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How to Properly Celebrate an Election

Let’s face it, there’s only one way to celebrate an election. That’s right! Meet people on Craigslist for discrete online hook ups! No matter who you voted for, everyone wins! Here are a few of my favorites from the New York listings:

OBAMA WON AND SO CAN YOU – m4w – 27

YOUNG BLACk MALE LOOKING TO PLEASE A WHITE OR LATIN WOMEN WITH A BIG BLACK ROD FOR THE NEW GENERATION.

inferior sub jew for Superior Dom White Angry About Obama Win 18-35 – m4m

If you’re a trim, white, self-centered guy between 18 and 35 who knows that he deserves to be worshipped, served and obeyed please allow me to grovel at your feet. I’m a masculine, in-shape, 53yr. jewish sub who would like to be your servant/slave, take your abuse and humiliation. Not worthy of having sex with YOU but could serve as your footstool. Like to be slapped and stepped on for your amusement, made to crawl and beg. Would appreciate any attention you allow me. Your superiority is always understood. Straight/bi/gay

Stroke my erection while I watch the Election – m4m – 25

will wear my Obama mask while you wear the McCain mask and perform fellatio. I’m only interested in the election. You need to get me to climax before all the votes are tallied but not before 95% of them are polled. Afterward, there will be an optional Ménage à trois with a 3rd party candidate.

Let’s Celebrate and have some fun! Go OBAMA!!! – m4w – 26

Single white male here in BK feels like celebrating history. Wanna celebrate with me? I have some 420 to share. Wanna meet up for a drink and go from there? Drop me a line and I will send my phone number so we can talk first. I have pics. Do you? I am into all ages, shapes, races and sizes, so don’t be shy ladies!

Celebrate Obama’s Victory – a Black Democrat Pussy Needed – m4w – 26

Black Dem pussy only.

I’m a good looking, professional, fit and fun male.

Let’s have a crazy night of celebration.

White Boy wants to celebrate Obama with Black Girl – m4w – 36

I feel so good about the Obama win, I want to experience the racial harmony I think this signifies. I want to make love to a black woman to commemorate the new day in this country, how blacks and whites will move forward together, and of course, for some hot sex.

Hot white guy 5′11, blue eyes, brown hair. I would love to lick and nibble your chocolate pussy.

I was going to search through listings in other areas, but I’m still sick, so I need to cut this post short. That’s where you come in! Yes, you! Search through the Craigslist personals in your area and leave any good election ones you find in the comment section. I found it best to search for the terms “Election”, “Obama”, and “McCain”. Happy hunting!

74 Responses to “How to Properly Celebrate an Election”

  1. David says:

    Oh if I had the time on my hands that you do. I doubt I will have a moment to contribute to what is sure to be one of the most awesome threads in Puntabulous history, but I’m working a half-day then jumping on a plane to Cleveland. I’ll have to check back over the weekend.

  2. Dave S. says:

    Here’s one from Columbus…

    LOOKING TO SPREAD MY WEALTH

    Since Obama won yesterday I thought I would go ahead and start spreading my wealth. If you are an attractive female and you need some financial help and you can help me with my needs contact me and we will work something out.

  3. Dave S. says:

    And another:

    LOOKING FOR OBAMA GIRL

    I am looking to meet up with a sexy democratic to party with. You and me can get together and have some adult fun while wearing our Obama buttons.

    (though I’m not sure what he intends to pin the buttons to…)

  4. Dave S. says:

    And here’s kind of a sweet one…

    WOMAN WITH THE BLUE VEST AT THE OBAMA RALLY

    Hey – were you wearing a blue vest at the Obama rally? I stood next to you for a while and we chatted a bit. You took off the vest eventually because it was getting warm. You’re very cute and I liked your blue shirt and pick chucks.

    I meant to ask you to go for coffee sometime, but you and your friends took off at the end of the rally and I couldn’t catch up and I lost you in the crowd.

    If you see this, hope you’ll send me a message. Do you remember me? I have short, dark brown, curly/wavy/messy hair and I was wearing a dark blue tee.

    (awwww…)
    (and what they hell is a “chuck”?)

  5. Dave S. says:

    Man, some of the ones I read were really gross. :-?

