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December 22nd, 2008 at 5:41 am
Great job Craig! I found my self not wanting it to end. I loved the Palin cameo and the Soylent (sp) Green reference.
December 22nd, 2008 at 7:06 am
Very awesome Craig haha love Sarah Palin in there and the very G penguin. However, Craig, and this may just be your attempt at pg-ing this thing up, I don’t think when talking about innuendos, cookie doesn’t really mean boobs, at least not the way I’ve heard it used.
December 22nd, 2008 at 7:11 am
This was one of the funniest and most disturbing Super Viagra comics. The Palin appearance was hysterical, nice job on the wolf by the way. The Penguin packing heat was awesome.
December 22nd, 2008 at 7:30 am
Okay, I LOVE the penguin, he’s my new favorite character. A small part but memorable. Fantastic job as per usual Craig.
December 22nd, 2008 at 7:35 am
Loved it!
December 22nd, 2008 at 7:54 am
Agree with Tam…the penguin rocked!
Good job on the Palin paint person! Merry Christmas to all!
December 22nd, 2008 at 8:02 am
Wonderful! Great long post! And I love our first chance for true nudity on this site!
December 22nd, 2008 at 8:36 am
Too funny…Happy Holidays!
December 22nd, 2008 at 8:45 am
Hilarious! Merry Christmas Craig!
December 22nd, 2008 at 8:52 am
Too funny! The penguin is the best : ) Merry Christmas Craig!
December 22nd, 2008 at 8:55 am
BWAHAHAHA!! Great job on thw wolf. And Palin is spot on! Penguin is the greatest….can he get a return appearance? Maybe as Evil Bunny’s sidekick?
Very creative…a bit scary that something like this could come from your innocent little mind, but very creative nonetheless!
HUGS..
December 22nd, 2008 at 9:15 am
Holy shit, this may well be the funniest one ever! The Soylent Green thing was awesome, the penguin hilarious, the Palin cameo brilliant, and is there nothing funnier than Santa saying “fuck”?
I was just lamenting yesterday that I wasn’t in the Christmas spirit at all and this thing just turned that around. All I needed was a killer Palin, a punk-ass penguin, an oversexed Santa, and MS Paint boobies.
Who knew?
December 22nd, 2008 at 9:35 am
Yay! I’m so happy everyone likes it! The penguin was totally random, but I’m glad you guys like him. He might have to get his own strip now. And I’m quite proud of my wolf drawing skills also.
December 22nd, 2008 at 10:01 am
Craig, I didn’t realize that you had ambitions to be Sarah Palin’s personal helicopter pilot.
December 22nd, 2008 at 10:43 am
So that’s why Santa likes cookies. Perv.
December 22nd, 2008 at 11:20 am
Thanks for the Christmas present Craig! If I may offer a little feedback, Santa needs a bigger belly! There are not many reasons why a skinny guy shouldn’t be able to get it up, but I would think a fat guy would have more trouble. And Santa’s supposed to have a tummy like a bowl full of jelly!
Merry Christmas Puntabulous land!
December 22nd, 2008 at 11:37 am
Now Craig, did you shy away from giving Santa a visible boner? Is that too confronting for your childhood memories? Otherwise, some good fun there. I too enjoyed the Soylent Green reference. And “whore whore whore” takes “ho ho ho” to its full potential. Well done.
December 22nd, 2008 at 11:40 am
Wonderful! I loved it Craig.
December 22nd, 2008 at 11:44 am
S: Those cookies kids leave out mean Mommy is doing something more than kissing Santa Claus.
December 22nd, 2008 at 11:55 am
Gives a whole new meaning to Cookie Monster, huh?
Ryan R: That was supposed to be Todd Palin, but I suppose my choice of green wasn’t a good one. I was thinking along the lines of army fatigues.
Kimi: It’s very hard for me to break away from the puntabulous people template. I did manage to make him a bit fatter, but not enough. Looking back it probably would have helped to make him shorter also.
David: Boners just don’t show up that well in red velvet. Too shiny.
December 22nd, 2008 at 12:37 pm
What is Super Viagra doing to Santa’s face? I keep looking at that screen thinking, “no, I must have a dirtier mind than Craig. He can’t be doing THAT to Santa. Or, rather, having Santa do THAT to him…”
December 22nd, 2008 at 12:43 pm
Jere: Oh he’s doing it.
