chambleee54: I would have used ketchup, but I didn’t want to get it on the bunny. And it didn’t look good when I tried to draw it on with MSPaint. I welcome anyone who wants to give it a try with photoshop.
feyrbrand: I’ll leave that up to your imagination.
Heather: I’ll be sure to come haunt you for saying that!
Avitable: Yeah, and especially since I had to be on their lawn to get the shots of my house from across the street. And waiting for cars to pass with a stuffed animal in my hand was a little awkward too.
Chris: Yeah, it was a lazy weekend, so I got a bit of stubble. I’m back to smooth now though. I just can’t get a nice coat of stubble for it to look nice.
OH MY GOSH! I thought this was going to be something sweet like you giving your Mom a bunny for Christmas or the bunny hiding a present under the tree (not the poop kind of present most animals hide but a real present like socks or undies).
Brilliant Craig. I love that bunny. Kudos to Michelle for finding him. I think my bunny would like to be friends with your bunny, they could plot my downfall together.
I LOVE Michelle! not only does she make great guest posts but she got your an evil bunny!!!!
And I can well imagine the neighbors (“Jim, the McAnally boy’s out on the lawn again, but this time, with a stuffed animal!”).
Maybe this is what starts the zombie epidemic, eh? Craiggers would be zombie number zero? oh, oh, oh….and somehow he’s immune to the effects, thats why he’s with us..and, and, and…we use his immunity to stop the rest of the zombies, and, and, and….I got nuthing else. Sorry.
Craig, I would have expected you to put up more of a fight against the furball. One little nibble at your cartoid artery and you are rabbit-food.
On repeat viewings of the story I now hear the music from ‘JAWS’ when bunny approaches the house. DA dumm DA dumm Dadum, Dadum, Dadum, Dadum, Dadum, Dadum.
Naah, Polt, that would be a different movie. After the attack by Evil Bunny Craig lives with you guys and every time you buy carrots he turns into a Wererabbit. Then he starts killing Dave’s girl-friend and the 28 straight guys you get to have sex with in the movie. Wererabbits need to be impaled with a silver carrot to be killed.
Bernd: “silver carrot”, that is genius. I know most of you don’t have kids (although you have been kids at one time – some still are) but there is a series of books call Bunnicula. Its told from the perspective of the animals in the house and the dog is sure that the new bunny is a wererabbit. It is really funny and I laughed out loud myself.
DWQ: When I was in high school our cat left a present under the tree once. He used to love to sit under the tree. He seemed to think we got it just for him.
Polt: You must not have ever watched Bewitched. If you had, instead of (”Jim, the McAnally boy’s out on the lawn again, but this time, with a stuffed animal!”).
It would have been (”Abner, the McAnally boy’s out on the lawn again, but this time, with a stuffed animal!”).
John: My little bunny would never reach the tree branches but I still have some I hacked off. Maybe he’d like one. I will give him a branch tonight and see what he does with it.
And I too was going to comment on the stubble, since I personally am quite fond of stubble. You should let it grow for like a month and just see how it looks.
Enrico! I was wondering where you were. I was getting worried that john’s bunny got to you.
Oo. That sounds dirty…
Okay, sorry — I’ve gotten, like, two hours of sleep in the past 27 hours or so. The sleepiness is taking over. Total insomnia last night. Ugh. I hate anxiety…
Love the blood now, great job Dave S. (you only shave once a week though? Lucky bastard. I gotta do it every morning or I look like Grizzly Adams. (really dating myself there, eh?))
ya know, after all of this, I’m so sure how often I’m gonna wear my Evil Bunny boxers….
You need more gore.
Does the third-from-last photo also double as your orgasm face?
That is GREAT! And here I was thinking, “What a cute little bunny.”
Oh, I didn’t mean the part about mauling you was great. I just meant…ummmm….
Hey look, over there, something shiny! (slinks off)
That was awesome. And I bet your neighbors just watch out their windows and scratch their heads, don’t they?
Cool! I always enjoy your picture story posts. Looking good with the stubble. May you have a swift recovery from the evil bunny hicky.
Aaaahhh! Craig’s dead! Craig’s dead!!
This isn’t happening! I’m in some horrible nightmare! Please wake me up! Please wake me uuuuuuupppp!!!!
Craaaaaaiii [sob] aaaaiiiii [sob] aaaiiiiiigggg….
chambleee54: I would have used ketchup, but I didn’t want to get it on the bunny. And it didn’t look good when I tried to draw it on with MSPaint. I welcome anyone who wants to give it a try with photoshop.
feyrbrand: I’ll leave that up to your imagination.
Heather: I’ll be sure to come haunt you for saying that!
Avitable: Yeah, and especially since I had to be on their lawn to get the shots of my house from across the street. And waiting for cars to pass with a stuffed animal in my hand was a little awkward too.
Chris: Yeah, it was a lazy weekend, so I got a bit of stubble. I’m back to smooth now though. I just can’t get a nice coat of stubble for it to look nice.
Damn you Evil Buuuunnnnnyyyyyy!!!!
See, this is why I keep my evil bunny in a cage.
Excellent post!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Dear Postsecret,
I sneak out of my cage and sprinkle arsenic on my owner’s toothbrush while he’s not at home.
I feel bad.
Not really.
OH MY GOSH! I thought this was going to be something sweet like you giving your Mom a bunny for Christmas or the bunny hiding a present under the tree (not the poop kind of present most animals hide but a real present like socks or undies).