  6. Marcus says:

    After reading this I sit here in NYC thinking quietly to myself…please don’t find mine, please don’t find mine, please don’t find mine…

  7. Tam says:

    Well, none here. We just don’t care enough to screw total strangers in honor of another country’s election. And I’m damn sure there were none for our election. Nothing will kill your libido faster than thinking about our leaders nekked.

    I did find one guy looking for a girl who “think the Oxford English Dictionary is pretty neat.” Riiiiight.

    David: Have fun in Cleveland.

    Craig: Sorry you are still sick. :-( Is this going to ruin birthday weekend plans? That would stink. Hugs and get well soon.

    Marcus: Funny.

    Dave: As for where to pin the buttons? That what piercings are for, doesn’t HAVE to be traditional jewellry you know. Hmmmm. Maybe you DO know. ;-) Oh and chucks are Converse shoes.

  8. Dave S. says:

    Tam: Next time I go shirtless, I’ll be sure to wear my Obama pin… ;-)

  9. Dave S. says:

    Here’s an awesome one…

    INDEPENDENT CONSERVATIVE SEEKS HIS ANN COULTER

    (snipping out everything but this awesome ending…) We can skip the trendy, liberal hovel that is the coffee house. Instead we can enjoy a sporting event, go to a shooting range, then clean our guns together, enjoying our 2nd Amendment rights while we still have them.

  10. Dave S. says:

    I think that last one was Marcus’s…

  11. Suburban Mum says:

    Good God!

  12. Marcus says:

    Oh Dave S, thank you for not showing the real one….I would be mortified to have it shown (unless of course I got some positive responses and was able to act out what I wrote…)

  13. Dave S. says:

    And does this Craigslist Personals thing really work? It seems like it would just draw the strange people out. Or you’d just get a bunch of prank emails.

  14. Dave S. says:

    Okay, Marcus, now you’ve gotta fess up and send me the link to your Craigslist post. Sounds…um…creative. ;-)

  15. TwoPi says:

    I find the reference to “the new generation” in the first one Craig posted to be extemely disturbing. Come on folks, let’s all be safe out there!

  16. polt says:

    I’m not angry and I’m over 35, but I could use a good footstool. How do I contact this guy? :)

    HUGS…

  17. Marcus says:

    Dave S: I’ll have to think about that….I would like to maintain my diginity as long as possible on Puntabulous…

  18. Craig says:

    Polt: I was looking for a new ottoman to go in my living room, but Pottery Barn was all out of 53 year old sub jews.

    And Polt, how the heck are you on here? Doesn’t your work block stuff a million times more G-Rated than this perverted post?

  19. Dave S. says:

    Marcus: Hey, I lost my dignity here looong ago… ;-)

  20. Tam says:

    Maintaining your dignity and posting on Puntabulous are two things that are not really capable of existing simultaneously Marcus. (Dave can attest to this. ;-) )

    Dave: I’m always curious as well if people actually answer, but I suppose it must work otherwise people would stop doing it.

  21. polt says:

    Craiggers:Ain’t it CRAZY? You post a photo of yourself playing a zamphir riding a rainbow, it gets blocked. You post about Craigslist, its not blocked. I can actually get onto Craiglist and view ads and…*shudder* photos, and it’s NOT blocked!!! Go figure.

    Guess they thought that zamphir thingee was something else entirely. :)

    Hope you feel better soon!

    HUGS…

  22. bernd says:

    Can’t get to Craigslist at work, so I can’t contribute. but

    Ugh, if this is what people write for the election, I don’t want to know what the ads on April 15 look like.

    Or Christmas.
    ‘Guy looking for his ho-ho-ho, you bring the toys and I warm up the eggnog’

    New Years:
    ‘Want to end the year with a bang?’

  23. Tam says:

    Oh oh, I found one in Montreal.

    OBAMA VICTORY CELEBRATION – m4w – 39 (Montreal)

    Tonight, the world will pull back from the brink of entering a new dark ages, and return to the path of Enlightenment reason and liberal hedonism. How better to celebrate this triumph than the sort of wild, unashamed casual rendezvous of the sort that drives Sarah Palin nuts. Maybe we could recite chunks of Darwin while we’re doing it. No procreation, no marriage.

    etc. etc. etc.