December 22nd, 2008 at 12:51 pm
Craig: Great post, although the scene with Super Viagra, um, “engaging” Santa’s face has left me a little disturbed and more than a little excited. I am going to have a lot to talk about in therapy this week.
BTW, Christmas cookies are the best part of the season, take that whatever way you want.
Ryan R: I love your Christmas GIR avatar! People keep looking at me funny ’cause I have been singing the Jolly Boots of Doom song for the past several days. BTW, I hate to admit my ignorance, but how does one add an avatar to your comments?
December 22nd, 2008 at 12:59 pm
Nico: You go to gravatar.com and then you register and upload your pics. Easy peasy but took me forever to figure it out.
December 22nd, 2008 at 12:59 pm
Nico: I signed up for gravatar. It uses your email address to identify you.
Damn it. I don’t have Jolly Boots of Doom on my iPod. I’ll just have to listen to the Doom Song Techno Remix. Doom di doom doom di doom doom. Doomie Doomie.
December 22nd, 2008 at 1:25 pm
Yes Jere, he’s definitely doing what you think he’s doing.
And Santa is definitely trying to say OMFG!!!!
But he can’t seem to get the words out.
December 22nd, 2008 at 2:09 pm
The wolf is pretty great!
And Palin makes everything she’s in even better! I miss her : (
Personally, I didn’t really understand the penguin. Is it usually said there are no penguins in the north pole?
December 22nd, 2008 at 2:18 pm
Unfair, why do these strips have to be so realistic? I want the wolfs packing heat, shooting helicopters from the sky.
I really enjoy the thought of suckable Viagra. So Alien. In the middle of satisfying Ms. Claus, all of a sudden little Super Viagras burst out of Santa’s chest.
December 22nd, 2008 at 2:21 pm
Tam and Ryan R: Thanks for the tip!
Enrico: Do you think the penguin needs some back-story to explain his presence at the North Pole? Hmm, what do y’all think? Could we help Enrico out here, something like he was born and raised on the hard streets of Harlem until one day…
December 22nd, 2008 at 2:34 pm
Enrico: Gary Larson regretted that one of his strips put Arctic polar bears with Antarctic penguins:
http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x214/wigertiltaend/the%20far%20side/Penguin.jpg
Nico: I bow down before your Santa power lest I be crushed by your jolly boots of doom.
For everyone else: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESLV9y3CLc8
December 22nd, 2008 at 2:41 pm
“Boners just don’t show up that well in red velvet. Too shiny.” You know this from personal experience, doya, Craiggers?
HUGS…
December 22nd, 2008 at 2:53 pm
Ryan: That’s funny. I love the Farside. And thank you for that link because I was freaking lost in the doom thingy. I’m sending that to my daughter.
December 22nd, 2008 at 3:17 pm
Tam: My dad has all of the Far Side collections, so I grew up enjoying it.
Polt: Sounds like its time for an experiment.
December 22nd, 2008 at 3:17 pm
I hate it when I see grammatical errors immediately after hitting submit.
December 22nd, 2008 at 3:33 pm
Ryan: Whut gramattical errors?
December 22nd, 2008 at 3:33 pm
I didnt see anny errors…
December 22nd, 2008 at 3:37 pm
I watched “Hamlet 2″ last night, so this strip will forever be linked in my mind with the phrase “It’s like I was raped in the face.”
December 22nd, 2008 at 3:38 pm
Damn. I’m supposed to have tomorrow off and now I have to go into work.
::sigh:: When the president of a multi-billion dollar corporation says “jump!” I guess I have to make like Evil Bunny…
Ooo…that works on *so* many levels… ::evil grin::
December 22nd, 2008 at 3:38 pm
jere: How was Hamlet 2? I remember wanting to see that when it came out.
December 22nd, 2008 at 3:40 pm
Dave S.: it’s
December 22nd, 2008 at 3:43 pm
Dave: That sucks. Doesn’t the president have to be in Fiji or Hawaii, or wherever big corporate presidents spend that ginormous salary they get, at Christmas?
December 22nd, 2008 at 3:45 pm
Ryan: You actually know when to correctly use its vs it’s? I bow down. I still can’t figure it out. I just try to avoid using it if at all possible.
December 22nd, 2008 at 3:46 pm
Tam: It is contracts to it’s, so it has an ‘ like can’t. Its is a possessive pronoun like his, so it doesn’t have an ‘.