Oh, DWQ, your naivete is so endearing…
Brilliant Craig. I love that bunny. Kudos to Michelle for finding him. I think my bunny would like to be friends with your bunny, they could plot my downfall together.
LOL. The evil bunny strikes yet again!
I LOVE Michelle! not only does she make great guest posts but she got your an evil bunny!!!!
And I can well imagine the neighbors (“Jim, the McAnally boy’s out on the lawn again, but this time, with a stuffed animal!”).
Maybe this is what starts the zombie epidemic, eh? Craiggers would be zombie number zero? oh, oh, oh….and somehow he’s immune to the effects, thats why he’s with us..and, and, and…we use his immunity to stop the rest of the zombies, and, and, and….I got nuthing else. Sorry.
HUGS…
Craig, I would have expected you to put up more of a fight against the furball. One little nibble at your cartoid artery and you are rabbit-food.
On repeat viewings of the story I now hear the music from ‘JAWS’ when bunny approaches the house. DA dumm DA dumm Dadum, Dadum, Dadum, Dadum, Dadum, Dadum.
Naah, Polt, that would be a different movie. After the attack by Evil Bunny Craig lives with you guys and every time you buy carrots he turns into a Wererabbit. Then he starts killing Dave’s girl-friend and the 28 straight guys you get to have sex with in the movie. Wererabbits need to be impaled with a silver carrot to be killed.
Bernd: I get a girlfriend?! Awesome!! Then she’s killed? Awwww…
Wow, Craig, that was quick…
Dave S sent me a great bloody pic, so I updated the post. Thanks for that Dave S! It’s brilliant!
Bernd: “silver carrot”, that is genius. I know most of you don’t have kids (although you have been kids at one time – some still are) but there is a series of books call Bunnicula. Its told from the perspective of the animals in the house and the dog is sure that the new bunny is a wererabbit. It is really funny and I laughed out loud myself.
I Love a good cliffhanger. Excellent job.
And nice teeth! Yours’ I mean, but Evil Bunny’s were cool too.
You’re right, Mark, Craig really *does* have great teeth.
Thanks, Evil Bunny for attacking Craig, otherwise we may have never noticed that before!
Oh yeah, spurting blood. NOW I’m getting in the Christmas spirit.
DWQ: When I was in high school our cat left a present under the tree once.
He used to love to sit under the tree. He seemed to think we got it just for him.
Polt: You must not have ever watched Bewitched. If you had, instead of (”Jim, the McAnally boy’s out on the lawn again, but this time, with a stuffed animal!”).
It would have been (”Abner, the McAnally boy’s out on the lawn again, but this time, with a stuffed animal!”).
Dave S. : Great job on the blood. I like the 3D look of it.
I have been a fan of Craig’s teeth for a while now.
Mark: You’re brilliant!
Chris: (oops, typed “Christ” by mistake and had to backspace) Thanks. I love Photoshop.
Braces, Retainer, and Crest White Strips
Excellent job on the blood, Dave. Now the picture has a certain dramatic quality.
Bernd: Yeah, it really brings out Evil Bunny’s eyes…
That’s one lucky rabbit….getting to nibble on Craig’s neck (to death) like that!
Craig, I hope that all this ‘exposure’ is having a positive effect on your dating life.
Live action Evil Bunny!
Or at least close enough.
Will he go on a rampage through New York City?
Too funny! I’ll never trust a bunny again
Nicole: You trusted them before?!?
It’s funny coz it’s true.
I had it sussed by the third photo and then I was all “Oh no! What will evil bunny do?”
Dave S.: Outstanding use of Post Secret. That cracked me up.
No wonder my gums have been bleeding…..
Dave S.: Awesome job on the blood!
Craig’s dentist/orthodontist: Great job on Craig’s teeth.
Chris: Our rabbits occasionally leave my wife brown pearls under the tree, but mostly they like to chew the branches.
John: My little bunny would never reach the tree branches but I still have some I hacked off. Maybe he’d like one. I will give him a branch tonight and see what he does with it.
Tam: Probably gnaw it into a weapon…
Dave: Damn, thanks for the warning. Branches, sticks and anything that could be gnawed to a point are out.
Great post. I love pictures.
And I too was going to comment on the stubble, since I personally am quite fond of stubble. You should let it grow for like a month and just see how it looks.
Enrico! I was wondering where you were. I was getting worried that john’s bunny got to you.
Oo. That sounds dirty…
Okay, sorry — I’ve gotten, like, two hours of sleep in the past 27 hours or so. The sleepiness is taking over. Total insomnia last night. Ugh. I hate anxiety…
Dave S.: Insomnia, anxiety, hmm… Could this mean you have more underwear modeling planned?
Enrico: I think the probability of us seeing Craig with a beard is about the same as seeing him without spiky hair. BTW: Happy birthday!
Enrico: A month is not stubble, that’s a full-on beard. I like stubble, beards not so much.
I keep wanting to type bears. I don’t like bears so much either, well, unless they are in a zoo or animated.
A month would be stubble for me.
My beard grows so slow that I literally shave only once a week.
Love love love it!
Love the blood now, great job Dave S. (you only shave once a week though? Lucky bastard. I gotta do it every morning or I look like Grizzly Adams. (really dating myself there, eh?))
ya know, after all of this, I’m so sure how often I’m gonna wear my Evil Bunny boxers….
HUGS…