  24. Tam says:

    This is fun. Toronto next:

    Let’s celebrate Obama winning by uniting black with white – me ;)

    Now that Obama has won let’s celebrate that victory by uniting the races – me (European) w/ you (African, black, exotic). Let’s show our solidarity by exploring each other to his victory speech and celebrating our hardcore solidarity by doing just that – being hard…. core. ;)

    You? As mentioned above, over 25, under 50 pls. Reasonably fit, athletic. No drama, liars, crazies pls – you will be outsourced. :)

  25. polt says:

    Following Craigger’s request, I visited the Craiglist for Baltimore and found the following:

    “Just around looking at the election coverage getting horny and wanting to blow or fuck a nice ass tonight.”
    Yeah, nothing makes me hornier than watching Brit Hume mumble through the vote tally in the outer suburbs of Orlando Florida.

    “hey men…looking to top tonight. election day hard on ready to go…”
    Is one’s ‘election day’ hard on different in some respect from any other day’s hard on?

    “Over 40 men have confirmed for today’s Election Day nude lunch.
    Noon – 1 PM in Baltimore
    To get on the list for the next lunch send pic/stats
    wide variety of men – gay – bi – straight – spend an hour getting their rocks off. Most guys in their 30s and 40s but open to anyone over 21″
    Hey, boss, I’m leaving work to go…vote, over lunch, yeah that’s it. Long lines expected, probably take me most of the hour…

    “Looking for a gay or bi pair who need a place to fuck or suck between 2PM and 6PM tonight. If you don’t already have a fuck buddy to play with, do not respond to this email. I am looking for two attractive men, clean, 36″ waist or smaller, any race or ethnicity, who need a private place for hot sex on Election Day. Offering my one bedroom apartment on the outskirts of Perry Hall, private residential community, most neighbors are day-time workers. I can host you both, optional open bar, have fun. Full use of my bedroom if you want to fuck. I REPEAT – DO NOT RESPOND TO THIS AD IF YOU ARE OBESE and/or YOU DON’T HAVE A FUCK BUDDY. All replies with, “If you can find someone for me” will be automatically deleted. I like to watch so I really would prefer sex freaks with oversized libidos who don’t mind being watched by one guy. Closed doors are not allowed. No other lookie loos respond, please. This is a one man show. Thank you.”
    So the open bar is only ‘optional’? I guess if you and your buddy aren’t turning him on enough, then he’ll charge you for the beers?

    “Hey guys, Election day and I am OFF> love to have a playmate or so help me spend the day wisely, Go and Vote! then release the stress of all that by having a hot encounter of M2M sex”
    I don’t know about you, but I myself always get all stressed out over voting. I mean, they demand your name and then make you sign your they papers, what if the pen’s out of ink, or you spell your name wrong or something? And then its into those booths, but what if the curtains don’t close fully, or what it you can’t see well in there? And God forbid you pull the wrong lever by accident!!! Oh GOD, the stresss!!!

    And then there was all the ads I read and DIDN’T post….*shudder*….

    HUGS…

  26. Tam says:

    Bernd: You’re a natural at this. You could get a second income writing dirty on-line Craig’s List personals for people. LOL

  27. Tam says:

    This one is concise and to the point.

    Blackman in need of a Obama victory fcuk

    I am a blackman looking to celebrate a Obama victory fun , what ever you want will be my pleasure . Must be sexy freaky and clean , my place tonite.

  28. Tam says:

    Okay, this one is funny.

    Disgruntled American Seeks Canadian For Political Asylum, Maybe More

    Are you a lonely, possibly desperate Canadian woman aged 18-50? Tired of trying to find a good man among your flannel clad, Labatt’s drinking, moose hunting country men? Willing to take in an American who is fed up with his country? Then I’m the guy for you! Maybe you’re a bit overweight or suffer from “Lifelong Ugly Duckling” syndrome. I don’t care.