December 22nd, 2008 at 3:49 pm
Tam: The rule: a possessive pronoun never has an apostrophe.
December 22nd, 2008 at 3:50 pm
Wait, we should refrain from learning things until Tuesday.
December 22nd, 2008 at 3:56 pm
Meh, I’m kinda over Teach Me Something Tuesday. There hasn’t been a public outcry so I will assume that it isn’t missed.
December 22nd, 2008 at 4:01 pm
Crap, I’m completely lost. It makes sense when you tell me but 10 min. later I’ve forgotten again. Bah. That’s why there is grammar check.
December 22nd, 2008 at 4:02 pm
Personally, I liked Teach Me Something Tuesday. I almost formed a lynch mob to come to NY to threaten you, but with all the damn Christmas joy floating around, nobody was into it so much…
December 22nd, 2008 at 4:33 pm
Poor Santa — his “problem” makes the evening tv news! Can’t the Big Guy get a break?
December 22nd, 2008 at 5:13 pm
Dave S: It’s pretty good. I wasn’t really loving it until it hit act 4. It was funny and irreverent, but the main character is hard to love.
December 22nd, 2008 at 5:35 pm
I love mob-esque penguins….very Kingdom of Loathing. Now, I just wonder how Super Viagra will rescue Kwanzaa from cultural obsolescence.
December 22nd, 2008 at 5:40 pm
Craig: I liked TMST as well, but it’s your blog.
December 22nd, 2008 at 6:00 pm
The penguins remind me of the killers penguins that bothered Justice League Antarctica back in the early 90’s. Now THERE’S an obscure reference for ya!
HUGS…
December 22nd, 2008 at 6:26 pm
What if there is a public outcry for the return of “Puntabulous Does the Movies” will it return?! Or I am the only one who wishes they returned.
Oh, and I recently thought about the lack of ‘guides’ too. I miss them.
December 22nd, 2008 at 6:27 pm
Oh Nico (and Dave S kinda)… noticing them right when I hit submit…
December 22nd, 2008 at 6:42 pm
What a coincidence. After expressing my love of the above penguin, I get home to find a secret Santa present including, what else, fuzzy socks with a penguin on them. Its penguin day at my house. Woohoo.
December 22nd, 2008 at 7:04 pm
Craig – that was all kinds of awesome. Just when I think it can’t get more funny…it does.
“Nah, I’m just fucking with you “- my favorite part.
Was the “You bastard!” a South Park reference?
That penguin (with gun) needs to be on a t shirt.
December 22nd, 2008 at 7:40 pm
Craig: I enjoyed reading your TMST posts. I just found it hard to comment on them. I felt like I should provide an educational blurb about something related to your post. I just never had enough time to properly research and write an appropriately encyclopedic comment.
If you enjoy that kind of writing then I would be happy to read TMST posts, just don’t expect me to teach you anything on short notice.
December 22nd, 2008 at 8:13 pm
Funniest fucking thing I have read in at least a month, seriously, I laughed my ass off all day thinking about this.
December 22nd, 2008 at 8:20 pm
Any day with Super Viagra is a good day indeed!
(And I totally miss Teach Me Something Tuesdays, although I got really confused with the abbreviation TMST and was wondering if the Turtles had been upgraded from Ninja to Samurai).
December 22nd, 2008 at 8:50 pm
I didn’t think to look at this until 830 tonight. What a great way to get in the xmas spirit.
December 22nd, 2008 at 9:34 pm
I love TMST!!!!!
December 22nd, 2008 at 9:40 pm
I forgot to mention: I love that you used PNG files rather than JPG files. The quality is MUCH better with no compression artifacts around the text. Yay! It is like a Puntabucomic in HD!
December 22nd, 2008 at 9:44 pm
That’s thanks to you Chris! You showed me the light. PNG files work much better.
I have all the original BMP files on my computer for the older strips, so I have the files without compression problems, which will come in handy if I ever make that Super Viagra and Vagina Girl book.
December 22nd, 2008 at 10:12 pm
IF you ever make the book??? More like WHEN….
December 22nd, 2008 at 11:43 pm
Craig I would seriously consider buying a book of your comics! When is Evil Bunny coming?
March 10th, 2009 at 12:18 pm
OMG your hip hip hillarios dude this shits got me crackin up