’t have quite the sex in it that Torchwood does (much to my dismay) but they talk about it. LOL But I know sometimes its hard to get into shows part way through. The new angel Casteil is kind of turning my crank this season. Great voice.
Mmmm. Cookies. I’d like a cookie. All I have is chocolate pudding. Guess it will have to do.
Oh and I’m ignoring your scathing comments Joe.
Despite your best efforts I feel there is no need to defend the gooey fresh baked goodness that is Science Fiction.
I accidentally hit enter before I could finish it. Like dirty E. coli infected tacos coming out of the burning anus of a morbidly obese, hairy, unbathed hippie.
And the cookies were not overbaked since I always sent a timer but even if they were there was a moment where the cookies smelled good which is nothing you can say about yourself.
Tam: Hmmm maybe I should watch it then, I do have the first 2 episodes downloaded onto my computer, I might give that a chance tonight. Cheesy and serious do sound like a lot of fun. I love shows that like to do fun things like that.
Oh snap. I do not like THOSE kind of tacos, so I will concede the point. Science fiction does not smell like poop or burnt cookies.
Haha yess. But now there is nothing controversial or dramatic going on. Umm anyone listen to that new Lady Gaga album? Britney is going to have to release one hell of a good album to top that. annd Kanye’s new music sucks now. How about that?
I’ve been listening to a lot of old jazz standards lately instead of keeping up with modern music. So I’m afraid I’m left out of that one.
Old jazz? That certainly is interesting, I think you should come back to 2008 though you know, the time when music is good.
aw helllllllllll naw. It’s on now. Somebody better hold my gold.
It doesn’t get better than Ella and Louis
Since we did the Torchwood Drinking Game, here is the Youtube version of the Supernatural drinking game. Now if you are listening at work keep your volume down because the music is really annoying, but you have to have the sound on to hear the boys from time to time.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mTUN18AFP4
Oh Joe, I’m with you on Louis and Ella. I LOVE Louis Armstrong. Sigh. I’ll be your second Joe. (Isn’t that what they called it in duels, the person who drags the body home if you lose?)
But I follow new stuff too. Although I’m not a Britney fan (don’t hate me Enrico). Oh and I have no use for Kanye. Blech. Lady Gaga? Not sure, the radio station was yammering about her new song, but I haven’t heard it.
Joe: hell yea I just said that Britney and Lady Gaga can take on those old bitches who don’t know how to consistently perform. what the hell is with this rifting in their music, I want their performances to sound exactly like the record.
Tam: Hm show does look interesting. I’d have to pass on that drinking game though, unless somehow it can be done with just water. underaged you know.
Come up north digkv. We can get ya drunk legal up here.
joemo: Old jazz is incredible. For a newer jazz, look up Playhouse on MySpace. Local electro-jazz band here in Columbus. Really good stuff. I’m seeing them on Saturday to hear them play and write up a quick story for the website. The song “Billy’s Playhouse” is awesome. Sexy. Mellow. But with a punch.
Welcome, everyone to the digkv and joemosexual variety hour, with tonight’s special guest: TAM!
Geez, where the heck IS everyone else?
HUGS…
digkv: A lot of the inconsistency with the “old bitches” comes from the fact that they are actually singing. Where Brit and gaga put on a big show to distract from their singing. On their albums their voices have been altered. They get rid of any bad notes and even out the tone so it sounds perfect. Unfortunately there’s no machine that can do that for them when they sing live.
Joe, Joe, Joe, Britney and Gaga AREN’T singing, hence the ability to put on the show. Nothing like lip synching, its a skill they teach in entertainer school now. (Lordy, I sound bitter. LOL Not that I care really.)
Okay, just got a call from a friend to go for coffee, don’t have too much fun without me and make sure I don’t have to drag your battered body home Joe after you and digkv go at it. Be strong, be tough, give em hell.
haha. I should correct myself Lady Gaga can and does sing live almost everytime. Britney is rubbish.
Tam: Haha not much into drinking but a trip to Canada sounds promising.
Polt: you should join this debate, it’s quite fun.
Joe: I demand perfection in my music and if complex technology is required to make those girls sing like slutty angels then I’d rather have that. You can’t deny that Britney’s heavy breathing sultry, sexy singing is much better than Ella’s scratchy old person voice. I’m sure she was a sexy woman but she did not bring it out in her music. I need Britney to sing about a womanizing man while dancing in a secretary outfit, and as a tattooed waitress and a sexy limo driver.
Oh, there’s Dave S….okay, I guess he’s this week’s cameo?
HUGS…
Ha! It’s a different kind of sexy. One that doesn’t require flashing one’s panty hamster for all to see. The kind of sexy that is covert and mysterious. I think there’s nothing sexier than having to play the game a little. I like being toyed with and I love returning the favor.
Bill: As my language teacher Dr. Steele says, once you say/type a word, its a word!
Polt: December 13th?! The day before my birthday! Early birthday gift I guess.
joemo: love tacos, and science fiction is kinda lame.
digkv: Britney WILL release a better album than the Gaga woman!
Tam: don’t worry, I couldn’t hate you just for not liking Britney. But you know, this girl at my job said Britney was “the trashiest person who ever lived” back in July and I haven’t talked to her since.
For Jazz all you need is Trane
EXCUSE ME. What’s with the Britney hate?!?! I know she’s not singing, but here is the key:
Listen to some music where they people don’t really sing, but other music TOO, where the people are singing, and sing live, etc.
I do like Britney, but I love real singers too, like Miley Cyrus and Whitney Houston.