    What I’m All Aboot:

    32, tall, a bit pudgy around the middle, starting to go bald, but other than that it’s all good.
    IT Professional, skilled with computers, can fix yours.
    Will get whatever job(s) available to help support us.
    From Washington State, appreciates nature.
    Willing to learn French.
    Polite, working on being more humble.
    Hates littering.
    Will pet your cat(s)/dog(s) and tell you how cute it is.
    Enjoys Rush.
    Can fake an interest in hockey.
    Knows the first line to the Canadian National Anthem.
    Will do whatever it takes to get the fuck out of here.
    What You’re All Aboot:

    Canadian.
    18-50 year old female.
    Willing to marry me for citizenship.
    So there you have it ladies! This is your chance to help your neighbors to the South. Get at it!

    Hmmmm. Ottawa’s a big IT hub, maybe I should check it out. He’s actually willing to get a job. LOL

  29. Alex says:

    Amazingly, I only could find one good one for down here in New Orleans. The rest of em were pretty tame.

    CUTE WHITE CONSERVATIVE BOY FOR BLACK OBAMA TOP MEN

    ok i’m a cute litle xconservative white boy looking for a few hardcor black men obama supporters to come over and top me good and my liltle white ass need punishment for being for mccain so email me back and let me know how you will punish me and il set up the time too hook up.jonn

  30. Dave S. says:

    Bernd: You’re hired. Find me a date. ;-)

  31. Dave S. says:

    Tam: Awesome. :-D “Willing to learn French.” “Can fake interest in hockey.” “…aboot.” Hilarious.

  32. Craig says:

    Nice find Alex!

  33. Dave S. says:

    Alex: The writer of that is obviously a male — no periods.

  34. Tam says:

    Ha ha Dave.

  35. Mark says:

    “Stroke my erection while I watch the election”, LOL, I’m filing that one away for 2012.

  36. Alex says:

    Hah, you crack me up Dave :)

  37. polt says:

    Alex: I think I’ve seen a promo for a porno movie like that: “Erection ‘08: Interracial Gang Bang”, subtitled “The Bradley Effect, My Ass!”

    Or maybe I dreamed it….

    HUGS…

  38. Alex says:

    Polt: Oh man, I think I’m gonna have to keep my eye out for that one! For umm…research and fact-checking purposes of course…

  39. Dave S. says:

    Polt: If you’re going to dream, you may as well dream big…

  40. Enriquo says:

    “If you’re a trim, white, self-centered guy between 18 and 35″ . . . Umm….
    And Mark, Stroke my erection while I watch the election is pretty genius!!

  41. Enriko says:

    Found one! Sort of . . . It mentions Obama! You know, it kind of sounds like Dave S with the whole “partner for working out” part.

    LOOKING FOR OTHER WOMEN TO CONNECT WITH & HAVE FUN!!! – w4w – 31

    I’m for Open Mindedness, Obama, Gay Marriage, Equeality, Atheisim, and comming out of my shell…looking for same minded & exciting (though low cost – the activities that is ;) ) women to create lasting friendships with. Also need an exersise partner(s) for my almost daily routine(no gym). Age does not matter, just perferably not someone tied down with young children.

  42. digkv says:

    Wow! That was my first time on craigslist and wow, it was overhwhelming hahah. There are a lot of weird crazy things out there, even by my standards.

    Daddys looking for boys with hot clean throbbing dicks to cum over and blow their loads down my throat. I’m a cool fun married gl exec who wants to spend election day on a cum diet. No bs or freaks. I’ll suck your cock or you can fuck my face. If you are young and horny and want your wad blown, you’ll go away pleasntly wasted with a big smile. Available after 1 PM and into the night. 420 OK

    That’s the best I could find haha, I was too scared to look more.

  43. Dave S. says:

    digkv: Ironic that he wants “no freaks”…

  44. FDot says:

    This personal ad is either a wild shot in the dark, or a sign of a stalker.

    you were chanting “we will we will Barack you”… – 28 (Downtown)

    I was chanting “This is what democracy looks like.” I know you were checking me out. I was holding the yes we did sign. Later we both did the Obama train around Union Square and I felt a connection. I think this might be our era.
    email me.

  45. FDot says:

    I guess Halloween just doesn’t end for this guy…..

    Wanna fuck a Sarah Palin look-alike?

