Puntabulous

Prof. Frisky von Onion Bagel S.D.

Don’t ask how I stumbled into this, but like The Matrix, once you start to delve into something this crazy, there’s no going back. I had to know more.

Professor Frisky von Onion Bagel, S. D. (aka Super Doggy) was born on August 12th, now known as International Youth Day. His home is Plant City Florida, which is also known as the Winter Strawberry Capital of America. Professor Frisky received his degree of Super Doggy [S. D.] from Gravity Free University. He loves people and animals, particularly children, and has made it his goal to teach and inspire everyone to be friends and to enjoy life while learning.

And this is his song:

Beware: Listening to this song will cause it to be stuck in one’s head for days, weeks, and possibly years (variables will become clearer upon further study). In some cases, obsession with song will make the listener research source of song and post blog entry about it. If one reaches this level of sickness, there is no hope. They should be taken out back and shot immediately to prevent further infection.

WATCH THIS | Craig | December 11, 2008 10:34 pm

14 Comments

By jere, December 11, 2008 @ 10:51 pm

Wow. That’s really bad and I didn’t take the warning seriously, although it’s a better earworm than the holiday music on repeat at work.
By Ryan R., December 11, 2008 @ 11:00 pm

I didn’t realize that Craig was into furries.
By vuboq, December 11, 2008 @ 11:09 pm

I love bagels!
By vuboq, December 11, 2008 @ 11:09 pm

wait. no i don’t.
By Michelle M., December 11, 2008 @ 11:14 pm

I prefer Thomas’ English Muffins.

Thanks Craig – now Womanizer is finally out of my head.
Maybe I’ll teach this song to the kids at school tomorrow.
By Maggie Garcia, December 11, 2008 @ 11:42 pm

I always fall prey to jingles. Daisy sour cream has had me for years. “A dollop … of Daisy.”
By Chris, December 11, 2008 @ 11:50 pm

Ryan R.: Furries! Ha! That was the first thing I thought of as well (only because an acquaintance of mine is a proud Furry).

I like bagels. Lately I like to toast them, and then put butter and Muenster cheese on top. Yum!
By Chris, December 11, 2008 @ 11:56 pm

Wow! That dog drives a red Porsche. I guess the S.D. business must be good.
By FDot, December 12, 2008 @ 2:32 am

The love of bagles, coupled with the moniker “von” clearly indicates that this is the creation of an underground, secret cabal of German Jews hellbent on exacting revenge against all others through the use of poppy seeds.

I would not be fazed in the least to discover that the Banana Splits were actually a first but failed attempt by this cabal.
By Xi_Heather, December 12, 2008 @ 4:56 am

Don’t you be dissing the Banana Splits, FDot! We have a CD that consists entirely of alternating versions of the Tra La La song [only two versions, but about a half-dozen copies of each, in case the "repeat" option isn't available].

(I’d think THIS was the early prototype, before they found their niche, but I don’t think bagels were such a hot item 30 years ago. At last not out west — they were Exotic.)
By Tam, December 12, 2008 @ 8:49 am

Well, I do love bagels. Sesame bagels toasted with honey. Yummy. That song however has got to go.

FDot: I loved the Banana Splits. They are too wild.

Chris: I can’t believe you know a real-life furry. Your cool level just went up 10 points with me.
By polt, December 12, 2008 @ 9:04 am

Chris: I used to date a Furry a few years back. Well, not much date as just a friends with benefits. And as I really wasn’t into the Furry thing, well, it didn’t last long. He was very…animalistic in bed…in a good way.

But I digress….I’m glad I’m at work and can’t listen to it now. Although I’ll listen to it when I get home, and at that point will I fear for my sanity.

HUGS…
By Tam, December 12, 2008 @ 9:11 am

Polt: Don’t do it, just walk away from this video and thank you’re lucky stars that you didn’t hear it. Trust me on this.
By Ray, December 14, 2008 @ 5:18 pm

This would not be the video for Lucille 2 to watch as her vertigo would kick into overdrive. **wondering: at the 1 minute mark, while singing “winter, spring, or fall” did Doggie nearly fall on purpose as a coordinated dance move or was it merely a coincidence (or vertigo?)…**