    I dressed up like Palin for a Holloween party last night using a Palin mask and wig. I have a similar body type but am a bit younger. I’d like to get fucked tonight and/or tomorrow wearing the mask and wig, but here’s the catch. I have masks of Obama, McCain and Bush. You have to fuck me wearing one of the masks, and you should have the matching body type: either a tall thin black man; an older, shorter white guy (well, maybe not quite as old as McCain — I do want a good fucking!); or a Bush type body. This is for real, so let me know. I can host. Also, if you agree, I’d like a friend to take some pics of us fucking with the masks on, just as souvenirs for both of us. If you’re not comfortable with that, we won’t do it. I just think it would be a lot of fun to have a pic of me sucking your cock through the mask — although I guess I might have to enlarge the mouth hole!!

  46. bernd says:

    Dave S: I’ve brooding for hours now and not getting any work done, but I can’t think of a way to make “desperate, white, middle-aged guy” sound sexy. sorry, couldn’t resist ;-)

    ahem:
    Looking for a fun, fit professional guy for casual dating and maybe more? You’ve found me, 40, 5′8″, 110lbs (?), gainfully employed, 2 teenaged kids. Hobbies include local music scene, geeky TV shows and my website (http://lifeonthecbus.com/). Must love gay bloggers!

    Please be female

    Hope this helps, Dave

  47. Tam says:

    That’s amazing Bernd. LOL

  48. joemosexual says:

    oooooooooooooooh snap. looks like today is pick on dave s. day.

  49. Tam says:

    Joe: I believe it was decided that odd numbered days are pick on Dave days. You could always claim the even days as your’s. :-D

  50. polt says:

    Bernd: “Please be female” bwhahaha….that is brilliant. Although, if Dave S. only wants a hookup, all he’d need to do is post a photo of his shirtless torso and have the caption: “If you’re a woman, and you want this, contact me.” Really, that’s all it would take.

    A relationship, well, that’d be a little more difficult to get outta Craigslist, but a for just a hookup, this, I assure you, would work.

    I know the part about what he wants in a woman isn’t really fleshed out at all, but as he says, it’s been since January….beggars and can’t be choosers, and all that.

    HUGS….. :)

  51. Enriko says:

    110 lbs?! I weight 110. I don’t know if Dave S does. That’d be kind of weird.
    And yeah, Dave S gets picked on a lot….

    Know who can never get picked on? Tam! She’s awesome! : )

  52. bernd says:

    polt, the goal of the ad was to leave Dave’S with as many possibilities as possible, since I have no idea what he actually wants or needs (beside getting laid). I have only theoretical knowledge about straight mating habits and didn’t want to apply gay hook-up strategies to his ad. But I know squat about those as well. BF and I have been together since before the dawn of time (aehh the www) and if we ever broke up I’d be up sh*t creek. I also wanted to avoid any mention of Dave’S fAbs, since he thinks that’s all I’m interested in.

  53. polt says:

    Enrikomono: I’m pretty sure Dave S. weighs more than 110…but remember, he could wera a tight wife-beater that his own 16 year old daughter couldn;t. He’s pretty lean.

    bernd: Dave S. knows (or at least I HOPE he knows) he’s more than a set of abs to me. But if you’re looking for a hookup online, why not just use your best sexiest attribute? And that’s why on all my webads, I talk about my sense of humor, and nothing physical. :)

    HUGS…

  54. Dave S. says:

    Sheesh, I run off for lunch, come back, and I’m gettin all sorts of picked-on!

    bernd: Try 5′11″ and 140. “Must love gay bloggers!” — now *that* was an LOL moment. :-)

  55. Mike P says:

    This was an excellent post, thanks Craig!

  56. joemosexual says:

    I thought this one was sweet. In missed encounters for atlanta:

    OK, I know this is cheesey…and of course, I have never posted here before, but Passed you on I-85 this morning and I loved your bumper stickers :)
    Where did you get the Gay Dad sticker? I have kids too, and would love to have that bumper sticker.
    Oh yeah, the Obama sticker was great too….but, when will this damn thing be over? Is this the longest campaign in history or is it just me?

  57. joemosexual says:

    Ha I think my craigslist personal ad would say something like:

    Need someone to distract me from all the Election and Post Election news. Come to my place and send me into sexual ecstasy with your argyle hotness.

  58. Tam says:

    Subtle Joe, subtle. ;-)

    That other one was cute. I wonder about those “looking for” posts. You have to assume that other people check randomly just to see if anyone is looking for them. Why would it even occur to the bumper sticker Dad to check Craig’s list?

  59. GoKitty says:

    Why are we talking about non-important issues like the election and Craiglist instead of today’s hot button topic: Survivor!

    Poor Marcus! I am dying to see Charlie’s reaction next week when he sees they voted his str8 crush off.

  60. Tam says:

    OMG!!!! Straight boy is gone? Oh I’ve never seen the show. Why did they vote him off? Do you need a reason to be voted off? Was he evil? Devious? Didn’t put out enough? Do tell.

  61. Michelle M. says:

    Tam: They reconfigured the tribes. Susie flipped and voted him off. Our hopes for a Charlie/Marcus merge have been dashed. And they might have been the new Huxtables (physician/lawyer).

  62. GoKitty says:

    Yeah, Marcus wasnt a bad guyexcept that he made the fatal mistake of thinking he had control in the game and, like it almost always does, it bit him in the ass because a weaker player found him threatening. I’m really waiting for that to happen to Randy and his smug ass.

  63. Tam says:

    I was hoping it would be Charlie that bit him in the ass and there would be video. ;-)

  64. Tam says:

    We are all so bored and unmotivated around here today. We’ve planned our Christmas party. In-house margarita party. Ole. We’ll bring in some blenders, start drinking at 2:00 and eating chips and salsa. Who wants to come? Oh and we’ll need some music. Maybe I should take the bus that day.

    Last two years our Christmas parties sucked. Lunch at a boring restaurant. Yawn. Hopefully this year will be better, my last hurrah with the group.

  65. Michelle M. says:

    I’ll be there in spirit. Have a margarita for me!

  66. Thom C. says:

    Craig, I love you just a little more each day. This post is hi-larious.

  67. bernd says:

    I hate office parties and will avoid this years Christmas party again. I escaped hastily into my lunchbreak when last week’s Halloween parade started winding their way through the cubicles. I feel like so young and rebellious when I do that, flying in the face of convention. Oh how exciting my life is.

  68. ExAstrisScientia says:

    I have to say that some of those are very disturbing.
    Anyway, Happy early Birthday Craig!

  69. Tam says:

    Bernd: I refuse to go to any parties after hours. 5:00 and I’m heading home. I don’t like anyone I work with enough to spend my off hours with them, but during the day it beats actually working. Ummm, Halloween costume parades? I’m assuming you don’t work in an elementary school since you metioned cubicles. That’s over the top.

  70. brad says:

    >>>>>>>BLOW FOR OBAMA<<<<<< – 44 (redwood shores)

    ——————————————————————————–
    Reply to: pers-905922513@craigslist.org [?]
    Date: 2008-11-04, 2:20PM PST

    HEY ALL OBAMA SUPPORTERS…..I’M DOING MY PATRIOTIC DUTY AND GIVING ALL SUPPORTERS A FREE BLOW-N-GO…BEFORE OR AFTER YOU STOP BY AND CAST YOUR VOTE…..SO CUM ON OUT AND VOTE….SHOW ME YOUR STICKERS AND I’LL GET DOWN ON MY KNEES FOR OUR NEW PRESIDENT ….I NEED TO SHOW MY SUPPORT GUYS!!!!!!!

  71. Bernd says:

    Tam, I totally agree, I really like my colleagues, but not after hours. Yep, I’m an office-drone, doing business-travel business for a large international company. Our social committee is quite active, so Halloween costumes are only the tip of the iceberg, my favorite is the annual ice-cream social.

  72. Tam says:

    Bernd: What the hell IS an ice-cream social? LOL That is so not a Canadian thing. The only time of year our whole place gets into a social spirit is for United Way in the fall and then its hit and miss. Our division doesn’t do anything, some do. The only thing we do periodically is go for lunch and before one of my colleague left for the Ukraine we used to have vodka parties about once a month at the end of the day, but everyone left at 5:00 as usual. Now he’s gone …. nada.

  73. digkv says:

    Happy Birthday Craig!!! Have a great one!

  74. Bittersweet Confusion says:

    You inspired a blog post… Go over to my blog to see a non-election related but just as chuckle worthy entry that should have appeared on Craigslist (and maybe has)…

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